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SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:26:54 PM)

granted, you are instantaneously covered in pizza... and no matter how much you eat, it comes back, you can't even stand to shower.

i wish i didn't look like shit today



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:28:37 PM)

This could get messy!

Granted, but you now smell like it for the rest of your living days.

I wish I could see you look seemingly like shit.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:36:20 PM)

granted, but it looks so horrible that it breaks my cam AND your monitor   (did i mention you can smell through your computer :p )

i wish i didn't have a dr appt tomorrow



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:38:56 PM)

Granted, but you are going to have a severe full body exam on Tuesday, and your Doctor and you have both "run dry" on lubricant. Time to stretch some holes!

I wish I could take time off of work and go to PA.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:47:17 PM)

granted, but your car breaks down on the way there, in the middle of the highway... you manage to get to the side of the road but your car's hit by an 18 wheeler.

i wish i had some lube for tuesday lmfao



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:48:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR
I wish I could take time off of work and go to PA.

Granted, you get laid off, you go to PA, and the entire area is quarantined because of a railcar radioactive spill and you have to stay there until the half-life expires.
 
I wish I was a rock star. 



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:49:08 PM)

I hate that car anyways! PHHHBBBT!

Granted, but it's accidentally been mixed with cinnamon, hot sauce, and fire ants? (lol) If you thought it was hot before, you've just gone straight to hell!

I wish I wasn't terrified of being whipped.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:51:07 PM)

granted, you're now being whipped daily by rockstar RS, who has alzheiimers, so sometimes he forgets he whipped you for the day, and does often...

i wish i had a plane ticket to go any three places i wanted



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:51:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Granted, you get laid off, you go to PA, and the entire area is quarantined because of a railcar radioactive spill and you have to stay there until the half-life expires.
 
I wish I was a rock star. 
Granted, but during your rock stardom, a crazy, 300lb male dominant falls stalker-love crazy for you, and kidnaps you for seven weeks in his basement for some man loving good time.

I think you need to borrow Sin's lube.

I wish I didn't have a cold.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:52:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SinLee

granted, you're now being whipped daily by rockstar RS, who has alzheiimers, so sometimes he forgets he whipped you for the day, and does often...

i wish i had a plane ticket to go any three places i wanted

Granted, but you lose the ticket, your passport, your car keys... Who has alzheiimers now? >;D

I wish I could watch the scene between RS and his 300lb stalker. lol



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:53:37 PM)

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I wish I didn't have a cold.

Granted....instead it's a UTI.

I wish it weren't so damn hot outside.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 2:55:57 PM)

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I wish it weren't so damn hot outside.

Granted, it's now hot inside.

I wish my buggarsome profile pic would go through.



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:12:33 PM)

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I wish my buggarsome profile pic would go through.

Granted, now every HNG around wants you to send them naked pics for their wanking collection.

I wish it weren't so hot inside



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:13:12 PM)

Granted - it will once you delete the pic of you being buggared by a 330 lb Transvestite

I wish I had a nice roast beef sandwich right now



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:15:47 PM)

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I wish it weren't so hot inside

Granted, but now it's freezing cold and all your clothes are gone, and blankets are non-existant.

I wish MrSpectacular wasn't such a meanie to me.



lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:15:55 PM)

granted...but it's been bitten previously by several people suffering severe herpes outbreaks all over their mouths

i wish i had an extra weekend day...



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:17:07 PM)

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I wish I had a nice roast beef sandwich right now

Granted, but it's in between the ass cheeks of the 330lb tranny.

My wish still stands. >;(



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:18:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR

quote:



I wish it weren't so hot inside

Granted, but now it's freezing cold and all your clothes are gone, and blankets are non-existant.

I wish MrSpectacular wasn't such a meanie to me.



hm... didn't that just happen at my house? who the hell let him in my house???



quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

granted...but it's been bitten previously by several people suffering severe herpes outbreaks all over their mouths

i wish i had an extra weekend day...


granted but now you have to work all weekends.

i wish i had more hours in the day



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:19:18 PM)

Granted - I will always be nice and sweet from now on -ha ha

I wish I wouldn't tell so many fibs



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:20:44 PM)

Sin: Granted, but the extra hours are used to clean out the 330lb tranny's butt cheeks of the sandwiches.

I wish I had some asprin.



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