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SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:34:00 PM)

granted, but they're too big to swallow without water, you can't break them and there's not a drink of even tap water anywhere...

i wish i had all the answers




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:38:12 PM)

Granted, but they are all the wrong ones!

I wish this dominant would back off.




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:40:42 PM)

granted, he backs off, instead you get a set of ten dominants that will not back off no matter what you wish for

i wish i had the right damn answers




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:41:58 PM)

Granted, but today was just deemed opposite day at the last second. Right again? Wrong again? Who knows!?

I wish I knew what the hell I was talking about!




lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:43:13 PM)

granted...but suddenly, you're not so interesting, and people no longer care for your company

i wish i had a maid




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:44:46 PM)

Granted, but she's so immaculate in her cleaning, that she "cleans you out". You've been robbed!

I wish certain words didn't excite me as much as they do. It's a hassle.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:45:52 PM)

Granted - he is an 80 year who just got released from the leper colony
For puppy
Granted now every word you hear will give you an orgasm

I wish I didn't have to at least start thinking about work tomorrow




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:49:03 PM)

If I could even achieve an orgasm, that'd be awesome.

Granted, but now you can't think at all!

I wish I knew what to do...




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:56:54 PM)

granted but you have to do a guy who ways 10k pounds and do him all nite long ;)

i wish i had a mucle car




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:57:33 PM)

Granted - you do know what to do - you are going to send everyone on CM a $100 bill

For puppy again
Granted - but it is painted pink with a big rainbow stripe on the side

I wish I could predict the future




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:59:46 PM)

Granted, but all of your future predictions involve fish and only fish.

I wish I had enough 100 dollar bills to send everyone!




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:01:54 PM)

Granted - you will - starting tomorrow we are pimping you out

I wish a nice pint of Abbots Ale would apprear - you gotta be English to appreciate that one




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:03:03 PM)

Aw, damnit. I don't have the clothes for a pimping session.

Granted, but it's warm and fresh with the scent of goat's piss.

Edit: I wish I could go shopping.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:05:38 PM)

Granted - but you are shopping for replacement teeth since yours fell out during sex last evening

I wish I didn't have to go shopping




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:11:02 PM)

I thought I had no teeth from yesterday! >;(

Granted, your home is filled with everything you'll ever need, and more! You are now buried in ridiculous items and have no hope of ever escaping! Be content staring at bags of cat food for all eternity.

I wish my pants weren't so loose.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:17:44 PM)

Granted - your ass is now larger than a mini cooper

I wish that I could lose 10 lb's then I would be very happy




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:19:37 PM)

Granted, you CAN lose ten pounds, but instead you gain thirty.

I wish you didn't tell fibs.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:21:27 PM)

Granted - I don't now

I wish I didn't keep trying to fool puppy




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:23:06 PM)

Granted, you now worship the ground she walks on as HER puppy.

I wish I had a leash for my new toy.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:24:52 PM)

Granted - but be careful a 400 lb Crossdresser can be really nasty

I wish the gas prices were not so high




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