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PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:28:14 PM)
Granted, your rent has just tripled. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:31:12 PM)
Granted - you cannot anyway - your pet transvestive is having his leg amputated and you need to be there to reapply the makeup afterwards I wish the Iraq war was over

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:33:05 PM)
Granted, someone has tipped them off that you are the true terrorist. Start running! I wish these damn trannies weren't my pets or followers, dangit.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:35:00 PM)
Granted - but now a 500 lb hairy fat man is your new Master. I wish that puppies would always be loyal

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:36:12 PM)
Noooo~! I only want the one I have! Granted, but they remain loyal to everyone but you. I wish this computer wasn't making all this damned noise.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:38:45 PM)
Granted - though the noise is inside your head - your going slightly crazy I wish I can be nice to my emloyees this coming week

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:40:06 PM)
Granted, but you are so nice, you have given them all the next two weeks off, and are stuck picking up the slack. I wish the AC was working properly.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:51:40 PM)
Granted, the ac works great but the heat wave causes an overload and you power to your grid. I wish all the girls in the world were bisexual.

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:58:17 PM)
Granted, but they all lose their sex drives and have no desire to perform. I wish I had an ice cream cone.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 5:50:11 PM)
Granted - but the flavor is rancid leper pus I wish I could dance the tango

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 5:54:26 PM)
Granted, but your dance partner is my ex pet, the grossly overweight, one-legged tranny and he/she has broken both of your legs; you will not dance the tango again. I wish the kitten wouldn't leap on me!

Maya2001 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 6:08:38 PM)
Granted but it is now drinking out of the toilet bowel and decides to give you a kiss on the lips I wish I had the gardening all finished

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 6:21:13 PM)
Granted, but now your garden is full of massive, man-eating plants with a hankering for your luscious thighs; beware! I wish finding a female "fuck-buddy" for the boyfriend was easier.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 6:47:09 PM)
granted but you find so many he no longer has time to do you... i wish i felt like going to karaoke tonight

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 6:52:07 PM)
Granted, but if you go, no one is singing well, and everyone is singing the same Michael Jackson Thriller song tonight, and butchering it beyond reason. I wish my throat wasn't scratchy so I wouldn't be embarrased to sing for Master. Urgh.

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 8:13:16 PM)
Granted, your Master is now deaf. I wish I knew which fork to use at a restaurant

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 8:35:20 PM)
granted but it was hot when you picked it up and burnt you realy bad I wish i could go swimming with the sharks and not be killed

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 8:39:40 PM)
granted you go swimming with them and are only maimed. i wish i was on vacation far away from here!

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 8:44:13 PM)
granted but you end up in iraq I wish i was in CT right now

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 8:48:36 PM)
granted, you are on the opposite end of CT from where you want to be. i wish iraq was a tropical resort in the middle of the pacific

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