RE: Ruin A Wish (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity



Message


MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 9:30:28 PM)

Granted - and you are the Al Qaeda leader there - and the American have 4 Blackhawks looking for you on that 1 acre resort - good luck

I wish I hadn't gotten sun-burnt today




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 9:31:55 PM)

Granted, but every inch of YOU is covered in insects and spiders.

I wish I wasn't sad.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:02:25 PM)

Granted - you are so happy and laughing all the time that everyone thinks you are a lunatic - so they have you committed

I wish no one was sad




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:06:23 PM)

Granted. No one is sad ever again. Or happy. Or excited. Or anything else. Emotions are now nonexistant. Sex is boring and no one ever has sex again. Saturday nights at the pub will never be the same now. No nooky. See what ya done???

I wish I could read minds.




mastervalentine -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:07:33 PM)

Granted, you can read minds. They are all empty.

I wish I had the power to re-write history, and thus destroy the world.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:10:14 PM)

Granted - but it is only the little world inside your own head

I wish I was in a place that had Saturday nights at the pub




lilmissdefiant -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:13:07 PM)

congradulations your at Mardi Grah where every night is Gay Pub Night enjoy!!!

I wish i was a multi millionare.





MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:19:13 PM)

Granted - you have more than a million acne spots on your face

I wish that world hunger could be solved




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:23:58 PM)

Granted. Now everyone is a cannibal and the women and children get to eat first.

I wish I was abducted by kindly aliens.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:26:27 PM)

Granted - but they realise you are more alien than they are so they through you back

I wish that the UFO mystery is finally solved




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 4:30:07 AM)

Granted, but the mystery solving pulls an Indiana Jones and the world is "flooded" with runaway boulders and kills off any who figured out said mystery, and destroyed all the evidence. You are not spared as your lower half is destroyed when both you and your home are crushed by a boulder.

I wish I have good luck with apartment hunting today!




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 5:30:37 AM)

granted but your new nabor is a rapist

I wish i had a million dollars




shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 5:30:59 AM)

Edited, came up out of order...

To P4GH:
Granted, it's drug money and they're coming for it.

I wish I was taller.




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:11:06 AM)

granted, you're now 10 feet taller and can't hang out with anyone indoors unless they have cathedral ceilings...

i wish i didn't have to go to my dr appt




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:12:27 AM)

Granted you are now 3 foot tall

I hope my breakfast meeting goes well today




parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:29:15 AM)

Granted, but you spilled coffee on your crotch.

I wish my a/c wasn't broken :((




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 8:06:22 AM)

Granted, but you're locked out and can't enjoy it!

I wish I had more yummy onion pizza.




MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 12:36:46 PM)

Granted, but there's only 1 slice of onion on each pizza

I wish I had a signature line




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 12:43:23 PM)

Granted, but your signature sucks and no one reads it.

(Why for no signature line?)

I wish I had more ice cold beer to consume!




parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 12:46:34 PM)

Granted, but you don't have twist off caps/there's no bottle opener in the house!

I wish I was on my way to Fl now.




Page: <<   < prev  79 80 [81] 82 83   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.0625