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celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:29:55 PM)

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I wish my Master wouldn't have to be all bruised!

Granted, he's bloody instead.

I wish I had more coffee



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:31:43 PM)

Granted, it's been pissed in.

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:34:43 PM)

Granted, but the speed will keep you up for 3 days straight.

I wish I had some apple pie right now



Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:35:51 PM)

Granted.  Now you are wide awake, and SCARED.  Very SCARED.

I wish I had a fridge in my offices with all sorts of cunning little snackages in it.

OK...in that case GRANTED:  but I'm taking the pie and putting it in my little fridge which I wish I had.

E.

(wow, this is getting surreal for a Monday)



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:37:11 PM)

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I wish I had a fridge in my offices with all sorts of cunning little snackages in it.

DAMNIT. Granted, but I've snuck in and taken bites out of every single item!

I wish I had a comfy pillow for my back.



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:38:43 PM)

Granted, but every one you open spills all over your nice clean white shirt

I wish I had a refrigerator stocked with Newcastle Brown Ale



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:42:25 PM)

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I wish I had a refrigerator stocked with Newcastle Brown Ale

*Growls*

Granted, but the fridge is broken and your Ale is boiling!

I wish my wish granting didn't clash with everyone elses!



Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:49:48 PM)

Granted, but now your wishes ALWAYS come second.

I wish the women in my life didn't feel it necessary to call me and update me on the status of their menstrual periods.  Indeed, I wish for that time long ago where men were NEVER, EVER allowed to know that this even happens once a month.

E.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 2:01:35 PM)

Granted, instead of calling, they come and sit on your face; SURPRISE! =D

I wish I had some yummy ice cream.



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 2:40:50 PM)

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I wish I had some yummy ice cream.

Granted, but it's stuck in the same broken fridge with my Newcastle Brown Ale

I wish I had some chocolate syrup to pour on my ice cream.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 3:15:49 PM)

Granted, but the chocolate syrup you bought was the only jar in the factory to be mistaken for the rat's toilet.

I wish I had some more tasty chocolate.



littleladybotan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 3:20:53 PM)

Granted; I'll put lead powder in it.

I wish I was finished with my philosophy degree.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 4:25:10 PM)

Granted but all records were lost and you have to start over... you spend the entire time pondering the meaning of losing the records and fail every course the second time through.

i wish life were easier



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 5:41:03 PM)

Granted - it is now over for you

I wish it wasn't taking so long for my G and T to show up



sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 5:43:52 PM)

sure .. quick like but they waved and didn't stoop as they got detoured over to Sesame Street.. brought to you by the letters G and T and the number 7...

I wish my tummy didn't hurt so much.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 5:52:13 PM)

Granted - I made you vomit and out popped a 300 lb transvestite

I wish someone was here to rub my shoulders



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 5:58:13 PM)

Granted, but it's that 300lb tranny!

I wish that I didn't have to cook this whole meal on my own.



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:04:01 PM)

Granted, but your helpers devour the meal like a horde of locusts.

I wish my slave were here to cook me a meal.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:05:06 PM)

Granted, but her food tastes like vomit.

I wish my Master was here to taste my DELICIOUS food. >;P



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:05:18 PM)

deleted - I am too slow - must be losing it



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