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MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:07:21 PM)

Granted - but be careful the last one you had died when you cooked for him

I wish I did not have to work tonight



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:09:19 PM)

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I wish I did not have to work tonight

Granted...you were in a fender bender on the way to work and have to spend the night talking to the local constabulary....

I wish I had more chocolate



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:28:17 PM)

GRANTED  but you have to share with all the subbies of the world

I wish I was with Master right now



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:35:39 PM)

Granted - but let him finish with his other subbies first

I wish it would cool off just a little



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:36:57 PM)

ranted but the storm that comes latter cuts yoru power out 4 times

I wish i did not loose power 4 times today



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:48:02 PM)

granted but now your without water for 3 days

I wish I did not get so sunburned



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 6:55:16 PM)

granted but you got tickes from the grass

i wish i could go swimming tonight



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 7:15:23 PM)

Granted - I will get the vat of acid ready

I wish a nice sub was making a Margarita for me



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 7:18:57 PM)

Granted but she is as old as dirt and has Alzheimer

I wish I was ridin my motorcycle



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 7:20:30 PM)

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I wish a nice sub was making a Margarita for me

Granted -- you did want the worm from the bottom of the tequila bottle in it, right?

I wish my slave were making me a Margarita (sans worm [;)])



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 7:23:17 PM)

Granted - He is

I wish I had an air conditioner



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 7:27:17 PM)

Granted. You have an air conditioner. Sadly, you owe the electricity company 12 billion dollars. You need to pay up and then you'll have electricity again.

I wish my voice wasn't disappearing.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 8:04:07 PM)

Granted -but your farts are so loud no one would be able to tell if it was disappearing

I wish I could pull myself away and do some work



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 8:27:01 PM)

Granted, but your meat and two veg are caught in the drawer; can we say "unic"?

I wish I always won.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 8:52:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR
I wish I always won.

Granted, but you win because you have OCD and are addicted to the “Last One to Post Wins” thread.  It interferes with your love life because you stay up all night trying to beat the “You can't post two consecutive messages within such a short amount of time.” error messages!

I wish airfares were cheaper or I had my own plane with unlimited supply of free gas.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 9:06:36 PM)

granted but it only flies on the first of each month, some mechanical issue :p

i wish i could teleport :p



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 10:31:33 PM)

Granted however your DNA got mixed up with a octopuss you now have 8 arms and your spewing ink when you come ....

I wish I was a young good looking rock star



shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 11:14:07 PM)

Granted, you now spend your entire life in and out of rehab.

I wish I was eating a steak dinner right now.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 1:06:32 AM)

Granted, you have a lovely surf & turf meal served to you in a romantic outside setting in a vine covered gazebo.  The steak dinner is filet mignon, lobster, asparagus, red skin potatoes, Caesar salad, Aste Spumante and crème brulea will be served up on a naked slave for desert.  But, just as you go to take the first bite, a gentle breeze wiggles the vines and hammer that was left on the roof by a careless workman falls and smashes your balls so badly they call an ambulance.  As you are being carried off in the gurney, you see me walking by holding the trophy from the Last One to Post Wins thread and I sit down and eat your meal.

I wish I had an athletic jockstrap with a cup.  



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 2:06:29 AM)

granted, but it becomes completely attached and can't be removed :o

i wish guys knew how long five minutes was lol



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