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PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 12:48:27 PM)

Granted, but your transportation breaks down on your way, and the only person willing to pick you up is a strange 500lb truck driving tranny named Ed.

I wish my Master didn't know when I was lying!



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 12:48:35 PM)

granted but there is a hudge hericane when you get there

I wish i was a mobster



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 12:50:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR

Granted, but your transportation breaks down on your way, and the only person willing to pick you up is a strange 500lb truck driving tranny named Ed.

I wish my Master didn't know when I was lying!



Granted, but now he doesn't know when you're telling the truth either.

I wish I had a Master



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 12:51:30 PM)

Granted, but you're a bad one and are wearing cement shoes within a night's time.

Edit for Parttime too!: Granted, but he's that 500lb truck driving tranny that picks up hitch hikers!

I wish my beer were cold. Ew...



PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:07:59 PM)

granted, your beer is cold, however it's inside a 10 ft square block of ice.

i wish my court case would come thru in my favor!



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:09:18 PM)

Granted, but you're arrested when you leave the courthouse.

I wish I had a brand new car..................still had the plastic on it!



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:10:22 PM)

granted but the court latter finds out you payed of a jurer

I wish i could sing like a star



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:14:28 PM)

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I wish I had a brand new car..................still had the plastic on it!
Granted, but it is forever sealed in plastic, all you can do is stare at it; enjoy!

I wish that I wasn't wearing this damn dress.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:15:04 PM)

Granted, now you sing like William Hung.

I'm still waiting for my car!



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:15:31 PM)

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I wish i could sing like a star
Granted, but you are in a coma and will never sing for an audience beyond your dreams.

Same wish, damned dress.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:16:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR

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I wish I had a brand new car..................still had the plastic on it!
Granted, but it is forever sealed in plastic, all you can do is stare at it; enjoy!

I wish that I wasn't wearing this damn dress.



Granted, now you're wearing your granny's house frock.

I wish I may I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight!



Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:16:34 PM)

Granted.  But...isn't it a bit breezy in here?

I wish it would STOP RAINING.

E.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:17:44 PM)

Granted, but the wish is always ruined in some form or fashion; AND JIMENY CRICKET HAS DIED.

I wish the new kitten wasn't so... Whiney.



Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:17:48 PM)

Granted, but now you have to spend your days with a bunch of "lost boys" of questionable sexual orientation, and one little fairy.

I wish ParttimeHotty wouldn't keep stepping on my lines.

E.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:18:38 PM)

Granted, now I'm applying CBT.

I wish I was at the beach.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:19:18 PM)

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I wish ParttimeHotty wouldn't keep stepping on my lines.

E.
Granted, now ParttimeHotty is stepping on your crotch.

I wish my grade point average had not dropped to a 3.9 >;(



Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:20:36 PM)

Granted, but you do the splits and now there's sand...well you KNOW where....OUCH!

I wish I wasn't always sandwiched between Parttimehotty and PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR  wait...NO  I don't wish that AT ALL!

uh...

E.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:20:43 PM)

Edit:: Granted, you are now sandwiched between two large trannies!

I wish for a cheap tattoo!



Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:24:22 PM)

Granted, you get an Asian character tat'd right in the middle of the small of your back for $9.95, but the Chinese tell you it means "mangy little dog girl" and the Japanese tell you it means "tramp stamp here".

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.... (braces himself)

E.




PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/9/2008 1:26:43 PM)

Granted, and I gobble you right up!

I wish my Master wouldn't have to be all bruised!



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