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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 5:18:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR
I wish I didn't have to write checks today. Ugh.

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ORIGINAL: SinLee
i wish that i wasn't hungry

Granted, but you have to feed sin.

I wish you guys were eating at my house!



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 5:19:14 AM)

Granted, you're bloated from all the "eating" you've done today. That mouth and tongue is out of commission for three days.

I wish MY mind wasn't in the gutter. LOL.

(Alright, now my order is all out of wack. You guys go and I'll catch up!)



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 5:21:32 AM)

Granted but you're locked in the bathroom and can't but hear a slight scream now and again
Granted, it's not in the gutter, but it's so pure, you miss all the kinky compliments thrown at you


i wish i wasn't so confused lol



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 5:40:09 AM)

Granted, listen to my voice, you are getting sleepy, very sleepy.  Now you are in a deep hypnotic trance and will do anything say.  You are no longer confused, The extent of your <censored> is single minded now and you can think about doing is wrapping your <censored> around my <censored> while we <censored> and you are wearing puppy’s shorts on your head because she <censored> while we were <censored> and the whole thing is on film.

I wish I had my all my old commercial grade video gear.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 6:06:54 AM)

Granted, but it's not working.

I wish I was on a private isle, just me, wine coolers, several books and a radio WITH WORKING batteries! :))



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 6:30:37 AM)

Granted - there is no wine in the cooler - the books you have are in Farsi - the only radio show you can get is a Russian broadcast with potato growing tips.

I wish my day to be Spectacular



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 6:56:32 AM)

Granted, but you wake up tomorrow and remember none of it.

I wish my boss was nicer to me... Ugh.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 6:58:00 AM)

Granted, but it is a spectacular flop.
 I hope I get my Fleetwood today.



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:03:30 AM)

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 I hope I get my Fleetwood today.
Granted, but it's all been destroyed!

I wish I didn't have to do this paperwork...




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:05:24 AM)

granted, instead you have to another set of paperwork, twice as long, using nothing but a broken tipped pencil

i wish i had breakfast



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:07:45 AM)

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i wish i had breakfast

Granted, but it's cereal that must be spooned out of MrSpectacular's bum.

I wish my boss wouldn't stare at my breasts when he talked to me. >;(



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:56:30 AM)

Granted, now he's staring at your crotch
I wish it was time to go home



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:00:41 AM)

Granted, but there was an outbreak of some horrific virus, and you aren't allowed to leave the premesis.

I wish I was wearing comfy shorts.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:03:34 AM)

Granted, but now your panties are bunching up.

I wish my headache would go away



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:09:19 AM)

Granted, it's been replaced with horrible neck pains.

I wish it was lunch time.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:12:01 AM)

Granted, but there's nothing to eat.

I wish I could sleep straight thru the night.



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:14:13 AM)

Granted.  You will sleep straight through the night and never awake again.

I wish the arthritis in my back wasn't acting up



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:17:48 AM)

Granted, now it's acting up in your knees and hands! (I'm too slow!)

I wish I had a snack!



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:20:15 AM)

Granted, but it's the last snack you'll ever have

I wish I didn't have allergies!



PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:28:34 AM)

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I wish I didn't have allergies!
Granted, you've now got herpes!

I wish my boss wouldn't keep piling the work on me!



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