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celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 12:07:03 PM)

Granted...we're piercing them this weekend  (the labia piercing will have to wait)

I wish my slave could shovel all this damn snow



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 12:09:34 PM)

Granted, but she keels over w/a heart attack/can't serve your dinner.

I wish WE had snow!



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 12:12:22 PM)

Granted...but global warming has brought on the next ice age and you're reduced to living in an igloo.

I wish my slave would serve me dinner (I'd even let her get out of shoveling snow).....



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 12:13:41 PM)

Granted, but because she's mad at you, she spit in your plate.

I wish I was there to serve you dinner!



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 12:17:00 PM)

Granted, but you have to shovel the snow, while my slave provides dessert [sm=evil.gif]

I wish my slave had not started all this nonsense with snow....this is HOUSTON for cryin' out loud!



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 12:19:06 PM)

Granted, but now she's into other nonsense that makes you look bad!

I wish I could watch you eat your desert!



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 12:48:06 PM)

granted but the sines of sushi makes syou sick

i wish i had sushi right now



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 1:02:38 PM)

Granted....never mind that it came from Joe's Bait Shop

I wish I had a nice juicy steak for dinner



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 1:14:54 PM)

Granted, you now have a veggie steak, lotsa grease!

I wish my new a/c will work tonight!



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 1:57:19 PM)

Granted...now you have snow indoors to shovel as well

I wish parttimehotty understood what a REAL steak is![8D]



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 6:59:53 PM)

Granted - she does - but it is a Mistake - and she serves it to you in spades

I wish I did not have to wait for dinner



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:20:10 PM)

granted.  You are fed continuously through a stomach tube.

I wish the dogs didn't find the garbage can so interesting.... although it's empty



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:25:28 PM)

Granted - now all they do is lick your cheechees all day long

I wish that I could be on the ocean sailing right now



lilmissdefiant -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:25:58 PM)

granted they don't find it interesting the find it insatiable


i wish i could have more multiple orgasms




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:27:46 PM)

Granted - the warthog who is doing you is happy also

I wish that I could be on the ocean sailing right now




celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:30:11 PM)

Granted, but it's a two-man craft, with Potty serving you her Mistakes.....

hmmmmm.....

I wish I were sailing a three man craft, my slave and Potty serving me (but not Mistakes).[8D]



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:35:00 PM)

Granted - all of the Men - in your craft are serving you in more holes than you could imagine

I wish I had an Egyptian slave to fan me right now with a date palm leaf



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:39:03 PM)

Granted. However, the boat capsizes in a surprise storm and you are stuck out at sea, miles from anywhere. You have to push Potty and your slave into the jaws of the sharks, you know, to save yourself, you selfish bugger. Eventually you are picked up by a passing cargo ship, who's entire crew are gay Russian sailors who make you "work your way" to the next port. Oh yeah baby, you know what I mean, dontcha big fella.?

I wish this stupid cough would go away.



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:44:08 PM)

quote:

I wish this stupid cough would go away.


Granted,  You now have a non-stop sneezing attack and no tissues.

I wish to go back in time before the sailing trip and stay with my slave and Potty on dry land.....perhaps a nice dungeon somewhere....



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 7:50:35 PM)

Granted. However, the ladies are sick of you being the boss all the time. They need a change and strap you to a St Andrews Cross and do unspeakable things to you with a flogger, a vampire glove and a head of lettuce. Salad sandwiches anyone?

I wish I didn't have to go shopping.



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