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parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:41:07 AM)
Granted, he'll pile himself on you! I wish I could bowl better

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:51:33 AM)
Granted, but you become a terrible sex partner. I wish I didn't have to pay extra rent.

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:52:12 AM)
Granted, but now you have no electricity or water. I wish I had a new house

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 9:01:29 AM)
Granted, but it was made for the "wee folk"; you've back and neck problems for the rest of your days. I wish I could tell ___ that he either sells his drums, or we can't live together.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 9:01:55 AM)
Granted, but it is Africa and it is made of mud and straw i wish i didn't have to go do my laundry

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 9:06:46 AM)
Granted, the washer broke, no laundry today. To bad all you have left are stinky clothes and you reek so badly that stay dogs start following you. I wish I could go grocery shopping today.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 9:10:06 AM)
Granted. All they have at the grocery store are lovely red ripe tomatoes. You buy a couple dozen, eat 'em raw, and now the "S" in RS stands for "Resident Salmonella". And you become deeply personally acquainted with your own asshole. I wish I didn't have overly emotional women working for me. E.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 9:16:21 AM)
Granted, you now have an all male staff, but they are overly emotional men. I wish I could go to sleep in the middle of the day.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 10:40:43 AM)
Granted. Take four of these (Hands RS a vial of Ambien) and call Me in the morning, if you haven't spent the night sleep eating, walking and fucking your way thru Daytona).* I wish I had the overly emotional women BACK! E. __________ *DISCLAIMER: This is a JOKE. Do not take prescription drugs without the advice of your physician and a prescription written for YOU. I am not your doctor. I am not your lawyer. I don't even like you. Go away now. (and yes, your doctor and your lawyer don't like you, either.)

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 10:43:40 AM)
Granted, but now they're all PMS'ing. I wish I was sunbathing

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 10:45:00 AM)
wish granted but you did not know you had sun cancer i wish i was swimming

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 10:46:43 AM)
Granted, but it's for the Jaws IV sequel. I wish people weren't so damned stingy.

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 10:47:41 AM)
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shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 10:52:50 AM)
Granted, but their generosity is now displayed in providing you hundreds of religious pamphlets on how to save yourself. I wish I had a new pair of shoes for work.

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 11:04:58 AM)
Granted but they're 2 sizes too small. I wish I didn't have class tonight

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 11:25:58 AM)
Granted....you flunked out of school. I wish it wasn't raining cats and dogs outside

servantheart -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 11:39:55 AM)
Granted, but it's hotter and muggier than it's ever been here in Houston and we now have sunlight 23 hrs. a day. I wish I had some caffeine (coke) here to drink.

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 11:41:06 AM)
Granted, but it's liquid cocaine. I wish there were more hours in a day.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 11:48:30 AM)
Granted...and you have to work every additional hour with no pay. I wish Houston were less muggy

servantheart -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 12:05:22 PM)
Granted. Enjoy shovelling a path to Your car through the 20 inches of snow that fell last night. I wish I wasn't too chicken to get my nipples pierced.

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