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celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:03:02 PM)
Granted -- you just won a lifetime supply of lettuce I wish to go back to being the boss all the time (it's fun!)

servantheart -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:07:17 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif]Now that would be a sight to see! Granted. They should have that huge sinkhole in the road leading to the store fixed sometime next year. I wish the kids didn't always try to kill each other whenever they have to spend all day together....sigh

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:13:22 PM)
Granted. they spend their days singing the "Barney" theme.... I wish someone would give me an iPod (am too cheap to buy one)

servantheart -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:19:44 PM)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [sm=hair.gif][sm=hardlimit.gif][sm=hewah.gif][sm=hellno.gif][sm=eeew.gif][sm=runaway.gif][sm=tongue.gif][sm=whoa.gif][sm=ugh.gif][sm=hissyfit.gif][sm=couch.gif][sm=banghead.gif] Granted. Enjoy aforementioned wee wuns singing the Barney theme song that I recorded and downloaded onto your new iPod. I wish I could get that stupid Barney song out of my head now.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 8:23:18 PM)
Granted...it's been replaced by a horde of Vikings singing "Spam spam spam spam...." I wish this Barney song weren't on my iPod

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 9:49:54 PM)
Granted - it has been replaced by the 10 hour version of Seasons in the Sun -which you must listen to every day I wish i didn't have a sore throat right now

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 10:58:59 PM)
Granted, but the medicine has given you man boobies and they're kinda sensitive right now. I wish had another chocolate shake.

servantheart -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 11:29:34 PM)
Granted, pizza face [8D] I wish my allergies would go away.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/10/2008 11:31:25 PM)
Granted....and now that you can breathe freely through your nose, open wide [sm=evil.gif] I wish I had another chain mail flogger.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 12:57:35 AM)
Granted, but when you go to use it at the local dungeon, at the play station next to you, someone is doing an electromagnetic demo and it pulls the whip from your hand before you ever get to use it. I wish I had 3 really big breasted, polyamorous, masochistic, bisexual slaves that all had algolagnia!

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 4:05:08 AM)
Granted. However, the ladies boobies are removed in an horrific accident involving a runaway lawn mower and their vagina's close over with the shock. I can't even talk about what happened to their rectums. I'm far too emotional over the whole thing. Needless to say, all sexual feelings are now gone forever. That's what happens when you don't look after your gardening tools. I wish I'd run away and joined the circus.

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 4:08:50 AM)
Granted, but when you get there, you are relegated to cleaning the elephants' cages evil grin. I wish i could meet and beg the collar of the perfect Master.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 5:08:06 AM)
Granted...and he says "No" I wish I was the Perfect Master

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 5:37:37 AM)
Granted - enjoy the friends that used to be your property - they've all become dominants in their own right, and so has every other female on the planet. I wish I could finish deciding what to pack for my roadtrip vacation.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 6:16:22 AM)
Granted - we have decided that you shall always be naked from now on - no need to worry about cloths I wish I could lose this damn sore throat

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 5:09:07 PM)
Granted. Your throat doesn't hurt now, because I removed it. Oh buggery bollocks, that means you have no head now either. Would you like a bag for that sir? Sod it, no head, no ears. I'll just pop it in a bag for you and call you a cab. I feel so silly talking to a headless corpse. Next patient please. I wish I had a gorgeous slave to come over right now and massage my back.

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 7:29:05 PM)
granted, it's the former wrestler gorgeous george and he's not a pretty sight i wish i could sell my house and move closer to my family PM

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 7:29:58 PM)
Granted -- here's your dollar I wish hamburgers weren't junk food

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 7:35:38 PM)
granted, they're now not food at all, they're a figment of your imagination i wish i could buy a house near my family for one dollar PM

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 7:37:17 PM)
Granted -- how do you expect to live in a doll house? I wish rainwater were beer!

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