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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 7:45:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
I wish rainwater were beer!

OK... so do I.  Of all the wishes I have ruined, I just can't ruin that wish. 

I also wish rainwater were beer!



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 8:49:53 PM)

Granted it is - however the only time you get to have sex now is when it rains - so the choice is your!

I wish I could have sex right now




GimpinDenial -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 8:57:14 PM)

Granted-
Unfortunately it's with a 250lb dude named Jimbo that has a raging thirteen by ten inch hardon and your poised in a doggystyle postion, and no reach around!

I wish I was twelve again



twolookingfor1 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:00:38 PM)

granted, however you're a arkansas hillbilly virgin.

I wish sunburns would not itch



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:02:43 PM)

Granted - the raging syphallis will take your mind off of the sunburn itch


I wish I didn't have to get up soooo early tomorrow



dovie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:04:21 PM)

Granted, but now you have big pink oozing pimples all over your face and you can't get your turgid lingham to go down before gym class.

I wish I could send 'photo' money for my 'photo' running through a red light" ticket.....grrrr

edited to add, I need to type faster....LOL



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:05:27 PM)

Granted but now you you are a vampire

I wish I could get drunk tonight



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:09:12 PM)

Granted, you get drunk tonight. Sadly, your alcohol tolerance level is much lower than you thought, and after two drinks you are bellydancing on the table at a restaurant, naked and you get chucked out. Without your clothes. Yes officer, I am absolutely fine, I don't need some uptight cop giving me grief so piss off. OOPS.

I wish I hadn't eaten that chocolate bar.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:09:44 PM)

Granted, it is raining beer.  All you have to do is go outside and open up your mouth!

I wish I had a nice big piece of meat for dinner. 



dovie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:10:40 PM)

bahaha......err..not touching that one



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:11:20 PM)

To MM  Granted - I bet you do - it is 8 foot long weighs 80 lb;s - your diet is shot to hell

To RS - Granted - the 400 lb tranny is on his way over!

I wish I could have a pint of nice English beer right now



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:18:56 PM)

yeah me too ... but the only thing that is available is bud light

I wish I could go dancing



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:35:52 PM)

Granted - but with your one leg I think the only dance you could do is the Hop

I wish I could have a great sleep tonight



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 9:43:36 PM)

Granted, the roofies the gay biker gang slipped into your drink are working well and you are sleeping like a baby.  Then in comes this 400 lb tranny…
 OK… I wish I had a big steak!



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 10:24:54 PM)

granted but it's dry as hell, you burn it to a crisp, and then... wtf... there's dishsoap on it???


i wish my head didn't hurt



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 10:27:33 PM)

Granted, you head no longer hurts because your ass is burning from an intense paddling you got because you were a bad girl and a mean old sadist punished you hard!

I wish I some ice cream, a cherry and fudge syrup.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 10:29:16 PM)

granted but it's melting quickly cause it's all laid out on a really hot masochist

i wish i had some ice cream now, damn you



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 10:53:02 PM)

Granted, you now have ice cream. However, it isn't in your mouth, so unless you can wait for it to melt, or you'e a contortionist, you cant get at it.

I wish RS would send photos of himself sans clothing.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 10:55:17 PM)

granted but all the fun parts are cut out :o and what's this? someone photoshopped boobs on him??

i wish it didn't hurt to move



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:03:40 PM)

Granted, it doesn’t hurt to move but, you can no longer move because you are mummified in bondage on fine banquet table.  You are starving and surrounded by food and you can’t reach or eat.  
 
I wish everyone had the middle name of lee.



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