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NotNutsReally -> BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 3:00:35 PM)

After 3 years of classes,
2 weeks of grueling comprehensive exams,
3 hours of intense oral defense,
2 years of field work,
I've read a mountain of books that no one cares about,
Caused certain damage to my liver from alcohol,
Caused double that damage to my kidney's from coffee,
I'm unable to talk in social situations without bringing up Foucault or Marx or discourse analysis,
Now I have to write the damn dissertation which no one will read, and will lead me to a killer 40k/year.

So I ask, what's the point in BDSM? It can't possibly match the pain, humiliation and discipline that graduate school provides.
AHHHHHHHH I'm going to write.




Peridot -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 3:02:26 PM)

Awww.

Ya just need to get laid.




BondageSlaveMN -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 3:07:46 PM)

Do you and alcohol have an unhealthy D/s relationship?




trappedinamuseum -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 3:09:46 PM)

I don't think there is proper communication in your poly relationship with coffee and alcohol.

You've come to the right place.




MasterFireMaam -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 3:11:39 PM)

*chuckle*

I'm with ya, brother. In fact, I'm in two graduate programs, one conventional for Mech Eng., the other non-conventional for Metaphysics. Funny, but I KNOW my thesis for Metaphysics will be read!

Master Fire




julietsierra -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 3:42:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NotNutsReally

After 3 years of classes,
2 weeks of grueling comprehensive exams,
3 hours of intense oral defense,
2 years of field work,
I've read a mountain of books that no one cares about,
Caused certain damage to my liver from alcohol,
Caused double that damage to my kidney's from coffee,
I'm unable to talk in social situations without bringing up Foucault or Marx or discourse analysis,
Now I have to write the damn dissertation which no one will read, and will lead me to a killer 40k/year.

So I ask, what's the point in BDSM? It can't possibly match the pain, humiliation and discipline that graduate school provides.
AHHHHHHHH I'm going to write.



I'm not in graduate school. Damn! I just realized with your description that if I was it'd be such a turn on for him...he's such the sadist.

*goes to check out college grad school catalogs*

juliet




lockmeupplease -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 4:05:04 PM)

SUCKER!!! Shoulda gone for the MBA, the BDSM eqivalent of being flogged with wet linguini :)




laurell3 -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 4:14:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Peridot

Awww.

Ya just need to get laid.


Yup that's the sure cure for grad school frustration.  I made it through by taking breaks when necessary and having fun, you will too.




Prinsexx -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 4:52:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NotNutsReally

After 3 years of classes,
2 weeks of grueling comprehensive exams,
3 hours of intense oral defense,
2 years of field work,
I've read a mountain of books that no one cares about,
Caused certain damage to my liver from alcohol,
Caused double that damage to my kidney's from coffee,
I'm unable to talk in social situations without bringing up Foucault or Marx or discourse analysis,
Now I have to write the damn dissertation which no one will read, and will lead me to a killer 40k/year.

So I ask, what's the point in BDSM? It can't possibly match the pain, humiliation and discipline that graduate school provides.
AHHHHHHHH I'm going to write.

ahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm the sheer knicker wetting delight of dicourse analysis




Prinsexx -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 4:54:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease

SUCKER!!! Shoulda gone for the MBA, the BDSM eqivalent of being flogged with wet linguini :)

best quote of the year!!!!!!!!!!I wish I'd said it.
ed. to ask: shall we start a bdsm cook book?




BondageSlaveMN -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 4:56:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

quote:

ORIGINAL: NotNutsReally

After 3 years of classes,
2 weeks of grueling comprehensive exams,
3 hours of intense oral defense,
2 years of field work,
I've read a mountain of books that no one cares about,
Caused certain damage to my liver from alcohol,
Caused double that damage to my kidney's from coffee,
I'm unable to talk in social situations without bringing up Foucault or Marx or discourse analysis,
Now I have to write the damn dissertation which no one will read, and will lead me to a killer 40k/year.

So I ask, what's the point in BDSM? It can't possibly match the pain, humiliation and discipline that graduate school provides.
AHHHHHHHH I'm going to write.

ahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm the sheer knicker wetting delight of dicourse analysis




I took a course in discourse analysis and found it rather enjoyable. Maybe my masochism reaches farther into my vanilla life than I thought...

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TotalState -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 4:57:25 PM)

I feel for you!

But at least you have a pretty special accomplishment on your roster of life that nobody can ever take away from you.

Me, I dropped out, got a masters.  And my babble is probably even more worthless in parties!  But at least engineering degrees pay decent...




BondageSlaveMN -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 4:58:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TotalState

I feel for you!

But at least you have a pretty special accomplishment on your roster of life that nobody can ever take away from you.

Me, I dropped out, got a masters.  And my babble is probably even more worthless in parties!  But at least engineering degrees pay decent...



Lol! Nothing kills the buzz faster than when I start talking chemistry at a party!




laurell3 -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 5:05:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BondageSlaveMN

quote:

ORIGINAL: TotalState

I feel for you!

But at least you have a pretty special accomplishment on your roster of life that nobody can ever take away from you.

Me, I dropped out, got a masters.  And my babble is probably even more worthless in parties!  But at least engineering degrees pay decent...



Lol! Nothing kills the buzz faster than when I start talking chemistry at a party!



It could be worse.....trust me....




Flospet -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 5:16:53 PM)

It could be much worse.  I know it was when my owner finished her dissertation and did her defense.    




SirJohnMandevill -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 5:24:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NotNutsReally
So I ask, what's the point in BDSM? It can't possibly match the pain, humiliation and discipline that graduate school provides.
AHHHHHHHH I'm going to write.


Yes...but think of the thrill the first time you order a sub to call you Doctor Sir! [:D]

Les (Purveyor of Fine, Handcrafted Kink)




Vendaval -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 5:53:11 PM)

So how are you going to celebrate and relax after you finish?




thetammyjo -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 6:24:34 PM)

Hey, I just walked through my graduation with my PhD, NotNutsReally, this past Saturday so I understand how you feel.

Just keep focused on your lifelong goals and push yourself to write every day -- even if it's only a page or two, and you can get it done.

And get feeback from your committee as you go along. Don't put that off as so many do or you may discover after one full draft that you have to start over again or revise everything too much. Getting feedback as you go will save you time in the long run. Make sure your chair will have your back, so to speak, so when that borderline committee member who is really there to just fill it out makes a stupid suggestion, your chair can say "No, it's fine as it is" and let you keep moving forward.




wisteriaV -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 6:27:32 PM)

Try doing your Doctoral Thesis...if you can live through that..anything is easy to do...[8|]




OrrisKitten -> RE: BDSM & the Ph.D. AHHHHHHHHH (12/18/2007 7:26:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: BondageSlaveMN

quote:

ORIGINAL: TotalState

I feel for you!

But at least you have a pretty special accomplishment on your roster of life that nobody can ever take away from you.

Me, I dropped out, got a masters.  And my babble is probably even more worthless in parties!  But at least engineering degrees pay decent...



Lol! Nothing kills the buzz faster than when I start talking chemistry at a party!



It could be worse.....trust me....


Yep.... could be going for a degree in theater which doesn't even make getting a salary to live on a 100% thing.

Ahhh.... engineering degrees ;)




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