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Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/12/2008 4:19:29 AM)

There is always room to be suprised. and that can be fun too. just within limits.




PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/12/2008 4:23:06 AM)

yeppers, now that i have Master that is especially true.
well i'm off to catch a plane so when i can i'll be back and hopefully let others have a stab at this post.
have a good day!
-bobcat




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/12/2008 4:25:06 AM)

Nice talkin to you, later




DomMeinCT -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/12/2008 8:41:51 AM)

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson




PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/12/2008 4:58:00 PM)

"Hyperboyle  is a lover's coin, even for small purchases."
"As for 'break,' 'break' is a trull of a word, it will take in everything. Waves, dawns, news wind, hearts, banks, maidenheads. But never dream of tucking into the same predicate my statues as object and that loose-favoured verb."
-Alex Burgess "The Eve of St. Venus"



Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared.
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.


Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft strong and disposable.
Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Colonel Mustard: Right!
-Clue (imdb.com)





SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/12/2008 5:01:58 PM)

no matter how hot someone seems to you, someone, somewhere, is really tired of their bullshit.
[;)]




JohnSteed1967 -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/12/2008 5:24:35 PM)

 “Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances." --Dr. Lee DeForest, "Father of Radio & Grandfather of Television."

      "The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives." -- Admiral William Leahy , US Atomic Bomb Project

      "There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom."-- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923

      "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

      "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers " --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

      "I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." -- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957


      "But what is it good for?" -- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

      "640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981

      This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us," -- Western Union internal mail, 1876.

      "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" --David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

      "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible," -- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

      " I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper," -- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."

      "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make." -- Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.

      "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out," -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

      "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible," -- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.

      "If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this." -- Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.

      "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -- Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.

      "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." -- Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University , 1929.

      "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value," --Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre, France .

      "Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1899.

      "The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required." -- Professor of Electrical Engineering, New York University

      "I don't know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn't be a feasible business by itself." -- The head of IBM, refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor to found Xerox.

      "Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." -- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse , 1872

      "The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon," -- Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.

      "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 12:24:22 AM)

IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line. - Ambrose Bierce

~From the devil's dictionary

Good too see this kept goin while I was asleep




PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 12:27:21 AM)

"THIS IS SPARTA"
:) sorry i couldn't help it




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 12:55:28 AM)

I forgive you.

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. - Samuel L Jackson (Jules) "Pulp Fiction"

Stanley Motss: It's okay, he's not dead.
[gunshot]
Stanley Motss: Uh, strike that.

Stanley Motss: The President will be a hero. He brought peace.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: But there was never a war.
Stanley Motss: All the greater accomplishment.

Conrad 'Connie' Brean: A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Last 3 Are from "Wag The Dog"




PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:02:44 AM)

i need to start watching Quentins movies i keep forgetting.

These are from the Ref *since we  are on movies now
Lloyd: You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.

Gus: YES! So that means that you, too, are a liar! Capital "L", small "i", small "a", small "r", period. Now shut... the fuck... up!

Connie Chasseur: Who would catch a criminal, and then let him go free?
Mary Chasseur: Republicans.

Connie Chasseur: The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell

Caroline Chasseur:
[T]he waiter brought me my entree, it was a salad. It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach, with his penis sticking out of his ear. And, I said, "I didn't order this," and the waiter said, "You must try it, it's a delicacy. But, don't eat the penis, it's just a garnish." Dr. Wong:
Lloyd, what do you think about the dream? Lloyd Chasseur:
I think she should stop telling it at dinner parties to all our friends.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:06:36 AM)

lmao
From Mafia!

Diane: I'm always going to be That Protestant Chick Who Never Killed Anybody!

[to his girlfriend, discovered sleeping with his brother]
Anthony Cortino: How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?

Pepper Gianini: All right all right! But we didn't actually SLEEP!

Diane: Ooh, Italian food!

Anthony Cortino: Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it.




PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:12:50 AM)

One of my all time favorite movies: death to smoochy
Randolph: Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!  (nothing beats a pissed off robin williams in a rainbow suit)

Randolph: He's a pillow-biter, you know.
Sheldon: I wouldn't know anything about his sleeping disorders

Sheldon: [singing] He slams the door He stomps his feet He sends me to bed with zilch to eat But my stepdad's not mean he's just adjusting.

Sheldon: When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Reporter: How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in America, Randolph?
Randolph: In a country full of Neanderthals, I wear the fuckin' badge of honor.





Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:14:59 AM)

From Strictly Ballroom (I know my taste in movies is a bit odd)

Shirley Hastings: And what about Les? He's taught you everything you know, and you're just throwing it back in his face!
Scott: I'm bored with it!
Shirley Hastings: I don't believe I'm hearing this! I've been with your father for twenty-five years! Do you think I'm bored? Of course I am!

Barry Fife: Where do you think we'd be if everyone went around making up their own steps?
Scott: Out of a job.

Fran: A life lived in fear is a life half lived.

Liz: What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'
[the door flies open. It's Ken]
Ken: Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you.
Kylie: That was unexpected.

Liz: Where the man goes, the lady must follow... 




PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:28:23 AM)

i haven't heard of the last one. i head of mafia but i dont know about it.

Almost Famous
Polexia Aphrodisia: Let's deflower the kid.

Penny Lane: I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Dennis Hope: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.

William Miller: Don't you have any regular friends?
Penny Lane: Famous people are just more interesting.





Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:29:17 AM)

Phantom of the paradise (Kudos to anyone who has seen it)

Beef: Look, Philbin, I am a professional. I have been in this business a long time. Now if I don't want to do a show, it's not because I got stage fright. It's because some creature from beyond doesn't want me to do the show. Now gangway.

Beef: Swan, this was scored for a chick. I'm not doing it in drag.

Winslow Leach: Dream it never ends.

Swan: [holding a contract] It's all here. Read it carefully, then sign at the bottom in blood. Messy, I know, but it's the only way to bind. Tradition.

Winslow Leach: "All art…"
[Swan has moved to the other side of the Phantom]
Winslow Leach: "All articles which have been excluded shall be deemed included." What does that mean?
Swan: That's a clause to protect you, Winslow.





PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:38:55 AM)

what kind of movies are these?

Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Frank: [singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.

Columbia: Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush.

Frank: A mental mind fuck can be nice.






Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:41:26 AM)

Horrible, horrible "B" movies. Im kinda a fan of em

From Saved (Not sure what kind of movie this is, but it has that kid from Home alone in it <as Roland>)

Hilary Faye: [the day after "saving" Cassandra] Hey Cass! How do you feel?
Cassandra: Oh, I'm a whole new girl Hay-Faye.
Hilary Faye: I TOLD YOU! How great is Jesus?
Cassandra: Yeah, um, about that... I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. Thanks though!

Veronica: Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth.
Hilary Faye: And then where would you be, Roland?
Roland: China.

Paramedic: I only got room for one of you.
Dean: I'm the father...
Patrick: I'm the boyfriend...
Mitch: [points to Dean] I'm HIS boyfriend.
Paramedic: That's nice, but I still only got room for one of you.

Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb?
Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.

Roland: Are you okay?
Hilary Faye: No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.
Roland: Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something





PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:48:25 AM)

Saved is an indie movie i believe and that was going to be my next quote choice...bastard lol.
and it's machulay culkin *misspelled probably



Knocked Up :)
Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.
Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Debbie: What?
Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

Debbie: [to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and fuck each other.
Pete: Who needs a time machine?

Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 1:53:13 AM)

From Arthur (I know this one is long, I couldn't help it)

Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

Hobson: Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.

Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media.
Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me?
Hobson: It's what I live for.
[Arthur exits]
Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit.

Arthur: I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.

Arthur: Oh, stay with me, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone.
Hobson: Yes, bathing is a very lonely business.
Arthur: Except for fish.
Hobson: Pardon? Did you say "except for fish"?
Arthur: Yes... fish all bath together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think... fish must get awful tired of sea food. What are you thoughts, Hobson?

Hobson: I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition. I have brought you orange juice, coffee, and aspirins. Or do you need to throw up?

Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right. I can't decide.

Arthur: Hobson, did you see that?
Hobson: [wearily] Yes.
Arthur: That girl just stole a tie!
Hobson: Yes.
Arthur: Girls don't wear ties! It's the perfect crime! All right, some girls wear ties, it's not the perfect crime - but it's a pretty good crime!
Hobson: Yes; if she murdered the tie, it would be the perfect crime.

Arthur: [a very intoxicated Arthur is addressing the congregation of attendees for his wedding] ummmm... ummmm... Ladies and gentlemen... I'm sorry... As you probably have surmised by now... there will be no wedding. The bride... has had second thoughts... and has decided not to marry me... Most of you know me... Can you blame her?

Burt Johnson: When I was 11 years old, I killed a man.
Arthur: When you were 11 you probably didn't know there's a law against that. Is Susan here? 




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