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PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:02:08 AM)
those were good lol Empire Records: Lucas: Mitchell's the man Joe. Joe: And the man calls all the shots. Lucas: Damn the man. Joe: Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town. [Answering the phone] Mark: Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark. [pause] Mark: Midnight. Warren: Who glued these quarters down? (tries to get quarters) A.J.: I did. Warren: What the hell for, man? A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren. Joe: I want you to take these [CD's] Joe: , hold 'em against your chest, stand against the wall, and they're gonna take a photograph of you. Warren: Why don't you go shove 'em up your ass? Lucas: ...Because it would hurt a lot, Warren. A.J.: You know that feeling when you get out of a warm bath... well... you make me feel like a bath? "I talked to God and she says 'yo waz up?' and she wants you to lose the gun." -Deb

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:05:05 AM)
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not. Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that! King Arthur: You'll what? Black Knight: Come here! King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? Black Knight: I'm invincible! King Arthur: ...You're a loony. Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me. All: And me. And me too. And me. Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex. Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:11:36 AM)
i watched that movie 4 times a day for a week once lol Reality Bites Vickie: Don't Bogart that can, man... Troy Dyer: Are you retarded? Vickie: No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. Sure I make it look easy... Michael Grates: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you. Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake. Troy Dyer: I'm bursting with fruit flavor. Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious? Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew. Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin. Troy Dyer: He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented. Troy Dyer: [answering the phone] Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:19:01 AM)
From Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269. Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian... Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN! [All the students applaud wildly for Khan] Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods. [Bill and Ted are in Ancient Greece] Bill: [approaching Socrates] How's it going? I'm Bill, and this is Ted. We're from the future. Ted: [whispering to Bill] Now what? Bill: I dunno... Philosophize with him! Ted: [clears his throat, to Socrates] "All we are is dust in the wind," dude. [Socrates gives them a blank stare] Bill: [scoops up a pile of dust from the basin before them and lets it run out of his hand] Dust. [he blows the remainder away] Bill: Wind. Ted: [points at Socrates] Dude. [Socrates gasps] Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc? Ted: Noah's wife? Ted: Now your dad's actually going for it in your room. Bill: Shut up, Ted. Ted: Your step-mom is cute, though. Bill: Shut up, Ted! Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom? Bill: [shouts] Shut up, Ted! Bill: [sneaking around in the police station] Look, we left ourselves a note! Ted: Whoah, that was nice of us! Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. Bill: You ditched Napoleon. Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas. Deacon: He was a dick. Ted: Want a twinkie, Genghis Khan?

PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:26:19 AM)
Before that movie i never saw a circle K and when i moved i was on a mission to find one lol Ferris Buellers Day Off Sloane: What are we going to do? Ferris: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?" Cameron: Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Ferris: [to the camera] If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? [beat] Ferris: Neither would I. Ferris: I'm so disappointed in Cameron! Twenty bucks says he's in his car right now debating on whether or not to go out. Cameron: [Cameron's in his car] He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is - Alright I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, alright I'll go. Shit! [Turns the engine on then turns it off and hits the passenger seat] Cameron: God Damn it! [Turns the car on and revs it up] Cameron: Ahhhhhh! Shit! [Gets out of the car] Cameron: That's it! [Paces behind the car and jumps up and down in frustration] Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero. Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:32:18 AM)
I havent seen that movie in ages From Weekend at Bernie's Richard Parker: Well, you're a half hour late. Larry Wilson: Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minutes late. I'm early today. Richard Parker: [at Bernie's beach house] Now you see, Larry? All of this could be yours if you set your goals and work hard. Larry Wilson: My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work. Larry Wilson: What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you? Mugger: Give me all your money and your wallets. Larry Wilson: Aw, get your ass outta here, it's too hot! Larry Wilson: How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive. Larry Wilson: [after Bernie's body flies over the balcony, looking like a high diver] I give it an 8.3! Larry Wilson: "A little brown-nosing, a little ass-kissing, work our way up that corporate ladder?" WHY can't you be a lazy shit like I am? Larry Wilson: You're gonna need my apartment. Richard Parker: Oh no, I couldn't do that to you. Larry Wilson: Rich, if she finds out you live with your parents you're gonna embarras yourself. Richard Parker: Yeah I know. But still, I just... couldn't. Larry Wilson: It's the coackroaches isn't it? Richard Parker: Well... Larry Wilson: They scatter when the light goes on.

PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:53:34 AM)
another movie i have yet to see The Jerk N avin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. [picks up an ashtray] Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. [walking outside] Navin R. Johnson: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog barks] Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog. [a sniper keeps missing Navin and hitting cans of motor oil] Navin R. Johnson: He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans. Navin R. Johnson: Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. (shoots to Steve Martin(Navin) not able to keep a beat) Navin R. Johnson: [singing] I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in. [Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps] Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you. Marie: Kind of Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me? Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet. Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him? Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me. Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere. Navin R. Johnson: First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

Aileen1968 -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:53:58 AM)
I suppose it's ok to do really long movie quotes, but not really long intellectual quotes???? My favorite quote....Blah blah blah.

PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 2:55:58 AM)
i dont know...i just post whichever makes me smile

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:03:13 AM)
Yes, yes it is, and "The Jerk" kicks ass. From Young Frankenstein Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say? Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?" [From inside the haycart] Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? [Dr. Frankenstein stutters] Inga: It's fun. [She begins to roll in the hay] Inga: Roll, roll, roll in ze hay. [Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers. Inga: Oh, thank you doctor. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in? Igor: And you won't be angry? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry. Igor: Abby someone. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who? Igor: Abby Normal. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal? Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? [shakes and grabs him] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius. Inga: Werewolf! Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf? Igor: There. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What? Igor: There, wolf. There, castle. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way? Igor: I thought you wanted to. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to. Igor: Suit yourself. I'm easy. Frau Blücher: I came to tell you that your fiance should be arriving any second! Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [shirtless] Elizabeth! Here, tonight? Frau Blücher: I suggest you put on a tie! Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged. Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly. Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying. Inga: Voof. Igor: He's going to be very popular. [after sex with The Monster] Elizabeth: Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

Aileen1968 -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:04:42 AM)
I thought I'd just point out that he ( Asher) jumped all over CuriousLord's shit for posting quotes which weren't in his view to be short and concise and thus more effective and better. And then there's two pages of movie quotes to follow. Just kind of ironic. New quote...He who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:11:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 I thought I'd just point out that he ( Asher) jumped all over CuriousLord's shit for posting quotes which weren't in his view to be short and concise and thus more effective and better. And then there's two pages of movie quotes to follow. Just kind of ironic. New quote...He who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Didn't think I jumped his shit so much as gave him shit about it. I was drunk and wanted to have fun with him.

PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:11:44 AM)
Mallrats Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator. [At a Dating Game-like game show] Brandi: Second suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make? Brodie: Wait, what's whoopee? Brandi: You know, being intimate. Brodie: What? Like fucking? Brodie: [Brodie's voice] One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy. Brandi: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public? Brodie: I already did once today. [clicks his finger at Renee] Brodie: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. Gil Hicks: Well, did he cum, or what? Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! Brodie: You've probably had a slew of women since her, am I right? Stan Lee: Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead. Brodie: DAMN that's hot! Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner. Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat. Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head! Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit! Brodie: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:12:51 AM)
"we're all just a bunch of sarcastic asses deep down" new quote

Aileen1968 -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:15:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 I thought I'd just point out that he ( Asher) jumped all over CuriousLord's shit for posting quotes which weren't in his view to be short and concise and thus more effective and better. And then there's two pages of movie quotes to follow. Just kind of ironic. New quote...He who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Didn't think I jumped his shit so much as gave him shit about it. I was drunk and wanted to have fun with him. I didn't realize you were the ultimate judge of good quotes. My bad. On a side note...there's a whole thread in Polls and Random Stupidity on just movie quotes. New quote...Who died and made you God?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:18:14 AM)
Good quote From Vampire In Brooklyn Maximillian: [after being shot] Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little! Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite! Maximillian: So do I! Julius Jones: Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church. Maximillian: It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy. Anthony: [after his boss shoots Maximilian] Hey, he's no fun, he fell right over. Maximillian: [Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth] "I just had Italian."

PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:19:49 AM)
i think we should move on to a new type of quotes now since movie is never going to end. -puts ideas in a hat- pick one

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:31:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 I thought I'd just point out that he ( Asher) jumped all over CuriousLord's shit for posting quotes which weren't in his view to be short and concise and thus more effective and better. And then there's two pages of movie quotes to follow. Just kind of ironic. New quote...He who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Didn't think I jumped his shit so much as gave him shit about it. I was drunk and wanted to have fun with him. I didn't realize you were the ultimate judge of good quotes. My bad. On a side note...there's a whole thread in Polls and Random Stupidity on just movie quotes. New quote...Who died and made you God? Jesus did.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/13/2008 3:40:35 AM)
I choose...... Books and Comics. (I was out of movie quotes anyway. Couldn't think of any more movies that were worth it

PrizedPosession -> RE: Quotes for 500, Alex (1/14/2008 2:50:22 AM)
i think the whole "I Am America (And So Can You!) has to be the best quotable book Stephen Colbert is...superb. (sorry im late on the posting i have class and i was getting ready...it starts in 6 hours and yet i can't sleep-sigh-)

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