Emperor1956
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This is a perennial CM topic...go back to "MOST FUNNIEST THING" -- a thread of a while ago.
Here are my two favorite bloopers...one I witnessed, one I was the "Bloopie":
The first funny story is on a famous scene person. Bullwhips are dangerous, we all know, and when handled skillfully, they are beautiful. I was watching Robert Dante, probably the greatest living "cracker" in the scene (and one of the greats period) about 10 years ago in Toronto. Bob was giving a demonstration with a long whip....10 feet or more? He was in a ballroom at a fancy hotel at a big international scene event. Earlier in the day I'd taken a class on whipcracking for Dominants from Dante, and he stressed time and again that the whip is perfectly submissive -- it will do EXACTLY what you tell it to do, every time. So all the missed targets, bad throws and the throws that wind up slapping you on the ass, HARD, are the result of YOU telling the whip what to do -- badly.
So Mr. Dante steps to the center of the room. He warms up a bit with some side arm cracks...just unrolling the whip, making it crack beautifully, and then snapping it back. He pauses....he does a lovely overhand throw.....and he brings down a good part of the heavy chandelier about 4 feet in front (and 10 feel ABOVE) his head! There is a moment of silence, then a huge wave of laughter...Dante, included. (In all fairness, as I understand it, he had checked the room a month or so earlier, but did not know that they rehung the chandelier about 1 ft lower than it had been).
As for Me...I was doing a scene in a little D/s B&B that regrettably is no more. My partner was my slave of many years. This dungeon was very small, and so there were usually only a few spectators during play time. The dungeon had a small sound system, and I like some music while I play. Whatever CD was in the player stopped during a fairly long and steady flogging I was giving my slave, and so I reached over to switch discs...I forget what I meant to put in (I was really concentrating on her, not the music) but I fumbled somehow and put in a compilation of Irish Rovers -- the really "diddley-diddley" fiddles and guitar stuff. The music starts...I'm a bit taken aback because it is NOT what I expected, and my slave mutters, in a perfect Irish accent "Aye, he's always after me Lucky Charms."
You cannot do florentine flogging when you are doubled over giggling. Don't try it.
E.
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