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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/22/2008 2:54:24 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Ok...one for the books, I am not sure which book but..

I was visiting the couple in California (the ones I spoke of before that stranded me there) and we were Dancing. One great joy She had was to take clover clamps and fasten them on inner and outer labia and then send me to fetch something, or take something back. You get the picture. Anyowch..she fastens one to my clit leaves it dangling and adds a weight, and several others to my labia, cross connected. She had me sit on a low stool and "noodled", you know idle play.

Now can anyone see where this is going?

Uh Huh.

Sent me to get something else forgetting about the dangling end of the clover clamp on my clit. I stand up, her foot steps on the clover clamp (accidently), it gets snapped off the clit after clamping down on it even tighter and my head exploded. Ok it only felt like it had, but I hit the floor on my knees in full defensive orgasm (if I can orgasm it robs the pain). 5 minutes later I was able to breath again and they were removing clover clamps as fast as they could grip them. Another 5 minutes and I reassured myself that the clit was still attached, not leaving and going to heal. First time I have EVER had a black and blue clit. I didn't know it was possible.

poenkitten


*legs snap closed and clit retreats in horror*


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/22/2008 3:46:09 PM   
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Nightmare, yes...but since she actually didn't mean to step on the dangling chain..it counts as a very, painful, never gonna do that again blooper.

Wasn't her best night...or mine.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/22/2008 6:41:55 PM   
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*Slams legs together tight and whimpers in sympathetic agony* OMG!!! Holy Yeeouch Batman!!!

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/29/2008 9:46:43 PM   
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I have had two different sessions, one with a Mistress and one with my Mistress where in each session something has broken...lol
Now mind you I didnt see any of these things but the after stories are funny.
The first time this happend the Mistress and my Mistress were both beating me. When they were both in the middle of a nice set of whippings the one was about ready to give a massive blow to my ass when all of a sudden during mid swing the flogger that she was using just fell apart. They both got a good laugh out of it. I wish I could have seen it because I know I would have been rolling on the floor. I can just imagine their faces....all stern and into the session and then all of a sudden....bloop....there goes that flogger....LOL.
During the same session my Mistress was using a ping pong paddle (one of Her favorite things to use). She was really going at it when all of a sudden you hear a crack and thump ( and no it wasnt the sound of it hitting my ass..lol) it was the sound of it breaking and hitting the wall.
The last session we had my Mistress used one of Her new toys. A quirt that I had given Her for Valentines Day. She was about half way into the session and was getting a good flow with the flogging and verbal humiliation. On each word that She wanted to stress She would slam the quirt down on my ass. Well on one of the last words that She wanted to emphisize ......you guessed it.....the quirt just unravled and flew across the room. The onlookers did everything they could not to laugh ( not to break the mood ) but it was funny as hell to hear about it until I realized that the quirt didnt even last one session ( i was not a happy camper...needless to say). I am sending it back but it was still a funny story.

    Kitten

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