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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/20/2008 5:35:39 PM   
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I cant believe I am telling this one. I was meeting someone for play. We had got a room at a very fine refurbished hotel. Well first, I got my period but we talked and it didnt bother him in the least so we decided to proceed. Well he got me all dressed up in my slut outfit. Started caning me. Due to my period or where he was hitting it hurt alot. Well this lovely hotel turns out to have very paper thin walls . So every yelp or moaning got a bang from the next door neighbors on the wall. It was hard to be into it. Oh wait theres more. I didnt just have my period, It was more like a hemmorage. The dom was covered in blood and there was blood all over the pretty white duvet. Oh and security came to tell us to be quiet. every time I started to have an orgasm a bang on the wall would come.

I felt bad for housekeeping. left them a substantial tip. the room looked like a bloody crime scene.


ayup..been that route too... *sigh*


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/20/2008 5:46:03 PM   
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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/20/2008 5:51:17 PM   
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A long time ago in my wild and crazy youth,


Thats an excuse. Recklass youth. Mine was slightly over a year ago. At 44. That was the year that I got kicked out of a bar for the first time too. I just love a good midlife crisis, dont you???

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/20/2008 5:52:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I cant believe I am telling this one. I was meeting someone for play. We had got a room at a very fine refurbished hotel. Well first, I got my period but we talked and it didnt bother him in the least so we decided to proceed. Well he got me all dressed up in my slut outfit. Started caning me. Due to my period or where he was hitting it hurt alot. Well this lovely hotel turns out to have very paper thin walls . So every yelp or moaning got a bang from the next door neighbors on the wall. It was hard to be into it. Oh wait theres more. I didnt just have my period, It was more like a hemmorage. The dom was covered in blood and there was blood all over the pretty white duvet. Oh and security came to tell us to be quiet. every time I started to have an orgasm a bang on the wall would come.

I felt bad for housekeeping. left them a substantial tip. the room looked like a bloody crime scene.


That story alone makes me so glad that I have such an evil period. The curled up in bed tylenol in one hand chocolate in the other type of evil.


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/20/2008 5:55:47 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I cant believe I am telling this one. I was meeting someone for play. We had got a room at a very fine refurbished hotel. Well first, I got my period but we talked and it didnt bother him in the least so we decided to proceed. Well he got me all dressed up in my slut outfit. Started caning me. Due to my period or where he was hitting it hurt alot. Well this lovely hotel turns out to have very paper thin walls . So every yelp or moaning got a bang from the next door neighbors on the wall. It was hard to be into it. Oh wait theres more. I didnt just have my period, It was more like a hemmorage. The dom was covered in blood and there was blood all over the pretty white duvet. Oh and security came to tell us to be quiet. every time I started to have an orgasm a bang on the wall would come.

I felt bad for housekeeping. left them a substantial tip. the room looked like a bloody crime scene.


That story alone makes me so glad that I have such an evil period. The curled up in bed tylenol in one hand chocolate in the other type of evil.



But dear, orgasms are way better for cramp's than tylenol. Weird thing was how heavy it was.

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 2/20/2008 5:56:15 PM >

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/20/2008 6:03:52 PM   
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But dear, orgasms are way better for cramp's than tylenol. Weird thing was how heavy it was.


Takes me forver to get off when I'm on so tylenol it is. i live for those handful of days each month because i get to dump all the chorse on Diesel.


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 12:03:56 AM   
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But dear, orgasms are way better for cramp's than tylenol. Weird thing was how heavy it was.


not surprising really.  if you're having really really intense orgasms, the uterous is contracting and that forces out the menses faster (and heavier) than an average monthly.  i've had "flood the bed" months when i had a partner who didnt care about the mess.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 12:54:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh My! These were brilliant! I don't have anything to match it unfortunately. However, to the dear soul Steel on the first page who set the cat on fire, I would refer Him (and anyone else with a wicked mind, even with a love of cats as I have) to a wonderful song by my friend Bernard Bolan called "Basingstoke". It's about a cat who sets himself on fire ... no silly Doms needed! To whet your appetite, My favourite lines are:

What a cat! Whoever would have guessed, he could stick his rear in a pint of beer while beating out his chest.
Basingstoke, he truly is a trier. It takes guts to sing when you're on fire

and later:
Poor old chap! The prospect it appals, just one jump and down with a bump and he's burnt off all his ... undergrowth.

and finally:
Basingstoke, he used to be a charmer, now ladies joke, they talk of fried banana ...
Poor old chap! He was too young to retire
Once he was happy, handsome and hairy, just a red-blooded pussy with a taste for canary
Now he comes somewhere between a fritter and a fairy
Since he walked the fire.

It's a song I have sung many times and always got a good reaction with it. And one of my fondest moments was being in the audience at a festival when Bernard was performing ... at the end of his prepared set, someone requested it and he said "I actually haven't sung that for quite a while, and songwriters always forget their own songs, but I'll give it a go". He got lost in the second verse ... looked hopefully at me ... and I was able to prompt him! Bless him, he was so grateful afterwards! The full lyric is available here ... scroll down a few or click on Basingstoke at the top. If you like this sort of stuff ... check out Ferdinand too!

http://folkaustralia.com/BernardBolan/lyrics.html


And to those subbies who worry about laughing ... well if that's a blooper, count me guilty! Multiple times! Because it turns out, that on my progress into subspace i go through what Master now calls "giggle space" ... it's after warm and fuzzy (but still compos mentis) space and before adrenalin space. In it i just crack up giggling helplessly. It's something about the vulnerability of the position ... and the incongruity of the twin facts that He is hurting me ... but yet that i want Him to hurt me ... that's what does it! The other time it happens is when i have had a wicked thought ... He sees that ... and won't let up until i reveal it. The giggles accompany the intense squirming in my chair LOL! Same thing really, but this time it's emotional vulnerability and torn between wanting to ... and not wanting to! Slightly embarrassing during an intimate dinner in a plush restaurant though ... and the embarrassment adds to the vulnerability ... yeah, you got it! W/we're both fine with it now ... but i can assure you, the first time i chimed off in peals of laughter Master didn't know whether to be alarmed or offronted! Fortunately He listened to the explanation. i've met only one other sub who routinely does the same thing ... at play parties O/our 2 Masters just loved to start a scene at the same time and see who could set off their "giggle pot" first (i usually won LOL!). Onlookers loved it too! Anyways other subs, even if your motivation is that His flogging technique sucks ... this explanation might cover your ass LOL!

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 1:04:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		And what's the point of having such a heavy period if you can't share it? Years ago I was talking with a sadistic doctor that had a penchant for fisting women on their period, he told me it's quite possible for a woman to shed her entire menses with one powerful orgasm while being fisted... I've never been fortunate enough to try this but it would be interesting to find out if anyone on these boards HAS experienced it.
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
But dear, orgasms are way better for cramp's than tylenol. Weird thing was how heavy it was.


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 1:43:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

And what's the point of having such a heavy period if you can't share it? Years ago I was talking with a sadistic doctor that had a penchant for fisting women on their period, he told me it's quite possible for a woman to shed her entire menses with one powerful orgasm while being fisted... I've never been fortunate enough to try this but it would be interesting to find out if anyone on these boards HAS experienced it.
quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
But dear, orgasms are way better for cramp's than tylenol. Weird thing was how heavy it was.



Actually, I hadnt been orgasming. So that wasnt the reason for the heavy flow.
definately after a flow like that for a few hours the rest of the menses was quite light.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 3:34:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		Recently, at a party, I was part of a group who were playing around with a violet want. Now, I am a serious electro fan, and it can get me going really fast. Unfortunately, I made a remark to my Domme friend who was running the play about electro on jewelry. She, being the wonderful sadist that she is, picked right up on that and zoomed right in on my hood piercing! Things are going great...everybody is really having fun with the wand. Meanwhile, my Friend keeps zapping my jewelry. At one point, I made the mistake of saying "You b-buh..." and she laughed, knowing what I started to say and thought better of. She told me that if I was going to call her "that word" by god she was going to earn it. She and another friend kept torturing my clit, and told me not to cum without permission. I'd ask, she'd say no. I'd beg, she asked the spectators...they said no. Finally, desperate to cum and to have that delicious torture end, I screamed "Please Mistress Bitch, please may I cum?" As soon as the words were out of my mouth, I wanted to die! Everyone around busted out laughing, and I really was trying to dig a hole in the ground. She finally did give me permission, and I appologized profusely. She and I have laughed about it since, but I still want to die whenever I think about what I said.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 6:48:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		The best BDSM blooper i've heard of is during collage a friend of mine tied a girl to the bed, handcuffs, restraints, etc. Just as everything started to get a little more heavy, the fire drill went, and this girl freaked out. they ended up having to cut the fabric restraints and take her out in a towel, with the handcuffs and pieces of fabric still attached to her wrists and ankles!

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 11:09:44 AM   
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She and I have laughed about it since, but I still want to die whenever I think about what I said.

~Wraps arms around sweet one n softly purrs~ Please do not die as Mistress Bitch would be ever so sad without a sweet lilone to be honored to play with ~Kisses her forhead n heads off ~

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 2:02:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was "tied up" (read, staying very still so the ropes didn't fall off) on the bed in a hotel room when the fire alarm went off.

"Dom" (read, muppet) starts flapping; "what's going on", "what's this", "what do we do", "what's happening"...

I wind up talking him down, untieing me, making sure we're both clothed and heading out to the assembly point.


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 2:07:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

And what's the point of having such a heavy period if you can't share it? Years ago I was talking with a sadistic doctor that had a penchant for fisting women on their period, he told me it's quite possible for a woman to shed her entire menses with one powerful orgasm while being fisted... I've never been fortunate enough to try this but it would be interesting to find out if anyone on these boards HAS experienced it.
quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
But dear, orgasms are way better for cramp's than tylenol. Weird thing was how heavy it was.


OMG....I have to try that....


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 3:15:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

And what's the point of having such a heavy period if you can't share it? Years ago I was talking with a sadistic doctor that had a penchant for fisting women on their period, he told me it's quite possible for a woman to shed her entire menses with one powerful orgasm while being fisted... I've never been fortunate enough to try this but it would be interesting to find out if anyone on these boards HAS experienced it.
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Hmmm... *makes note*  ...


oh honey? c'mere...I wanna try something ...

hehehe


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/21/2008 4:52:41 PM   
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*purrs at your words and smiles a little at the thought of next time*
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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/22/2008 12:20:10 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

And what's the point of having such a heavy period if you can't share it? Years ago I was talking with a sadistic doctor that had a penchant for fisting women on their period, he told me it's quite possible for a woman to shed her entire menses with one powerful orgasm while being fisted... I've never been fortunate enough to try this but it would be interesting to find out if anyone on these boards HAS experienced it.
quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
But dear, orgasms are way better for cramp's than tylenol. Weird thing was how heavy it was.


OMG....I have to try that....



LMAO. I wish you lived closer. I think your midlife crisis and my midlife crisis should get together and cause a rukas!!!!

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/22/2008 2:07:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok...one for the books, I am not sure which book but..

I was visiting the couple in California (the ones I spoke of before that stranded me there) and we were Dancing. One great joy She had was to take clover clamps and fasten them on inner and outer labia and then send me to fetch something, or take something back. You get the picture. Anyowch..she fastens one to my clit leaves it dangling and adds a weight, and several others to my labia, cross connected. She had me sit on a low stool and "noodled", you know idle play.

Now can anyone see where this is going?

Uh Huh.

Sent me to get something else forgetting about the dangling end of the clover clamp on my clit. I stand up, her foot steps on the clover clamp (accidently), it gets snapped off the clit after clamping down on it even tighter and my head exploded. Ok it only felt like it had, but I hit the floor on my knees in full defensive orgasm (if I can orgasm it robs the pain). 5 minutes later I was able to breath again and they were removing clover clamps as fast as they could grip them. Another 5 minutes and I reassured myself that the clit was still attached, not leaving and going to heal. First time I have EVER had a black and blue clit. I didn't know it was possible.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/22/2008 2:12:31 PM   
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Ok...one for the books, I am not sure which book but..

I was visiting the couple in California (the ones I spoke of before that stranded me there) and we were Dancing. One great joy She had was to take clover clamps and fasten them on inner and outer labia and then send me to fetch something, or take something back. You get the picture. Anyowch..she fastens one to my clit leaves it dangling and adds a weight, and several others to my labia, cross connected. She had me sit on a low stool and "noodled", you know idle play.

Now can anyone see where this is going?

Uh Huh.

Sent me to get something else forgetting about the dangling end of the clover clamp on my clit. I stand up, her foot steps on the clover clamp (accidently), it gets snapped off the clit after clamping down on it even tighter and my head exploded. Ok it only felt like it had, but I hit the floor on my knees in full defensive orgasm (if I can orgasm it robs the pain). 5 minutes later I was able to breath again and they were removing clover clamps as fast as they could grip them. Another 5 minutes and I reassured myself that the clit was still attached, not leaving and going to heal. First time I have EVER had a black and blue clit. I didn't know it was possible.

poenkitten


That does not sound like a blooper. It sounds like a full out nightmare.

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