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Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 9:23:00 AM   
bleusparkles


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Alright, its pretty basic ... Whats your best insult or comeback?


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 9:39:30 AM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 9:55:13 AM   
bleusparkles


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 9:57:03 AM   
kittinSol


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 10:02:58 AM   
sweetwenchie


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"Your horn blows does your mother?"    stupid i know, but i can't resist, especially when i have the top down.

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 10:05:03 AM   
MissAidan


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 11:01:39 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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"fuck you nigger whore"

absolutely not our loveable troll's best insult ever after refusing to call him "master"


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 11:15:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		two that i've had used on me were "you're as ugly and mean as Godzilla"  and my all time favorite;  i hear the prison is looking for an executioner, you'd be perfect for the job!"  hehe....gotta love those insults from insulted doms on collarme.

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 11:30:48 AM   
Lashra


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My reply "I'm sure I am too fat for your little, short dick to reach the hole. Have a nice day."

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 11:32:59 AM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 11:34:30 AM   
MiGTeK


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 1:51:41 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 2:50:41 PM   
bleusparkles


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Thats such a rude mental image...


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 2:57:42 PM   
breatheasone


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BOOYAH!! thats gonna leave a mark....


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 3:22:37 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		your to cute to be a lesbian.

isnt your hair to long to be a lesbian.

your not fat enough to be gay.


this list is endless...


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 3:25:42 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:04:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

your to cute to be a lesbian.

isnt your hair to long to be a lesbian.

your not fat enough to be gay.


this list is endless...



when i came out at the age of 39, i was told i was too old to be a lesbian...who knew there was an age limit??

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:06:25 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

your to cute to be a lesbian.

isnt your hair to long to be a lesbian.

your not fat enough to be gay.


this list is endless...



when i came out at the age of 39, i was told i was too old to be a lesbian...who knew there was an age limit??


61? eep!  (kidding)


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:15:22 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:15:54 PM   
lilsubl


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