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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:16:20 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:21:19 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:27:14 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:29:53 PM   
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These are all Bullian originals....I'm a gifted insulticon................

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:54:33 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:56:16 PM   
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Haha!


quote:

ORIGINAL: xBullx

"Your personality bears an equitable relationship to a beer fart, both linger too long and stink up the joint."


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:57:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: bleusparkles

I love how these were all in reply to me!

Haha!


quote:

ORIGINAL: xBullx

"Your personality bears an equitable relationship to a beer fart, both linger too long and stink up the joint."



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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 4:59:23 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 5:41:53 PM   
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Replied to a email from a troll and my reply was "what an arrogant cumbag, you need something worthwhile for me to suck on so keep playng with your stuffed animals"


now bear, you stop that... you are making me moist from the humiliation of it. 

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 5:56:29 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 6:30:53 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 6:33:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: carlie310

"Sperm burping gutter whore" is a personal favorite.  


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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 6:43:57 PM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/21/2008 6:47:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		The most painful insult I've ever received was "Sometimes you act just like your mother."  Doesn't sound bad until you realize that my dad was the one who delivered it, I was (I think) 20, and they'd been divorced for 15 years.  

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/22/2008 8:26:30 AM   
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my favorite has to be when i was told to go back where i came from. i answered lets all go back as a matter of fact lets make it retroactive and you can go back where your family came from.

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/22/2008 8:29:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Awwww I want a bubble butt dang it.My insult is 'I'm simply not going to bother with someone so dim that a firefly seems brighter'. Yeah okay I just made that one up lol, I kinda suck at handing out insults.

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/22/2008 8:34:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

"you should be arrested for stealing the oxygen that actual humans could be using"


ETA: this is one I used on someone that insisted I must be a guy since I wouldn't cam with him.

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/22/2008 9:01:45 AM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/22/2008 9:07:30 AM   
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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/22/2008 9:36:04 AM   
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Millions of sperm and THAT'S the way you were made!

You Bolivian bovine buttfucker!

You Malaysian monkey molester!

It's people like you that make me believe in vasectomies!

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit?  The bucket!

Run along and die now!

I bet I'd really miss you if you were gone.  Let's test that theory!

Talking to you is like wearing a shitty diaper...it's warm at first, but after a while, it just irritates your ass!

You could fuck up a wet dream!

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