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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/24/2008 3:21:15 PM

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I'm drunk, horny and desperate; sorry, you still don't make the cut.

LMAO!! Gotta remember this one!

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/24/2008 3:47:59 PM

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Go play with yourself ..................... ELSEWHERE!!!!!

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/24/2008 4:32:21 PM

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Useful because he (she) won't understand it:-

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem

(In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags)

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/24/2008 4:39:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Useful because he (she) won't understand it:-
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem
(In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like that one

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/24/2008 4:59:44 PM

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yeah! what carina said!

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 5:43:42 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

yeah! what carina said!

Hugs GT (and Carina) - don't you just loooooove ladies of good taste

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 5:50:02 AM

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I have that copied and pasted into a file on my desk .... Cause you can bet I am not going to remember it when I want it .... Cant you see me flipping through threads ... Now Damn where did I see that

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 6:29:53 AM

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Regurgetated cum bubble.
Pin prick, needle dick, bumfucker.
Cum sucking gutter slut.
Ask your mom if she wishes she woulda just swallowed.
You're smart aren't cha? SMRT right?
Not my fault your parents make morons.
Do you suffer from fixated genital discharge?
Thou art a spongy boil-brained varlot
Satan's minions are going to rip your heart from your chest and eat it with salt and a side of ham.
If you're happy then you are stupid....

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 8:11:05 AM

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Tazmanian turtle twat!

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 8:18:34 AM

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Tazmanian turtle twat!

LMAO!!!

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 8:19:25 AM

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Tazmanian turtle twat!

Now that one I could never use cause I would be laughing too hard to get it out of my mouth ... :wiping coffee off my screen:

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 8:31:21 AM

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Tazmanian turtle twat!

Now that one I could never use cause I would be laughing too hard to get it out of my mouth ... :wiping coffee off my screen:

***hands MissHarlet another paper towel to help clean off her screen***

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 8:35:15 AM

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dammit, rubberpet! *snort*

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 8:47:29 AM

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Unfortunately, I have way too much free time on my hands for this! LOL

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 9:58:10 AM

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I can't take credit for this, I read it on another thread here...

"Are those stretch marks around your mouth or are you just getting old?"

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 12:34:32 PM

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"save your breath - you're gonna need it to blow up your date"

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 2:43:24 PM

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My Wife thought this was the worst thing someone could ever say to her

"One of these days you are going to wake up and realize you look JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!"

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RE: Best insult ever ... - 2/25/2008 10:50:11 PM

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There is a German word which I cannot remember, but I think it is a perfect insult. It translates as "one who attempts to impregnant electrical sockets" and insults a mans intelligence and his penis size at the same time in a nicely evocative way.

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