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ORIGINAL: subtee

Oh my Keillor, you have such a large, throbbing, masterful, almost scary..........critique.

Very hot. And I'm sure I find it thus not just because I'm an English major. Woah, Noah.

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Oh my Keillor, you have such a large, throbbing, masterful, almost scary..........critique.

Very hot. And I'm sure I find it thus not just because I'm an English major. Woah, Noah.

Rumor has it he has a big jacket, too.

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ORIGINAL: colouredin

Was that poem put up for critique? or simply for congratulations? 

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ORIGINAL: colouredin

To be honest it was just a terribly pretentious pile of badly written porn, but thanks for sharing :D

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ORIGINAL: Noah

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

What I like is that somehow spanking her when she isn't good is what a Master *SHOULD* do.

It's a poem, Steel, a personal expression, not an instruction book for fuck's sake.

Kind of like when Billy Collins says, in a poem, that the right way to write a poem is to first undress, then peel off your skin and remove all your organs except those down there. 

He doesn't intend you to follow his instructions, I don't think. It's just that ...

Death and sex
Death and sex
Poetry poetry
Death and sex

Anyway, the original poster had the right organs in the right quantity to put his stuf out there and I applaud him and thank him for it. How many of the big, bad motherfuckers (and motherfuckettes) around here have posted anything that took half that much balls?

A beer-soaked bowling team doesn't owe anyone perfect pitch when they stagger out of the lanes bellowing "WE are the CHAMPIONS".

A tomcat yowling after a good night in his alley doesn't owe anyone deathless verse.

This dude was obviously reelin' with the feelin' and he let it all hang out. I'd rather read something from the heart all day long than crap carefully calculated to appease the kind of critics who never even opened their ear to the little masterpiece of emotional expression lurking under that dandy little pile of mixed metaphors.

I say that poem rocked!

To paraphrase the editor character in "Shipping News": If you want War and Peace go read William Fucking Shakespeare.

In the mean time let's see some poetry from all the other dissers in the thread. I'm sitting here all ready to appreciate it, beer in hand. Or else, go on, try in vain to find a single imperfection in my quatrain above.

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ORIGINAL: colouredin

I agree, if you post something like that you cant expect people not to talk about it and how they feel about it. 

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ORIGINAL: colouredin

I would like to, if i may quote a small section of mastersteel007's profile for your perusal

"Yes, I am a Master.
I am the best lover/Master
you will ever experience.
Not saying I will be the
last for you...
But yes, the best...
I shall have you pleading and begging and moaning in ecstacy.
I shall have you trembling with pleasure.
You shall be mine.
Why do you hesitate so?
Come to me now..."

I now have to ask, who thinks that anything we said would have dented this (clearly impressive) man's ego in the slightest? Who now feels utterly remorseful for their previous comments? I must admit, i dont.

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ORIGINAL: colouredin

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

No just guys don't actually pay attention to the mechanics of it.

I agree that Skin-a-max porn is bad porn but thats always because I have to work so much harder to get arroused.

We could delve into what porn appeals to whom but i feel it would be hyjacking the post somewhat.. As everyone else has given it a go i thought i would put one of my angsty teen hormone filled poems up :D


The dark grip that pulls me down
The scarlet slash that releases me
The grey thoughts that fill my head
The golden light that soothes me  

The reason that I wake
The reason that I cry
The reason that I laugh
The reason that I sleep  

The black cloud that pulls me back
The violet marks that fill me
The white pain that holds my hand
The light aura that heals me  

The reason that I wake
The reason that I cry
The reason that I laugh
The reason that I sleep

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

What I like is that somehow spanking her when she isn't good is what a Master *SHOULD* do.

Hell apparently I been doing all wrong all these years cause I spank her becuase she is good and she is good cause she knoes if she is I'll spank her.

Guess I ain't a Twue Master after all

**Drops his Badge and Decoder Ring at the door and heads off to find the rest of the Fake ones**

*gasp* You mean all this time i've been talking to a fake Master? I feel so used..so cheap...so confused.. *slips badge and decoder ring into her pocket*

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ORIGINAL: MasterSteel007

Also...I must say....
I did change my profile quote....
It WAS a bt forward and pretentious...
I agree!
You know how it is...
You start a profile and just have a ball spouting words into that little box!....lol

I just threw a bunch of words into a bag, shook it up and threw the words at my profile to see what would stick...

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ORIGINAL: MasterSteel007

Passions Drip


She, so tied upon my bed

and me, so standing by her head

She takes me in her mouth so warm

In my loins my blood does swarm


The thrusting into her wetness yet

It will be an eventful night, you bet

She's so spread eagle and open wide

and Me, not fully in my stride


I thrust my fingers into her lair

and with my fist, I clench her hair

She wants to cummm, but I think not

It's on my command and in her spot


For when she loves me on her knees

my eyes do tear, my soul she'll please

I pound her deep into the night

not with much pain or lots of fright



I'll treat her the way a Master should

only spanking her when she isn't good

But wait! I think I hear a sigh

She wants to cummm, she wants to fly



Finally, I allow pet to explode

her dam erupts a mother load

I love it when she squirts for me

utter joy and ecstacy



She is mine forever more

Never again will she need the door

I will untie her eventually

when I am satisfied and full of glee


The I will cuddle her in my arms

and she will enjoy her Masters charms

For only true Masters can make her see

The simple purpose of serving me.


Master Steel

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ORIGINAL: christine1

whew, i think some people are way too serious here, but then again i really like waffles so what do i know?

lol that is totally the second time in as many days you have mentioned waffles, im thinking you may need a 12 step program :P

lol...well, what if i mentioned pork rinds or canned shrimp sandwiches?  would that get me off the 12 step  program hook?