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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 6:34:58 PM)

Sigh.  It's quite nice to sit back and watch the... festivities... unfold.

Cali



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 6:56:04 PM)

I dont have any thigh highs, or an eye patch.  I do know that on a boat, wearing anything with a heel is a BAD BAD idea.



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 7:38:36 PM)

Not if you're on your back or knees.



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 7:42:44 PM)

He's got a point.

Cali



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 7:57:43 PM)

No black lace knickers, no thigh highs, no eye patch,, sheeesh. Cali, dear, yer gonna have to screen my "dates" a little more closely.

GT, I'm aware that you are dominant, and in a relationship. So, for the most part, I'm just flirting and having a little fun, as I'm sure you are. But, to be serious and clarify things for anyone who may get the wrong impression, I am submissive to only One Domme for the foreseeable future. But, that doesn't mean that we can't hang out and have fun if you are ever in the Ft Myers/Naples area.

Cali, sorry for being serious in the Goddess of Sarcasm's thread, darlin'. ;)



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 8:04:22 PM)

Cj... I'd love to hang out :) especially if we go out on the water :)
*sigh* just a matter of me having time off conducive....



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 8:11:33 PM)

Manly man bits, girly girl bits, wtf else do you need?  [sm=banghead.gif]

Sometimes I feel soooooo unappreciated. Sigh.

Cali



dreamofthemoon -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 10:07:52 PM)

Dear Cali,

Okay, these may be my only dumb questions for the night.  Partly because i'm bored, partly because i'm nodding off here... but how does one earn their title?  And who gives it them?  Their CM peers, or by chance, one of the Mods perhaps?

Curiousconfusedandtired in CM-land



DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 10:38:10 PM)

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ooh ooh!! I remember from my sailing trip in Mexico.. LINE means ROPE!!



Very Good GT!!  You can go sailing with me anytime.  Kinda sorta the wrong way if you're trying to get to UK, but you could go the long way around.
Dragon



DDraigeuraid -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 10:41:15 PM)

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Exactly re line... Also, lots of fun things to do on a sailboat, i.e., keelhauling, plank walking, tying/being tied to the bowsprit under full sail (wheeeeee), flogging the crew, spinnaker flying, etc.... However, the black lace knickers, thigh high leather boots and eye patch are a must, and non-negotiable.



My kinda guy...but only about the sailing.  and the fun activities to be done sailing.  LOL
Dragon



sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 10:41:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Dear Cali,

Okay, these may be my only dumb questions for the night.  Partly because i'm bored, partly because i'm nodding off here... but how does one earn their title?  And who gives it them?  Their CM peers, or by chance, one of the Mods perhaps?

Curiousconfusedandtired in CM-land



what?  Alien walrus head isn't good enough for you anymore dream?



dreamofthemoon -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 11:44:38 PM)

Ohhhhhh, lol... huh?  Wait... i kinda thought it had something to do with by the time you reached a certain number of posts... but then... *sigh*  i'm tireded... brain not working... [8D]

So my title would be something like The Infamous Alien Walrus, then?  That'll work, i think.



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2008 11:45:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
Okay, these may be my only dumb questions for the night.  Partly because i'm bored, partly because i'm nodding off here... but how does one earn their title?  And who gives it them?  Their CM peers, or by chance, one of the Mods perhaps?


There was a thread by a confused young man, a thread which practically screamed out "make fun of me, make fun of me", and many people on CM did so.  Truth be told, I can't even remember what his thread was about, perhaps the mean chicks on CM.

I, however, posted how disappointed I was in the people making fun of him, how mean they were, and that they should be nice and sweet like me.  I even signed it "SweetSubblyCali", I believe.  Unfortunately for this young man, he took me seriously, as the only one who understood him.  I was then proclaimed "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm" by my peers. 

Then, along the lines of "build it and they will come", you could call this "declare it and make it so", and hence my title became... so.

Cali



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/21/2008 5:46:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Manly man bits, girly girl bits, wtf else do you need?  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/banghead.gif[/image]

Sometimes I feel soooooo unappreciated. Sigh.

Cali



Cali, your chosen (or, perhaps you can't help it ) role of cumpulsive helper , dispenser of exotic recipes and even more exotic advice, is far more complex than the modest claim you make to be a mere pipe fitter/plumber. You need to take , and deserve more credit for your tireless effort on behalf of the sodden, horny masses, dear.
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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/21/2008 6:30:17 AM)

Awwww, cj, sometimes you just make my... uhhh... heart, yes, that's it, my HEART... melt.

Cali
(now get a towel for your sodden bits before you get moldy)



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/21/2008 6:36:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Cj... I'd love to hang out :) especially if we go out on the water :)
*sigh* just a matter of me having time off conducive....


heh. I just read this .. and wondered where the hell the word conducive came from??
*note to self: PROOFREAD!!*



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/21/2008 12:34:30 PM)

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Cali
(now get a towel for your sodden bits before you get moldy)


Ummm, perhaps I meant besotted...or, besodded...? I  will blame it on the early hour and lack of caffeine.



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/21/2008 1:17:02 PM)

Okay, I'll give you that one. 

Cali



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/21/2008 4:07:24 PM)

Gee, Cali's heart seems to be softening toward me. That's the first time she's cut me any slack at all.

Or...did you just get laid recently, Cali ? Hmmmm?



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/21/2008 4:10:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
Gee, Cali's heart seems to be softening toward me. That's the first time she's cut me any slack at all.  Or...did you just get laid recently, Cali ? Hmmmm?


No, there has been no recent incidents of anyone acquiring any carnal knowledge of me.  Thanks ever so much for the reminder of that fact.  [sm=angry.gif]

Cali



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