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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 6:20:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Every woman that i meet who knows you has vehemently insisted on giving me a blowjob. As a good and loyal submissive, i have valiantly turned their attention to placesettings and my knick-knack shelf but my resistance is weakening. What should i do? Dear Bursting: Let me remind you that subs are allowed to receive pleasure. In other words, come to the dark side, we have cookies. Okay girls, while the cookies are distracting him, everybody give him a blow job. Cali

beargonewild -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 6:23:47 AM)
Dear Cali, Help please. I can't seem to find any full time fuck buddies. I do have a couple already but one lives in the next town and the other is married so we can't hook up. Any advice to how I could find a steady friend with benefits to keep me satisfied? Horny in Canada.

xxblushesxx -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 6:32:42 AM)
Let me guess...learn to give good blow-jobs?

beargonewild -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 6:34:41 AM)
Lmao.....I already have a certificate in excellence in the blowjob department !

KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:24:16 AM)
doing my duty and pouncing on darchchylde slurpslurp

CreativeDominant -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:49:24 AM)
Dear cali, How can I reclaim my innocence? Not that I am all that interested in reclaiming it, but hey, it might help.

JustAVixen -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 7:53:43 AM)
Start passing out suckers. While the women are busy sucking on the lollies instead of you, you can then explain what you would really like them to do for you.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:35:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Dear Cali, Help please. I can't seem to find any full time fuck buddies. I do have a couple already but one lives in the next town and the other is married so we can't hook up. Any advice to how I could find a steady friend with benefits to keep me satisfied? I hear faery is available. And GT. You didn't specify gender after all. And make sure they give good blowjobs. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:36:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant Dear cali, How can I reclaim my innocence? Not that I am all that interested in reclaiming it, but hey, it might help. Dear CD, I hear a good blowjob will make you forget every really wicked nasty thought that ever permeated your brain, at least for a moment. Call me. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 8:38:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JustAVixen Start passing out suckers. While the women are busy sucking on the lollies instead of you, you can then explain what you would really like them to do for you. Excuse me? Someone is quite the little upstart. Maybe one of your friends can thrust your own damn column on you... errr.... I mean, sheesh. Cali

domahpet -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:09:42 AM)
sheesh cali take it easy! um, sorry ya ok, so, im going to tahoe tomorrow, any idea what i should wear? ive never been...

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:11:36 AM)
dear cali i can post in here today...neener...neener..in fact i can post in here any day...now im a munch on some bbq weiner tots... yum.

JustAVixen -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:21:48 AM)
Ahhh, my apologies. I did not realize I was stepping on toes.

domahpet -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:24:45 AM)
im sure it wouldnt be a prob to start a JustaskaJustaVixen thread lol

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:28:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domahpet ya ok, so, im going to tahoe tomorrow, any idea what i should wear? ive never been... Well, I'm thinking there's snow... so, as little as possible? Makes it easier to get on your knees for that blowjob (you knew I had to work that in somewhere). Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:30:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JustAVixen Ahhh, my apologies. I did not realize I was stepping on toes. You weren't. I forgot the little smiley. Having a column thrust upon you can be a challenge. Now if you were on your knees giving someone a blowjob, you wouldn't have the opportunity to step on anybody's body parts. Assume the position. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:31:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl dear cali i can post in here today...neener...neener..in fact i can post in here any day...now im a munch on some bbq weiner tots... yum. Faery you have too much time on your hands (which should be on your knees). Bear needs a blowjob. Do your duty. Cali

RedHotAndSoSexy -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:39:23 AM)
Dear Cali, I don't know if you can help me since it seems you are very much into recommending blow jobs as advice to your readers. What if you are a girl who is an anal slut. How would you advise me to find the Dom of my Dreams then??? SodomylovingSub

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:41:46 AM)
nono i never use my blo torch on other gays...

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:45:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedHotAndSoSexy I don't know if you can help me since it seems you are very much into recommending blow jobs as advice to your readers. What if you are a girl who is an anal slut. How would you advise me to find the Dom of my Dreams then??? SodomylovingSub Dom of your Dreams... that's a tall order. How about we try for one that just gets the job done? Who says you cannot be an anal slut AND give a good blowjob?? Get him good and hard and wet with your mouth... then have a seat sister. Cali

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