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xxblushesxx -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 9:47:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Having a column thrust upon you can be a challenge. Dear Cali; I heard you were used to having things thrust upon you. Could this possibly be wrong? In all Sincerity, ~Christina

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 10:14:35 AM)
Dear Cali... Wanna share those thrusters?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 10:23:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx I heard you were used to having things thrust upon you. Could this possibly be wrong? No, that could not possibly be wrong. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 10:24:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Wanna share those thrusters? No, I think you'll want to get your own, I predict they'll be out of, uh... jet fuel, by the time I'm done with them. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 10:26:33 AM)
Dear Cali... didn't your parents teach you that sharing is GOOD??

domahpet -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 10:30:07 AM)
Dear Cali, whats the best way to give a blowjob in the snow? ~snowbunnydomah

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 10:34:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domahpet whats the best way to give a blowjob in the snow? ~snowbunnydomah Dear FrostbittenNips: Quickly, with vigorous thrusting head motions. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 10:35:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop didn't your parents teach you that sharing is GOOD?? Dear Greedy: 1. In a word, no. 2. Stop being so greedy. 3. If you want a wet, limp dick to play with, more power to you. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 10:36:31 AM)
1. damn the luck 2. Hey, I have a rep to maintain 3. I can fix that ;)

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 11:18:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Excuse me? Someone is quite the little upstart. Maybe one of your friends can thrust your own damn column on you... errr.... I mean, sheesh. Cali Well, all the Domly's were getting SO impressed by you. Sheesh. Now that you are soooo busy with all your mail, other Subbies will have a fighting chance?[8\|]

Jeffff -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 11:21:00 AM)
Dear Cali; What does it mean if it burns when I urinate, AFTER receiving a blow job Concerned in Chicago

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 11:36:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff What does it mean if it burns when I urinate, AFTER receiving a blow job Concerned in Chicago Dear Concerned: It means the water pik you were using on yourself ran out of water and actually blew in air. And it probably needs to be sanitized. Try a girl next time. Cali

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 12:41:43 PM)
Dear Cali, What brand of lubricant would you recommend others use?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 1:36:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus What brand of lubricant would you recommend others use? "Others" meaning anyone not in my vicinity... super glue, cuz I'm wicked like that sometimes. Oh, and those that are actually in my vicinity... saliva, applied with lots of tongue action. Cali

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 1:39:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Oh, and those that are actually in my vicinity... saliva, applied with lots of tongue action. Cali But Cali...would you rather apply your tongue or have your snack just out of reach while you struggle against your bonds? [:)]

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 1:46:01 PM)
Option B followed within a reasonable amount of time by Option A. Thank you for participating. Cali

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 1:51:13 PM)
Dear Cali - All the men here have tootsie roll sized ... you knows.... and well, I keep trying to chew on them because something that small really shouldn't be ummmm blown. What should I do? Curious in Korea

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 2:30:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss All the men here have tootsie roll sized ... you knows.... and well, I keep trying to chew on them because something that small really shouldn't be ummmm blown. What should I do? Enter a convent. I'm so sorry. There is no hope for you. Size DOES matter. Cali

colouredin -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 2:32:14 PM)
Dear cali If i hear anyone imply one true way again i may hang myself, but i refuse to leave the boards because i dont have a life, I feel like I am so conflicted, what can I do?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 2:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: colouredin If i hear anyone imply one true way again i may hang myself, but i refuse to leave the boards because i dont have a life, I feel like I am so conflicted, what can I do? Sigh. Those who think they know the one true way are so annoying to those of us who really do. Have an ice cream cone and practice swirling your tongue on it. I'd tell you to go give someone a blow job, but you have no life, so that would be cruel to suggest. Cali

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