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Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 2:43:37 PM)

Dear Cali,

If a tree falls in your forest, do you make a sound? [:)]





CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 2:47:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
If a tree falls in your forest, do you make a sound? [:)]


Excuse me you little upstart... uhhh... I mean... Dear Lumus:

I do not have a forest, I have a well-trimmed garden. And were a large, hard, lengthy object (bearing a vague resemblance to a tree) enter said garden, then yes, I would make a sound.  And then another. And oh myyyyy mmmmmm yesssss, more uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh soundsssssssssssss uhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmm yes right thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Ahem.

Cali



hejira92 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 2:52:01 PM)

Dear Cali,
 
I love you. May I give you a blowjob? (or the female equivilent thereof)
 
Sincerely,
  salivating in south florida



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 2:53:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92
I love you. May I give you a blowjob? (or the female equivilent thereof)
 


My dear, sweet, lovely, stunning beautiful, extremely intelligent hejira:

I will repeat something I said elsewhere.  Orbitz is your friend. Or travelocity. Or CheapTickets.com.

Cali



Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 4:01:12 PM)

Dear Cali,

Why is karaoke listed as a hard limit by so many people?



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 4:09:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus
Why is karaoke listed as a hard limit by so many people?

Because they've heard Jeff sing.  Just don't go there. [sm=hair.gif]

Cali



Jeffff -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 4:15:21 PM)

Dear Cali:
A woman I know recently took pictures of herself with some one else's camera, in the washroom at an airport.
Doesn't she owe me a blow job for that?

Curious



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 4:18:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

A woman I know recently took pictures of herself with some one else's camera, in the washroom at an airport. Doesn't she owe me a blow job for that?


Dear Curious:

Of course she does, as punishment for not using YOUR camera, or for not keeping said camera so that she could send you pictures.

Cali




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 4:27:48 PM)

dear Cali,

I am having trouble adjusting to daylight saving's time. What should I do?

signed,

sleepy subbie



sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 4:36:47 PM)

You silly LL,

You know she's gonna say give a blow job for extra long amounts of time to get your body re-acclimated. What were you thinking?



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 4:55:49 PM)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Cali



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 5:10:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Cali




And there goes Cali's Ass. Running down the block!
" Quick, she laughed me off, It's about time I made a clean break for it! She been a pain in me for so long"

Cali's ass turns around and tells her, "kiss this you wicked one and go give a blowjob. Now ya got one less hole. MWAhahahahaha"  [sm=moon.gif]



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 5:30:22 PM)

Ahem.  Missy.  My ass likes pain, so there. Neener neener neener.

On your knees bitch (oh lookie, it DOES work!)

Cali



Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 5:45:02 PM)

 

Dear Cali

I'm British and rather shy. A lady friend has offered to give me a blowjob. I am already in fulltime employment and do not wish to take up another job. However I do not wish to offend her. What should I do.

Overworked



xxblushesxx -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 5:46:43 PM)

Dear Sundowner;

Go to Louisville for Derby week and spend it with Christine and Christina

~fakecali



Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 5:53:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Dear Sundowner;

Go to Louisville for Derby week and spend it with Christine and Christina

~fakecali


Dear fakeCali

Thank you for your advice - unfortunately I am deeply in love with Christin and I fear Christin would be offended by my partiality. Also I am deeply in love with one or two (or is it three?) other girls as well. Should I invite them to Louisville too?

Overblown



xxblushesxx -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 5:54:27 PM)

Dear Sundowner;

of course you should. (more blowjobs you silly boy)

~fakecaliagain



Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 5:58:41 PM)

 

Dear fakeCaliagain

I've heard about blowjobs but never had one. Could you show me how they work?

Overeager



domiguy -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 5:59:53 PM)

Dear Cali,

I'm a huge fan of anal, but I have to admit that my personal hygiene is lacking...Are there any long term potential problems with leaving a sub's doo-doo on the Domidong?

I would have had her blow me to remove the her dung...But I fell asleep...Unfortunately when I woke up in the morning she was dead.

Any advice you can offer would be welcome.



Kalista07 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/10/2008 6:14:34 PM)

This is to the REAL Cali... i don't want nona that fake ass shit!!!!

Cali,

Seriously, you are freaking killing me here........ Do these people know nothing other than sex.... is wear to god it's sex and blow jobs...blow jobs and sex...sex and orgasms...sex and pain...sex and.................WTF was i talking about???
Oh yes!!!! This is killing me since we do NOT have sex!
i really like Him, but damn a girls got needs ya know??!!
Help,
horney and hopeless in Illinois



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