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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/11/2008 9:11:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kalista07
TRULY, the last of the easy, sleazy, oh-god-cum-on-and-spank-me-harder ones.

Yes dear, we know.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 5:04:37 AM

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Dear Cali,

I'm having a Don King moment here...hmmm. Noting the obvious similarity in your and Kali's nomes de plume, your competitive spirits and the subtle yet obvious healthy hunger for man meat that y'all harbor... How about a PayPal webcam event featuring the two of you, properly oiled and, perhaps body painted as lady gladiators, wrestling to the , ummm, petite mort? Winner, of course, gets to blow me first.

I will supply the oil.

Waddya think ?

< Message edited by cjan -- 5/12/2008 5:06:05 AM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 5:33:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: Kalista07

Okay, seriously....Is there some sign somewhere on CM??? A thread possibly that i haven't seen? Which says, in no uncertain terms that "let's torture Kali" because we all know she ain't gettin' any.....

Sadistic Bastards....The whole lot of ya,
Kali
(the last of the truly innocent)

yeah! what she said! goes for me too!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 10:51:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: cjan
I'm having a Don King moment here...hmmm. Noting the obvious similarity in your and Kali's nomes de plume, your competitive spirits and the subtle yet obvious healthy hunger for man meat that y'all harbor... How about a PayPal webcam event featuring the two of you, properly oiled and, perhaps body painted as lady gladiators, wrestling to the , ummm, petite mort? Winner, of course, gets to blow me first. I will supply the oil.

CJ sweetie, you know I love you fiercely. More than my morning Rockstar, more than my coffee with hazelnut creamer, more than my diet pepsi with extra caffeine, more than a frozen mudslide (I'm seeing a theme here, I think I'm thirsty)...

However, having said all that, I regret to inform you that no bystanders will get blown as a result of this little event you're planning. You're participating or you're jerking off alone.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 10:57:53 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07

Okay, seriously....Is there some sign somewhere on CM??? A thread possibly that i haven't seen? Which says, in no uncertain terms that "let's torture Kali" because we all know she ain't gettin' any.....

Sadistic Bastards....The whole lot of ya,
Kali
~~(the last of the truly innocent)~~
TRULY, the last of the easy, sleazy, oh-god-cum-on-and-spank-me-harder ones.

yeah! what she said! goes for me too!!

Okay, I'll repeat what I told her:

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
TRULY, the last of the easy, sleazy, oh-god-cum-on-and-spank-me-harder ones.

Yes dear, we know.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 1:08:40 PM

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Cali? I'm wounded... you don't believe that I am truly innocent?? I mean, I've never killed anyone!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 1:12:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Cali? I'm wounded... you don't believe that I am truly innocent?? I mean, I've never killed anyone!!

... that we know of or have found a body for, no. But you've broken the hearts of many, far and wide...

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 1:58:09 PM

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Dear Cali,

A technique question:

When using your tongue to enhance the experience of the sucking of your mouth and lips, do you recommend using the tip of your tongue to stroke the frenulum in an up and down motion (going along with the general stimulation), or is the side to side motion preferred for its unexpected and, maybe therefore, more exciting and invigorating sensation?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 2:03:15 PM

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

Dear Cali,

A technique question:

When using your tongue to enhance the experience of the sucking of your mouth and lips, do you recommend using the tip of your tongue to stroke the frenulum in an up and down motion (going along with the general stimulation), or is the side to side motion preferred for its unexpected and, maybe therefore, more exciting and invigorating sensation?

In my humble opinion as the Lushyslut (dubbed by the girls), In a circular motion aroun d the "mushroom" is quite effective. try it. 4 out of 5 Doms would agree that this is YUMMY!

signed,

Lushyslut with the lusciouslips and toungue

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 2:08:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
I'm having a Don King moment here...hmmm. Noting the obvious similarity in your and Kali's nomes de plume, your competitive spirits and the subtle yet obvious healthy hunger for man meat that y'all harbor... How about a PayPal webcam event featuring the two of you, properly oiled and, perhaps body painted as lady gladiators, wrestling to the , ummm, petite mort? Winner, of course, gets to blow me first. I will supply the oil.

CJ sweetie, you know I love you fiercely. More than my morning Rockstar, more than my coffee with hazelnut creamer, more than my diet pepsi with extra caffeine, more than a frozen mudslide (I'm seeing a theme here, I think I'm thirsty)...

However, having said all that, I regret to inform you that no bystanders will get blown as a result of this little event you're planning. You're participating or you're jerking off alone.

Cali

Cali, sweetness and light, may I remind you of John Milton's observation that : "They also serve who only stand and wait."

However, despite Milton, I must say that you have a point (and have given me a throbbing one too ). To that end, I'm wondering if you could, ummm, flesh out the format of the contest a little,.assuming, of course, that Kali accepts the challenge. I suppose two ladies against me would be fair, despite the Andy Kauffman precedent. But, there are other possibilities, of course.And how shall we determine the winner ? Do we go until one, or two, ummm, submit ?

I think $20 pay per view to PayPal would be fair. Then we could have muffulettas all around.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 2:23:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

When using your tongue to enhance the experience of the sucking of your mouth and lips, do you recommend using the tip of your tongue to stroke the frenulum in an up and down motion (going along with the general stimulation), or is the side to side motion preferred for its unexpected and, maybe therefore, more exciting and invigorating sensation?

I believe in mixing it up quite a bit. Start with a long, slowwwww swirl all the way around, getting it nice and wet. Then all the way down fast, and up very slowwwwwly, trying to deliberately drool and spread the wetness. Now take your hand and close it around the very base of the shaft, firmly. Once more all the way down with your mouth, then on the return trip up, follow it with your hand, stroking firmly up the shaft.

Then up and down flicking with the tongue, then swirl, then down the whole shaft with your mouth and up again. This time, go with the side to side motion, then swirl, then down and up again. Keep repeating, flicking up and down with your tongue on one pass, then side to side on the next.

When he growls and grabs your head and says OH GODDDDDDDDDDD, you know you're doing it right. Face fucking may or may not follow at that point.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 2:38:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: cjan
Cali, sweetness and light, blah blah blah (deleted attempt to get me to do all the work on this one).

You're a switch hon, how about you practice the subbly side and you put it all together for me?

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 2:47:21 PM

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Nevermind, Cali. I just came from reading your bj instructions. I'm good for now. Was it good for you ?

Btw, I have an opening for an instructress in my Southernmost School of Cocksucking. Let me know if you are interested.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 2:50:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: cjan
Btw, I have an opening for an instructress in my Southernmost School of Cocksucking. Let me know if you are interested.

Everyone has their price luv.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 3:49:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
I believe in mixing it up quite a bit. Start with a long, slowwwww swirl all the way around, getting it nice and wet. Then all the way down fast, and up very slowwwwwly, trying to deliberately drool ...etc

Have we met before or perhaps you have students?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 3:55:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Have we met before or perhaps you have students?

If we had met, you would remember.

And it's not like this stuff is exactly secret, yannow. Ummm... well... actually... okay, there was that one gathering of people, and the cucumbers, and I carved them, and passed them around, and did a little demonstration, and well, okay, yes... I guess you could say I've had students.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 4:35:27 PM

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Dear Cali,
They started calling me Lushyslut. Now all I want to do is drink WHiskey and screw. Whats a girl to do? i do need to work?

Lushy, Slutty, Luscious
Lushyslut

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 4:47:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
They started calling me Lushyslut. Now all I want to do is drink WHiskey and screw. Whats a girl to do? i do need to work?

There is a name for that line of work. Just make sure you charge enough to cover your overhead.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 6:01:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Cali? I'm wounded... you don't believe that I am truly innocent?? I mean, I've never killed anyone!!

... that we know of or have found a body for, no. But you've broken the hearts of many, far and wide...

Cali

that's what swamps and gators are for.. not that I would know from personal experience, you understand...

And yes, I have broken a heart or two along the way (the damn things shouldn't been so close to the edges of the shelves!... )

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RE: DEAR CALI - 5/12/2008 6:10:44 PM

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Dear Cali [yes, I'm back, briefly],

Is 'blowhard' a descriptor or solid advice?

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