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Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 12:03:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
quote:

ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
believes
....
judgment
Cali



knew it had to be in there SOMEWHERE,,,

*ducks n runs*



[:D]  you, young lady, just have a very, very dirty mind.




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 12:05:16 AM)

I do.. don't I?  :) *hugs* miss ya!!




KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 1:18:08 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Btw, if you "don't go down on the first date, there won't be a second.



seriously?




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 6:10:21 AM)

Angel, dear, I am rarely serious, especially when posting here. Perhaps I should include a disclaimer of that sort in my sig.

On the other hand, I am capable of being serious and even scary on occasion, but , imo, in most instances, levity gets me through the day.

Thanks for asking, Angel. It beats being misunderstood, anyday.




KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 6:16:00 AM)

oh cjan, i was asking for my own info! it's been WELL over 25 years since i last dated, and i had palpitations that this was some new sort of mating/dating behaviour i didn't know about!!

and levity certainly keeps you sane, but scary serious can be sexy too [:D]




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 6:45:20 AM)

Wait, wait...Ummm, yes, things certainly HAVE changed since you last swam in the dating pool. Nowadays, a bj on the first date is considered a MINIMUM for future consideration. That's what I meant to say. I'm sooo misunderstood...




KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 6:48:17 AM)

oh. i dunno about this dating thing then. i mean, my technique is so rusty - er i mean, nonexistent (keeping in mind my virginal states - see the 'adopt a dom thread'). i mean, what if it's not good for him the first time back at it? does that mean i'll be doomed to a life of first dates?

signed, sad in the land of oz




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 7:05:17 AM)

Angel, since this is the "Ask Cali" thread, and she is the doyenne of bj advice and etiquette, I will humbly withdraw and patiently await the Oral Oracle's , ummm, input.




parttimehotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 7:07:25 AM)

Ohhhhhh CJ, may I adopt you?

Oooops, wrong thread!!

On my way to the "Adopt a Dom" thread!!
[sm=car.gif]




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 10:32:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
i mean, what if it's not good for him the first time back at it? does that mean i'll be doomed to a life of first dates?


Please refer back to proper blowjob technique, here.

Cali




Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 2:32:57 PM)

Dear Cali,

Is it a good sign in a submissive when they need to wear a bib for the drool when they just think about giving oral gratuities?

~GerberForAdultsGuy





CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 2:39:18 PM)

Lumus dear, if you must ask that question, it's time to turn in your guy card.  [sm=m23.gif]

Cali




Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/6/2008 3:00:12 PM)

Hmm.  I'll get back to you on that.  In the meantime, I've ever so graciously responded on the thread you started with my name somehow inserted in the title.  It might behoove you to glance it over...





Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 1:37:50 AM)

 



[sm=writing.gif]  Dear Cali

Is it OK if I don't ask for advice, but just write to tell you I think you're wonderful?

An Admirer   x




ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 3:06:15 AM)

Dear Cali,
When I moved to Daytona, it was at the invitation of my X for a short term 6 month contract in which we both took care of each other and reached some mutual goals.  The 6 months is up and I ended all emotional affairs so I could focus on building a new family with a clean slate.  I had been seeing my X and dating a GF but I am officially single now.  I set up my home, got out the dungeon gear, wired up the phone, fixed the washer, garbage disposal and even decorated a little bit.  I have taken over the ‘house’ duties of reestablishing contacts with friends, family and business associates.  I am even starting to focus on my business. 
The problem is, I am not used to living alone.  Even in the past 6 months I had a submissive and a kinky GF.  Since the age of 15 I have lived with someone continuously with very few breaks.  For the most part, I have had the pleasure of sex in the morning for approximately 13,505 days in a row.   Last month that stopped.  I feel … unmotivated… adrift.  Even a short nap on the living room couch, while the dishwasher floods in the kitchen, leads to wild dreams of oral sex with mermaids. 

I think I am getting obsessed.  I wake up constantly at night.  I am starting to look fondly at my vanilla neighbors… and their pets!  What can I possibly do? 

Sincerely,
Stiff in Daytona




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 5:14:31 AM)

(come to Tampa)




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 5:18:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Dear Cali,
When I moved to Daytona, it was at the invitation of my X for a short term 6 month contract in which we both took care of each other and reached some mutual goals.  The 6 months is up and I ended all emotional affairs so I could focus on building a new family with a clean slate.  I had been seeing my X and dating a GF but I am officially single now.  I set up my home, got out the dungeon gear, wired up the phone, fixed the washer, garbage disposal and even decorated a little bit.  I have taken over the ‘house’ duties of reestablishing contacts with friends, family and business associates.  I am even starting to focus on my business. 
The problem is, I am not used to living alone.  Even in the past 6 months I had a submissive and a kinky GF.  Since the age of 15 I have lived with someone continuously with very few breaks.  For the most part, I have had the pleasure of sex in the morning for approximately 13,505 days in a row.   Last month that stopped.  I feel … unmotivated… adrift.  Even a short nap on the living room couch, while the dishwasher floods in the kitchen, leads to wild dreams of oral sex with mermaids. 

I think I am getting obsessed.  I wake up constantly at night.  I am starting to look fondly at my vanilla neighbors… and their pets!  What can I possibly do? 

Sincerely,
Stiff in Daytona



Dear Cali,

Not only am I worried about you, me and Tulip being the only subs in july at your birthday shindig, Now I'm afraid of BAD DOGS humping my/our leg/s. Whatever shall I/we do?????????




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 5:22:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Dear Cali,
When I moved to Daytona, it was at the invitation of my X for a short term 6 month contract in which we both took care of each other and reached some mutual goals.  The 6 months is up and I ended all emotional affairs so I could focus on building a new family with a clean slate.  I had been seeing my X and dating a GF but I am officially single now.  I set up my home, got out the dungeon gear, wired up the phone, fixed the washer, garbage disposal and even decorated a little bit.  I have taken over the ‘house’ duties of reestablishing contacts with friends, family and business associates.  I am even starting to focus on my business. 
The problem is, I am not used to living alone.  Even in the past 6 months I had a submissive and a kinky GF.  Since the age of 15 I have lived with someone continuously with very few breaks.  For the most part, I have had the pleasure of sex in the morning for approximately 13,505 days in a row.   Last month that stopped.  I feel … unmotivated… adrift.  Even a short nap on the living room couch, while the dishwasher floods in the kitchen, leads to wild dreams of oral sex with mermaids. 

I think I am getting obsessed.  I wake up constantly at night.  I am starting to look fondly at my vanilla neighbors… and their pets!  What can I possibly do? 

Sincerely,
Stiff in Daytona



Dear Cali,

Not only am I worried about you, me and Tulip being the only subs in july at your birthday shindig, Now I'm afraid of BAD DOGS humping my/our leg/s. Whatever shall I/we do?????????


As dear friend and originator of this post I will now attempt to play stunt double in Cali's absence:

Dear Lushyslut,

They cant hump a leg if you are down on your knees pulling their's.

(how did I do Cali, haha?)




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 8:47:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Is it OK if I don't ask for advice, but just write to tell you I think you're wonderful?


Of course.  This chick loves to hear this sort of thing. [sm=hearts.gif]

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/8/2008 9:12:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
For the most part, I have had the pleasure of sex in the morning for approximately 13,505 days in a row.   Last month that stopped. 


You've reached your limit.  You're not allowed to have sex any more. 

Cali




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