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Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:15:54 PM   
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I will start you off   **WARNING** contains profanity

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:24:17 PM   
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and I thought- are we that mainstream now?

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:35:00 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:38:21 PM   
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One i saw that i found cute...

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls take you there.

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:40:30 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:41:06 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:41:24 PM   
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I have on my facebook setting under religion "Jesus loves me ... yeah baby he does" ,,, my mother disapproves

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:42:02 PM   
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"To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object." - De Beauvoir

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." - Nietzsche

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:43:18 PM   
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"To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object." - De Beauvoir

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." - Nietzsche

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:44:42 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:46:25 PM   
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"To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object." - De Beauvoir

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." - Nietzsche

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:46:36 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:46:59 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:47:38 PM   
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"I see you put aside this special time to get humiliated in public" ....

i really like that

oh dear .. Domiguy is lurking ... *braces self*

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:48:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sharemeuk

"Shut up." she explained.



brilliant

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:49:15 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:50:21 PM   
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"To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object." - De Beauvoir

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." - Nietzsche

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:51:22 PM   
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"To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object." - De Beauvoir

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." - Nietzsche

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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:51:32 PM   
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RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit - 3/11/2008 2:52:25 PM   
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This is fun softness

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