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LaTigresse -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 2:41:27 PM)

Cali thank you! I knew that was something tickling the back of my brain about this. That was the case I was trying to remember!




Jeffff -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 2:48:01 PM)

Ask the catholic church if this is a good idea?........

Jeff




CreativeDominant -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 3:29:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tsatske

How do they get in?
You can go on and on in your profile about how discipline is not about sex, when an adult physically disciplines another adult, there is an element of sex to that. Enough of one for a pastor to get sued, at any rate, as FRS mentioned. I know people who play in sexfree dynamics in WIITWD, include 'discipline only' sessions that do not include sex, but there is still a sexual element there.
Would someone lock the gate, please? the strange little animals are getting out of thier cages and sneaking in.


Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you're not supposed to say the bold part above.




colouredin -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 3:30:53 PM)

CD - why point it out then you stirrer :P




IronBear -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 5:48:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cmenaked

I belong to a Lutheran church.  My pastor discussed discipline in a sermon the other day.  He said how it is important to have discipline in your life.  Well, I agree with him.  Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis?  Has anyone ever asked their pastor to spank them?


What a jolly good idea. Could it be that this Paster is starting a BDSM Revival in the Lutheran Church?  Ahh well I'm a Pagan Priest and hell yes I'll spank anyone, even flog, whip, crop and cane them and for an encore, I'll even decorate their body with needles for a little kinkyness..

Iron Bear
Master of Bruin Cottage


My Life for my Queen
My Soul for my Goddess
My Heart for my Lady
And my Honor for myself


"I judge a Man by what I see him do and not by what others tell me he does." (Captain Sir Edward Pellew of the HMS Indefatigable to Midshipman Hornblower ~ C.S. Forrester)




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 5:53:25 PM)

i wouldn't dare ask my Black Baptist reverend to spank me ...not if i want the deacons and elders laying holy hands to cast out the devil inside me.




kittinSol -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 5:56:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cmenaked

I belong to a Lutheran church.  My pastor discussed discipline in a sermon the other day.  He said how it is important to have discipline in your life. 



Not that surprising, for a Lutheran.

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Well, I agree with him.  Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis?  Has anyone ever asked their pastor to spank them?



On the other hand, that is surprising. There's only one way to find out.




kittinSol -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 5:58:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Hell I have a kink for girls dressed up in Latex Nun costumes.. KittenSol still isnt on board with me on that one.. but some sweet day.. *sighs*



I'm on the board with you all right, Gwynvyd [:D] .




LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 7:31:49 PM)

For me in this case spanking would occur when discipline was LACKING.  If the person is disciplined, they don't need any physical negative reinforcement in order to behave correctly.

And if they WANT physical reinforcement, not acting appropriately is hardly the way to encourage me to give it.




cjan -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 7:37:23 PM)

Pastors ? Hell no. Pastorettes ? Nah, thanks. Nuns ? Bring it ![sm=paddle.gif]




catize -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 7:40:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cmenaked

I've thought of just asking him to explain more about what he meant by "discipline."  I could work the word "spanking" into the conversation, and if that makes thing "weird" for him then I won't push it.  Is this acceptable?


 
I’m guessing here but he probably was talking about self-discipline.  Since you don’t seem to have that I can see where you missed his point.




cjan -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 7:52:08 PM)

Cat fight !

*Gets the popcorn, salt and butter*




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 8:08:39 PM)

LA and Catize --

BINGO! (Or, for our British friends) Got it in one.

OP, may I suggest a dictionary? Look up the word "discipline" if you really don't know that there are two meanings. If you do know and are funnin' us, use the dictionary to whup yerself upside the head. :D




SailingBum -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 9:45:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Keep dreaming buckarooo........or convert. There might be a catholic priest, or two, that would go for it.....


I thought they preferred alter boys but who knows....I'll have to try head kicking hmmmmmmmmmmm  twisted is good

BadOne




velvetears -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 10:44:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cmenaked

I belong to a Lutheran church.  My pastor discussed discipline in a sermon the other day.  He said how it is important to have discipline in your life.  Well, I agree with him.  Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis?  Has anyone ever asked their pastor to spank them?


Why would you assume that by discipline he meant spanking?  Having discipline means being in control of what you say and do.  Getting up every morning at 6 because you have to be on time for work. going to the gym 4 times a week because you want to be  healthy.  Saving money every week, cleaning your house everyday, etc etc.... you can list 1000 things you can have discipline for.  If you need someone to be on top of you all the time by spanking you for everything you do wrong you h ave absolutely no discipline at all.  People shouldn't be punished to do the things they need to do, that's being irresponsible and childish. 

Keep this to fantasy, asking your pastor to spank you would be akin to him asking you to kneel and pray for 5 hours a day to absolve other people for their sins and transgressions.




Gwynvyd -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 10:49:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Hell I have a kink for girls dressed up in Latex Nun costumes.. KittenSol still isnt on board with me on that one.. but some sweet day.. *sighs*



I'm on the board with you all right, Gwynvyd [:D] .



Ok luv.. your across the pond.. I *know* they gots a skin two shop over there.. make with the pictures sister!

Damn and here I thought my holliday over there would be boring visits to Hardwick Hall, ( ok that would be sheer delight for the Elizabethan geek girl in me) and a few castles.... Muhahahahaha...

Ahhh ma chere... venez ici, et Je vous montrerai un temps merveilleux. *winks*

Gwyn




GreedyTop -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 10:51:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd
Hell I have a kink for girls dressed up in Latex Nun costumes.. KittenSol still isnt on board with me on that one.. but some sweet day.. *sighs*


Um...  *checks online for a latex Nun costume*




eyesopened -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/14/2008 1:32:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cmenaked

I belong to a Lutheran church. 


Well there's your problem, right there!  For the kind of discipline you seek you're gonna have to start attending a full-gospel-evangelical-pentacostal-holiness-baptist church.  There's quite a few of them where i live and your request wouldn't sound weird at all.

Here, hold my beer while i grab this snake....




Lashra -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/14/2008 4:56:35 AM)

He might and then again he might turn around and hand you the paddle as he bends over. Maybe you could start a trend, tent "spank" revivals where everyone gets their ass tore up.

~Lashra




bipolarber -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/14/2008 5:20:09 AM)

Unless you happen to meet your pastor out of his collar at a local munch, I'd say you'd best keep your thoughts about this to yourself. He can sermonize all he wants about needing dicipline, or being on your knees before Jesus, or finding yourself in the sad state of emotional bondage, but unless you get a clear clue from him that he's on the make for a submissive, I'd say you'd better not. Resign yourself to rubbing yourself in the back pews on Sunday.

What the heck is it about us Lutherans that makes us all so damned sexy? Is it in the coffee? Or the green bean casserole (with the Campbells cream of Mushroom soup and the fried onion bits on top)?




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