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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 5:02:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		I once worked for a non-profit who had a donor named Randy Beaver. That remains my all time favorite unusual name. It would have been even funnier had it been a woman....

Used to work for a foster care agency and one family had named each daughter after Japanese electronics, i.e., Toshiba, Hitachi, etc. The son had a normal name strangely enough.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 5:07:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		My cousin named his daughter Holley, normally I think it's a nice name but she was named after a
car part...the Holley carburetor, he even spelled it the same.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 5:58:06 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 6:17:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		there was a famous singer who named his son his majesty or something like that, and there was an entire vh1 session on bad names celiebrities had given their kids.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 6:25:52 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 6:35:16 PM   
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Candy Barr.

Rain Drop. (the woman was a doper, I thought she was insane)

Ben Dover

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 6:40:16 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 6:40:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		I once worked somehwere where one of the customers was named Dick Overpeck. I had to put him on hold and laugh every time he called. If I were him, I would have gone by Richard.

We also have a family locally with the last name of Slutts. They thankfully did not have any girls.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 6:42:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have the best one!! My Aunt who is a retired English teacher, figured the best way to see China on the Cheap was to teach English in one of thier schools. Signed a contact for a semester and off she went.

Seem that the Chinese now have a habit of giving their kids both Chinese names and English names so that they can have a name that is pronucable in English speaking countries.

My aunt ran into John, and Jack, and Cindy normal names. Then She ran into a kid who's parents gave him the English name of SCOOBY DO!!

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 6:43:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

My mother used to live next to a guy named (I kid you not) Richard Head.



I know a woman named Anita Head.
 
And I spoke to a guy with the last name of Schmuck, today. How sad.

 
This thread reminded me of that Steve Martin movie, The Jerk..... he names his dog Shithead.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 6:49:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		This one was a nickname.
When I was in the USCG we had a guy with a pointy nose like Pinnocio and a hairline like Dracula.
So,...we combined the two and came up with, "Pinnaccula."

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 7:11:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		I went to school with a Freedom (girl) and a Sunrise(male, his parents were definitely hippies). I've also known a Candy Kane, poor girl.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 7:39:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		remembers a baby name in the newspaper: kittybee mcbride
I would have hated to sign my checks for bills....

met a hooker was an actual name
cockshot was a last name, take a guess at the first name?

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 7:47:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's not a strange name by itself, Morgan, but the whole name...Morgan B.Morgan III. That's my half brothers name.
Poor kid, i call him Cubey.
That's all i got for my weird names.

edited to add: winterlight was it anita?


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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 7:50:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		When I was working at my old job, I had to design business cards for a woman named Velvet Bridges.

My first thought when I got the order was "...strippers have business cards now?" but turns out she's a mechanical engineer of some sort.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 7:51:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		A couple in Hollywood, whose names escape me named their daughter 'Apple'..poor kid.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 7:58:23 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 7:59:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I went to school with Crystal Ball. My parents friend, Lou Sass (say it out loud). A customer at a place I used to work, Precious ( a nice, but very large middle aged black man). And a couple I know named their daughter Aleepa Faith. I know more, but these seem to be the top ones, lol.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 8:01:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Cherry Crotch. I kid you not.... will it surprise you she was the school slut?
Y

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 8:02:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		God's truth: when I was a kid (around 7-8) a friend of my Mom's had 2 kids (boy and girl) a little younger than me. I forget which was which: Sunbeam and Moonbeam. Obviously, the 60s were 'good' to those parents ....
Hmm... I'm gonna have to call Mom and ask her if she remembers which was which...


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