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Daddyslilpookie -> Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 10:55:37 AM)

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Muttling -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 11:00:53 AM)

My ex was a labor and delivery nurse for many years.   One of her patients named her baby girl "Female" pronounced like tomale with an accent on the e.



chaosforge -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 11:11:37 AM)

'Had some friends that named their son, Joseph Mark Anthony Smith. How many run of the mill names can one child have? On the other hand, with all the Trinitys and Camerons running about, he may not have to share his name with anyone else in his class...



domiguy -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 11:14:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Muttling

My ex was a labor and delivery nurse for many years.   One of her patients named her baby girl "Female" pronounced like tomale with an accent on the e.



I wonder if this story is true?...I believe it is an urban myth. Seems that everyone who has ever worked in an emergency room has the same story.

Since I take pride in my Ellis Island approach to dating....I have banged my way throught the diverse ethnic pool and the huddled masses that is America....I have tapped everything from a Chirata to a Cheniqua and an Adelaide to a Abayomi...But never a " Tamale Phemale"....Juss sayin'.



MissHarlet -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 11:18:15 AM)

I babysat a child whose name was Chanda Lear ...

and brother in law swears he has a student named  Orangelo   pronounced ornage jello

Went to college with a kid whose last name was Hardnfartn I swear its true !!!



Muttling -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 11:18:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

My ex was a labor and delivery nurse for many years.   One of her patients named her baby girl "Female" pronounced like tomale with an accent on the e.



I wonder if this story is true?...I believe it is an urban myth. Seems that everyone who has ever worked in an emergency room has the same story.

Since I take pride in my Ellis Island approach to dating....I have banged my way throught the diverse ethnic pool and the huddled masses that is America....I have tapped everything from a Chirata to a Cheniqua and a Adelaide to a Abayomi...But never a " Tamale Phemale"....Juss sayin'.



She claimed it was and the L&D Christmas party was always a time for great entertainment.  Everything from doctors not making it in time and women dropping babies in the elevator on the way up to the floor to non-mixed couples popping out a mixed race baby.

She wasn't above making up a few stories, but she told this one in front of her coworkers so I suspect it's true.



freyjasdottir -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 11:28:22 AM)

When I worked in the mortgage industry we had a borrower named Rapunzel and one named Cornflower



DomKen -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 11:40:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

My ex was a labor and delivery nurse for many years.   One of her patients named her baby girl "Female" pronounced like tomale with an accent on the e.



I wonder if this story is true?...I believe it is an urban myth. Seems that everyone who has ever worked in an emergency room has the same story.

Never worked in an emergency room but I know a young woman whose name was Female. She was a neighbor's child a while back and one day I asked her not terribly bright mother about the name. She told me she didn't know where it came from the hospital named her that. I was confused and asked her about what she meant. Eventually she went and got the girls birth certificate. For some reason a space to write the baby's sex was directly below the box for first name and whoever filled it out had written female on the wrong line. I guess she just thought the hospital got to name the baby. Eventually the girl changed her name to something else.



TankII7871 -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 11:52:50 AM)

I once knew a guy that was named John Doe and to make things worse for the guy he lived in Lizard Lick NC he told me getting credit cards was hell. I also had a guy work for me once who was named Peanut Parish. 

Just plain ol
Eric



mhawk -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 12:13:31 PM)

growing up i knew someone named anna dick(and it wasn't pronounced ann) man felt sorry for her



KenDckey -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 12:27:01 PM)

I used to work at an air terminal counter and there are thousands of wierd names.    but all I know now is there are still a bunch of little Dickey's running around.  (male and felmale)



popeye1250 -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 12:29:14 PM)

"George", "John", "Hillary", "Barak."
WTF @ "Barak?"
What were they t'inkin'?



kittinSol -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 12:31:35 PM)

 Popeye isn't bad either [sm=biggrin.gif] .



Lashra -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 12:35:27 PM)

Growing up I knew a kid named  Harry Sax....no lie....and he took a ribbing for sure.

~Lashra



calamitysandra -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 12:37:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DomKen
Never worked in an emergency room but I know a young woman whose name was Female. She was a neighbor's child a while back and one day I asked her not terribly bright mother about the name. She told me she didn't know where it came from the hospital named her that. I was confused and asked her about what she meant. Eventually she went and got the girls birth certificate. For some reason a space to write the baby's sex was directly below the box for first name and whoever filled it out had written female on the wrong line. I guess she just thought the hospital got to name the baby. Eventually the girl changed her name to something else.


http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp




Marc2b -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 1:05:19 PM)

My mother used to live next to a guy named (I kid you not) Richard Head.

Think about it for a moment. If that man murdered his parents and I was sitting on the jury – I would vote to acquit.

During my cab driving days I knew a girl named Chastity. Although outdated (the name was very popular during the Victorian era) the name isn’t really unusual. It’s just that in her case, it was very ironic.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 1:15:25 PM)

can't go wrong naming your child Marquesha, Nekiesha or some sort of  -eisha.

when Shaq first joined the NBA, i knew two mothers who named their sons Shaquelle around the same time my oldest was born



Termyn8or -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 1:17:11 PM)

Ironic ? So how was she ?

I guess I wuld have to put her in a chastioty belt :-)

T



Marc2b -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 1:25:48 PM)

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Ironic ? So how was she ?


Oh, she was good. She was very gooooood. As I and several of my fellow cab drivers could attest to.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Horrible baby names (3/17/2008 1:28:09 PM)

peggy wanker... aka al bundy's wife ...and shes from wanker county... true fact!



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