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A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 7:40:02 AM

Leatherist

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I once had a smart ass girl who would quip at me when I misplaced things. She'd say things like "If it was up your ass-you'd know!!!"

That was about the time I developed my first really effective locking bondage belt, and ctrotch strap in heavy duty leather and steel. Then she said it again,and I had the "fun" experience of sticking something up HER ass-and locking it in there.

I was beyond amused by her reactions.

Anyone else have some experiences with a nasty sense of humor?

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:01:06 AM

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I'm still trying to digest that she said that to you....

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:02:24 AM

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Yes curious also, if she was punished when she said it :P

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:03:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: Leatherist

Anyone else have some experiences with a nasty sense of humor?

I've had people faint at some of my jokes: my humour can be pretty sick. But it wouldn't be allowed on these boards, so I can't give you any examples

. As for the repercussions... that would be telling, wouldn't it

?

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:14:32 AM

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You seem to have been well suited. Both tending to the nastier side. Nope, neither of us.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:19:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

I once had a smart ass girl who would quip at me when I misplaced things. She'd say things like "If it was up your ass-you'd know!!!"

not to hijack...but my 4 year old nephew said this to his dad when he was searching for his car keys. I actually swallowed my gum.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:20:45 AM

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Even being allowed to speak my mind to my X Master I can't believe she said that in that tone.

Something like...

Dearest Masterful One I doubt you would have lost *item* if it were inserted into your rectum, Master Sir.

Ok, yes I'm being a total smart A today

And obviously have a somewhat whicked sense of humor of my own but if there is one thing I've learned in the past 4 years its that ones Master can always give them more then they can bear.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:21:51 AM

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She was pretty much not into anal. She got about six hours of a pretty painful dildo strapped up her ass for it. I let it go the first few times. I wanted the wake up call to be "special".

And I wanted the punishment to fit the crime. But I didn't want to wing it. And I didn't want her to be able to brat and take the thing out. She did try-and I just mocked her. Watching her whine and fumble/tug at the padlocks was very amusing.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:22:30 AM

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I have had a sub that used that same line. Maybe the same girl, LMAO.

I enjoy playfulness with my sub. There is no question as to who is in charge, I just like to have fun and be playful. I am sure that some would cringe at the thought, because the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:25:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

I have had a sub that used that same line. Maybe the same girl, LMAO.

I enjoy playfulness with my sub. There is no question as to who is in charge, I just like to have fun and be playful. I am sure that some would cringe at the thought, because the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time.

I'm seldom that serious-I'll usually laugh when I'm hurting someone. I kept asking her "Do you know?" the whole time she was undergoing the plug thing.

Or "Where IS it?"

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:30:29 AM

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Hmmm...

makes mental note not to say that to HM again in the near future.

so....tempting though...

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:31:36 AM

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that punishment would just encourage me, but I'm twisted like that.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:39:08 AM

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any suggestion of a punishment that I would hate just encourages me. I love it when I hate it. The only thing that does not encourage me is a good scolding, placed before the punishment it keeps me from processing it as anything but punishment. He will threaten truly awful things and I will say 'Can we do that next?', and He will say, 'yes, right after we have a talk about it.' And I shut up.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 8:40:47 AM

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quote:

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the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time.

I say we burn that page.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 9:05:23 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

I have had a sub that used that same line. Maybe the same girl, LMAO.

I enjoy playfulness with my sub. There is no question as to who is in charge, I just like to have fun and be playful. I am sure that some would cringe at the thought, because the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time.

My sense of humor doesn't run in this direction, but it's there.

I might say something along the lines of: "I'm sure you keys are on the counter where they belong, oh nope, wait, that was last week when I found them in the laundy that I put them there."

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 10:43:34 AM

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My mouth gets ahead of me all the time, but thankfully I haven't said anything that warranted such a punishment, yet. The only thing that came close was when Master was talking about beating something (an object) into submission, and I said, "Yeah, because we know how well that works." He just gave me The Look and asked, "Would you like a demonstration?" (I totally would have deserved it, and I know it.)

Then there was just last week when he threatened to put a sock in my sister's mouth if she complained about being tired after staying up until midnight. She said in a chat, "I'd like to see him try!" and somebody showed him the log the next day. Needless to say... He tried. And he succeeded. And now we know better.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 10:45:28 AM

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i'm a very playful little wench, but do not push it to THAT point! Once i get that "look" i am wise enough to shut the hell up.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 11:17:42 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time.

I say we burn that page.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 12:03:15 PM

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My otherhalf has a WICKED sense of humor, and if often known for saying naughty things just to see me blush or fluster. I think that wicked sense of humor is a GOOD thing... even if he does occasionally make me twitch to the bone. *squirm*

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 12:16:36 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

I have had a sub that used that same line. Maybe the same girl, LMAO.

I enjoy playfulness with my sub. There is no question as to who is in charge, I just like to have fun and be playful. I am sure that some would cringe at the thought, because the Dom rulebook says you must be serious all the time.

Just giving another vote for ceremonial burning of said page. Their is a time and place for everything, even being serious. Good god though, if I had to do that all the time my head would explode.

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