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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 12:17:25 PM   
junecleaver


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Status: offline 		To me...that sounds hot.  But I like being bratty and I like being forced to eat my words.

My answer to 'Where are my keys?'  'Um...I think it's....in your face!'  Answering things with 'your face' is like a dorky inside joke.  He doesn't think of it as disrespectful, although he might smack my ass or pull my hair or something joking back.


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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 12:42:51 PM   
UncleNasty


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Status: offline 		I first heard this phrase working as a framing carpenter about 25 years ago.

"Have you seen the circular saw/nail gun/4 foot level?"

"If it was up your ass you'd know, wouldn't you?"

This makes me very curious what the object was in your story above?

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 4:27:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		During a scene recently, he said since it was loud in the area, I should hold out my hand to let him know I wanted to communicate something.  I stuck my middle finger out and said "Like this?"  He loved it as I knew he would and procceded on.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 6:00:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		See I would say something like that but I'd probably be giggling so hard it would never come completely out of my mouth, and if it did it would be unintelligable.  Take that back, he probably would know exactly what I'm saying.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 6:26:36 PM   
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Well I'm aware of where the line is with Mr. Wonderful and I don't put my toe over it.  One night we were hanging out and I was in a goofy mood, and he told me to get him something and I said "Sure, ok!" (my protocal is always "Yes Master").  He quirked his head and said "Sure, ok??"

I laughed...said "Oh, sorry.  Yes Master, yes Sir, anything you wish for, Mr. Wonderful...say does aye aye Captain work?" (as I saluted him). 

Now, this isn't something I would pull on Mr. Wonderful, but I'm going to be house-sitting for a friend of mine for a week, and he has a Viper in the garage.  A friend & I are going to photo shop an image of it, all crunched up.  While he's on vacation, I'm going to text message him the photo with a note, "Call me when you can."

While I'm there, I'm going to rearrange all the pictures on the wall, too, and annoying stuff like that.  Paybacks are a bitch, ya know, and he's overdue. :)

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/18/2008 7:17:42 PM   
Kirren


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Status: offline 		oooHHH.....lol....My girl went on and on once about how much she liked ice...how amazing and how she knew some one that did this and that with it and on and on....so the session we did for My birthday, I ran hot wax over her body, then ice, then I ran the ice over her bare ass and used a paddle brush on her while asking her " dont like that ice so much now do ya?" Seems the ice and the water as the ice melted made the sting a lil better....-smiles-

Shes also always talking about how shes not having enough male interaction...so Ive decided that she will be getting a new strap on...you know the ones with the side that inserts into the wearer as well as the wear-ee? Only she wont need the wear-ee side...just the wearer side....so she can walk around all day at work with a nice thick cock inside of her.

Doubt well be hearing about the lack of male interaction then...will we?




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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 8:03:51 AM   
LilMissHaven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

During a scene recently, he said since it was loud in the area, I should hold out my hand to let him know I wanted to communicate something.  I stuck my middle finger out and said "Like this?"  He loved it as I knew he would and procceded on.


Too funny,

Since I rarely curse for me to blurt "fucker" out during a scene is like most girls yelling out RED!  I was never punished for it either.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 8:17:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		lol. I've gotten known for saying 'fucker' when a friend of mine tops me. damn, he is one sadistic SOB.

Leatherist, good idea, but I would of included ginger root juice on it. heh.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 8:18:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		Op please show a pic of your ass so we can see if she was justified in saying that.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 8:27:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		It seems there are many who have masters who know the difference between being disrespectful and being playful. That's great!

OG; omg!! I would die if you did the car thing to me...just die. Changing the pics on the wall? Hilarious. I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun!

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 10:22:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Anyone care to share my favourite safeword? 'Ouch!'

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 11:12:02 AM   
wulfgarw


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Status: offline 		I hosted a play party last Saturday and while I was working on one sub's boobs with a wire brush drumstick and a flogger, the other Dom had the one of the other subs knelt and bent over the seat of the couch, wrists tied to the opposite elbow, and working on her butt with a nasty little ping-pong paddle.  After a few softer strokes, He gave her a strong one.  She straightened up in pain and yelled,
"Godd&%m, sonovab^#(h!"

To which he calmly answered,

"That's not a safeword." 

The whole thing was pretty funny.  She would have probably taken the blow without complaint, but I had bitten her on that very spot earlier that day and was still and was for a few days, tender.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 11:26:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

I hosted a play party last Saturday and while I was working on one sub's boobs with a wire brush drumstick and a flogger, the other Dom had the one of the other subs knelt and bent over the seat of the couch, wrists tied to the opposite elbow, and working on her butt with a nasty little ping-pong paddle.  After a few softer strokes, He gave her a strong one.  She straightened up in pain and yelled,
"Godd&%m, sonovab^#(h!"

To which he calmly answered,

"That's not a safeword." 

The whole thing was pretty funny.  She would have probably taken the blow without complaint, but I had bitten her on that very spot earlier that day and was still and was for a few days, tender.



Thats hillarious!  Its good when Dom's have a sense of humor.

The group of subs I hang around with and associate with get a kick out of those situations and tend to make them worse by giving sore areas a slap or pinch.  Cause we're mean that way.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 11:31:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've had my dreams amped up and used against me.

And when I've said "fuck, that hurts", his reply is usually either "no shit" or "then I'm doing it right".

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 11:42:13 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

I hosted a play party last Saturday and while I was working on one sub's boobs with a wire brush drumstick and a flogger, the other Dom had the one of the other subs knelt and bent over the seat of the couch, wrists tied to the opposite elbow, and working on her butt with a nasty little ping-pong paddle.  After a few softer strokes, He gave her a strong one.  She straightened up in pain and yelled,
"Godd&%m, sonovab^#(h!"

To which he calmly answered,

"That's not a safeword." 

The whole thing was pretty funny.  She would have probably taken the blow without complaint, but I had bitten her on that very spot earlier that day and was still and was for a few days, tender.



Thats hillarious!  Its good when Dom's have a sense of humor.

The group of subs I hang around with and associate with get a kick out of those situations and tend to make them worse by giving sore areas a slap or pinch.  Cause we're mean that way.


So you're the one giving the hearty backslaps to your sunburned friends!?  How sadistic of you!  I like you.  May I add you as a friend?


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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/20/2008 11:45:07 AM   
LilMissHaven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

quote:

ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

I hosted a play party last Saturday and while I was working on one sub's boobs with a wire brush drumstick and a flogger, the other Dom had the one of the other subs knelt and bent over the seat of the couch, wrists tied to the opposite elbow, and working on her butt with a nasty little ping-pong paddle.  After a few softer strokes, He gave her a strong one.  She straightened up in pain and yelled,
"Godd&%m, sonovab^#(h!"

To which he calmly answered,

"That's not a safeword." 

The whole thing was pretty funny.  She would have probably taken the blow without complaint, but I had bitten her on that very spot earlier that day and was still and was for a few days, tender.



Thats hillarious!  Its good when Dom's have a sense of humor.

The group of subs I hang around with and associate with get a kick out of those situations and tend to make them worse by giving sore areas a slap or pinch.  Cause we're mean that way.


So you're the one giving the hearty backslaps to your sunburned friends!?  How sadistic of you!  I like you.  May I add you as a friend?




I am far from sadistic I'm more of an irritant *winks*

Sure one can never have too many friends.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/28/2008 7:06:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		this would be the brat the paddel was used on  what was forgotten to menchen when thay said "thats not a safe word " there was a giggle in there words  and still laff about it now

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/28/2008 7:11:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Gives wenchie that look. I hope my face dose'nt freeze like that.

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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/28/2008 7:48:34 AM   
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RE: A nasty sense of humor. - 3/28/2008 8:10:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yes I have an obnoxious, nasty, sense of humour. Some like it, others, not so much so...

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