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cjan -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/9/2008 4:40:35 PM)

OP, depends on who's doing the pitching and who's doing the catching. If the pitcher is the one with hemis, no problemo.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/9/2008 4:42:40 PM)

Cali;

HoneyMaster is leaving tomorrow to go to a 'family function' (thank Gawd it's not in KY, or I'd be very worried!). What kinds of things should He do to my holes, (and which ones) before he leaves?

Tia!!

~Christina




purepleasure -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/9/2008 6:36:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

It's a way of trying to look cute... much like the screen name some people choose.

Cali



Does this mean I should change my name?

And to the OP... If you think it feels like your pooping razors now, go right ahead and have anal sex with hemmoroids.  Let's move out of the razor category and straight into the chainsaws running at top speed.




domahpet -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/9/2008 7:58:53 PM)

oh purple, youre a wicked wicked woman
i think i love you




Lynnxz -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/9/2008 8:03:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie

Oh Charles Darwin, why do you continue to fail me?


Lmfao




AtlantisKing111 -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/9/2008 9:16:17 PM)

Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? Sure.  As long as you are the one DOING the anal sex rather than GETTING the anal sex.  *w*




CalifChick -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/9/2008 10:36:24 PM)

Sigh.  My humor is soooo unappreciated.  You peeps just did NOT get it.

Cali




purepleasure -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:20:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domahpet

oh purple, youre a wicked wicked woman
i think i love you


pssst... it's pure pleasure without a space  LOL.  and i love you too domahpet 

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domahpet -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:24:35 AM)

sorry- i had a glitch!
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purepleasure -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:30:31 AM)

it's ok, i've been called worse!




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:35:12 AM)

Dollparts, lemme give you a lil advice that I think we all (should have) learned as a kid. 

If its bleeding, LET IT HEAL!  If it hurts, LET IT HEAL.  If it has ANY amount of discomfort that normally isnt there....LET IT HEAL!!!






sirsholly -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:37:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Dollparts, lemme give you a lil advice that I think we all (should have) learned as a kid. 

If its bleeding, LET IT HEAL!  If it hurts, LET IT HEAL.  If it has ANY amount of discomfort that normally isnt there....LET IT HEAL!!!





and don't pick it!!!

WELL...IT WORKS FOR SCABS....




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:39:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Dollparts, lemme give you a lil advice that I think we all (should have) learned as a kid. 

If its bleeding, LET IT HEAL!  If it hurts, LET IT HEAL.  If it has ANY amount of discomfort that normally isnt there....LET IT HEAL!!!





and don't pick it!!!

WELL...IT WORKS FOR SCABS....



Yep.  What she said!




parttimehotty -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:41:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Dollparts, lemme give you a lil advice that I think we all (should have) learned as a kid. 

If its bleeding, LET IT HEAL!  If it hurts, LET IT HEAL.  If it has ANY amount of discomfort that normally isnt there....LET IT HEAL!!!





and don't pick it!!!

WELL...IT WORKS FOR SCABS....



[:'(]You're gross




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:42:23 AM)

aww but hotty, shes cute as a button too




BumbleBee2MsP -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:52:26 AM)

Mistress, i have a hemmmoroide, could You tuck it in?  Actully Mistress Persephone just told me to be carful with it. i did find that the suppositories worked better then the cream for shrinking the damn thing. and less messy. And i would never be so presumptious as to ask Mistress to tuck it in. i have seen some of Her tools and i am afraid i would get more then i asked for.




parttimehotty -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 8:55:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

aww but hotty, shes cute as a button too



Hmmm, maybe she is.....maybe she isn't.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 9:42:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: dollparts85

just wondering. hehe


lawd hon....can you? sure

should you? well, how big a masochist are you?  the thought of ripped innerds and blood turn you on?  go for it!  if youre lucky it wont require a visit to the ER....

think about it......instead of wondering...hehe




parttimehotty -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 9:43:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

quote:

ORIGINAL: dollparts85

just wondering. hehe


lawd hon....can you? sure

should you? well, how big a masochist are you?  the thought of ripped innerds and blood turn you on?  go for it!  if youre lucky it wont require a visit to the ER....

think about it......instead of wondering...hehe



She doesn't go to Dr's/or hospitals, she comes HERE for medical advice, so i'm pretty sure we'll be asked about how to reinsert a hemorrhoid that popped out during said sex!




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 9:48:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty



She doesn't go to Dr's/or hospitals, she comes HERE for medical advice, so i'm pretty sure we'll be asked about how to reinsert a hemorrhoid that popped out during said sex!


vewwy vewwy carefully?

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