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LadyRainfire -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 9:49:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty




She doesn't go to Dr's/or hospitals, she comes HERE for medical advice, so i'm pretty sure we'll be asked about how to reinsert a hemorrhoid that popped out during said sex!


*sighs*

Such a visual that I really didn't need.... [&o]




parttimehotty -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 9:51:27 AM)

Negative....SHOVE IT IN!  Right up to your wrists![sm=tantrum.gif]




kittinSol -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 9:51:58 AM)

Holy fuck, I didn't even know haemorroids could just 'pop out'. How disturbing.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 9:56:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Holy fuck, I didn't even know haemorroids could just 'pop out'. How disturbing.


ill keep this sweet.......birthed a baby 20 years ago, along with a rhoid......when it pops out every few years i slap him, just for fun.......and every time he asks whats that for, and i say you dont wanna know........

i think ill tell him when he hits about 25ish, just for fun.....[;)]

im disturbed at the thought that its about time for them to make an appearance-lolol

sheesh lemme go have some anal and see if that helps!




kittinSol -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 10:00:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

when it pops out every few years i slap him, just for fun.......and every time he asks whats that for, and i say you dont wanna know........



Obviously, you and it have a D/s relationship [:D] .




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 11:47:12 AM)

hahaha

or maybe shudder

ah hell i can do both

[sm=yahoo.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 11:48:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

hahaha

or maybe shudder

ah hell i can do both

[sm=yahoo.gif]


multitalented!!




camille65 -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 11:49:52 AM)

I vote for 'shudder'. That visual just may have destroyed me for life.[sm=eeew.gif]




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 11:57:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: camille65

I vote for 'shudder'. That visual just may have destroyed me for life.[sm=eeew.gif]


Maybe not anal sex. but a nice Rimming is very soothing....[sm=hearts.gif]




Lucylastic -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 11:59:28 AM)

Just dont suck on it.....
or add sand to the lube
just a thought
Lucy




ghitaPVH -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:00:24 PM)

Well...I personally would suggest waiting until they heal.....everytime I have an UM....I end up leaving more blood than poo in the toilet for about 6 months. Go find you some witch hazel and a bottle of colace. Eventually, if they arent the major serious type, a few months of avoiding straining on the loo and soaking yer bum in witch hazel and you should be good to go...or at least it always works for me....go slow, use lots of lube, start with small plugs and work your way up. You may have periods of time for the rest of your life where they get aggravated and then you have to go back to the colace and witch hazel and lay off the anal for a bit.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:05:39 PM)

and a sitz bath......man i loved that thing after i had my son.............




camille65 -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:05:53 PM)

Colace is prescription right? (comment removed, something about doctors and..)And for the rest of you!! Do none of you care that you have all contributed to the horrors in my mind now? [:o]Or are you all chuckling evilly in my direction, knowing that I have this weird compulsion to return to this thread? 




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:07:06 PM)

no colace is otc......mom used it for years.....its even available generic now too




sirsholly -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:09:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: camille65

Colace is prescription right? (comment removed, something about doctors and..)And for the rest of you!! Do none of you care that you have all contributed to the horrors in my mind now? [:o]Or are you all chuckling evilly in my direction, knowing that I have this weird compulsion to return to this thread? 


*evil chuckle* [:D]




parttimehotty -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:09:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: camille65

Colace is prescription right? (comment removed, something about doctors and..)And for the rest of you!! Do none of you care that you have all contributed to the horrors in my mind now? [:o]Or are you all chuckling evilly in my direction, knowing that I have this weird compulsion to return to this thread? 


Nope, i don't care.  Anyone else???
<hugs>




camille65 -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:10:47 PM)

[sm=lalala.gif] [:)]




sirsholly -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:11:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: camille65

Do none of you care that you have all contributed to the horrors in my mind now? [:o]


*elbows Parttimehotty*
Stop contributing to the horrors of her mind, darnit!

Ok Camille...problem solved.




ghitaPVH -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:11:38 PM)

colace is over the counter, the generic is just as good as the brand name, great stuff, just a stool softner....no cramping or anything, just keeps from having tr strain which aggravates the hemmorroids..




sirsholly -> RE: Can you still have anal sex if you have hemorrhoids? (4/10/2008 12:13:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

no colace is otc......mom used it for years.....its even available generic now too


ya know another name for Colace is You Go Girl!!!

um...sorry....




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