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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 8:55:12 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		hmm...some 56 yr old man just viewed me and said... "you have to be kidding".
didnt say anything else...okay... so i viewed his profile....and it reads:

I/We are looking for 3 sluts....we have enough toys and space for all of you... we will accept only 2..so if you have a friend who is bi...we'd like that.

okay...shouldnt i be the one who says "you have to be kidding"...


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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 8:58:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		ohhh hejira you bes too too funny... *nice new photo btw, the one lil problem is i keep trying to look down the edge and get a sneak peak ... bollocks, can't!

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 8:59:29 PM   
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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 8:59:43 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

hmm...some 56 yr old man just viewed me and said... "you have to be kidding".
didnt say anything else...okay... so i viewed his profile....and it reads:

I/We are looking for 3 sluts....we have enough toys and space for all of you... we will accept only 2..so if you have a friend who is bi...we'd like that.

okay...shouldnt i be the one who says "you have to be kidding"...



Well, I meant to say, are you any good at head?  But I got caught between trolls, happens alot, actually.

Anyways, the three; two; one thing....

Well it's just raining sluts down here at Ron's slut warehouse, and appointments are filling up fast.  Call within the next 30 minutes and we will throw in a free stainless steel dogfood bowl with rubber footies, and a years supply of pisswater.

Ron's Slut Warehouse, right on the corner, right on the price!!! 

< Message edited by mnottertail -- 4/11/2008 9:03:53 PM >

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 10:23:08 PM   
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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 10:24:45 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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why are the good ones already taken or broken?


im not taken or broken.


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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 10:25:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

42 and don't forget your towel.

Complex; innit? 


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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 10:42:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

42 and don't forget your towel.

Complex; innit? 


The only reason I understand anything you write is because I have a fish in my ear.

Celeste





*snort*

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 11:10:03 PM   
CalifChick


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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 11:29:09 PM   
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Is Woody Allen his own father-in-law?

If religion and its application is about instilling moral discipline into people, for the good of the people, why does the Pope look like a KKK member?

Can you, without being accused of discrimination, tell someone that is cross-eyed to look you in the eye when speaking to you?

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 11:38:24 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 11:42:51 PM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		Not only would I smooch thee, I would attach my lips to your tender bits like a dehydrated teen with raspberry slurpee!

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 11:45:04 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

Not only would I smooch thee, I would attach my lips to your tender bits like a dehydrated teen with raspberry slurpee!


ok, I have seriously just puddled.......................

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 11:48:22 PM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		If that got you going, just wait until you hear me singing!

Mind you, the guy that lives downstairs is a singing coach and he tells me all the time that he'd love to get his hands on my vocal chords... Should I take that as a compliment, or was it a polite way for him to inform me he'd like to throttle me?
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
ok, I have seriously just puddled.......................


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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/11/2008 11:57:23 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

If that got you going, just wait until you hear me singing!

Mind you, the guy that lives downstairs is a singing coach and he tells me all the time that he'd love to get his hands on my vocal chords... Should I take that as a compliment, or was it a polite way for him to inform me he'd like to throttle me?
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
ok, I have seriously just puddled.......................



Hmm..I'd take it as an invite for some yummy breath play ;)

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:01:13 AM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		He'd be taking his life into his hands, quite literally. The only person that gets to enjoy the high from oxygen deprivation is my boy lol

Another derailment - why is it that when people flatulate, those farts often sound like cartoon characters either laughing or coughing?

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:04:13 AM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

He'd be taking his life into his hands, quite literally. The only person that gets to enjoy the high from oxygen deprivation is my boy lol

Another derailment - why is it that when people flatulate, those farts often sound like cartoon characters either laughing or coughing?


DAMMIT!!! WARNING LABELS!!!

(did ya check the Derail thread??)

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:09:40 AM   
MissMorrigan


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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:11:02 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:39:05 AM   
KMsAngel


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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

Why are there only four food groups?

Fast
Frozen
Instant
Microwavable

Is Woody Allen his own father-in-law?

If religion and its application is about instilling moral discipline into people, for the good of the people, why does the Pope look like a KKK member?

Can you, without being accused of discrimination, tell someone that is cross-eyed to look you in the eye when speaking to you?


lordy that strikes a chord. i interviewed someone recently that had a lazy eye. i kept wondering what the clients would think when he rocked up to drive them somewhere. but he HAS a drivers license, and a light truck one at that.

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