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can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:03:21 PM

BBWnNC72

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Ok, this one i thought of the other night, LOL, after seeing a rubberpet post, of course, his wickedly demented mind was my muse.

Write a greeting card; wicked, festish, nasty, mean, rude, milk coming out the nose funny, or stomach churning gross.

Here is one i thought was, well, i don't know.

"You have my sympathies on your mothers passing. i sure will miss her purty mouth."

< Message edited by BBWnNC72 -- 4/26/2008 9:05:51 PM >

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:38:25 PM

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Well, here's a try:

For joy I truly hollered
When I heard that you'd been collared.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:40:45 PM

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My eyes with envy misted
When you said that you'd been fisted.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:49:21 PM

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LOL, love that. keep them coming!

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:51:08 PM

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My heart with joy is jigging
At the great news of your figging.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:51:54 PM

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Conversation lagged,
After you were gagged.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:53:06 PM

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My dear, it's just the pits
That your last scene bruised your tits.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:56:11 PM

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May your heart with bliss be jogging
As you thrill to your first flogging.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:58:52 PM

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My heart with pleasure skipped
To hear at last that you'd been whipped.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 9:59:53 PM

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May your first time with a quirt
Bring the very best in hurt.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:01:16 PM

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Congratulations on your clit piercing!

It will take time to heal...And anal makes you squeal.
You don't like to take it in the end...
Perhaps you have a friend?

I think you are dooable. Call me when we can fuck again.

Sincerely,

Domiguy

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:05:36 PM

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quote:

You don't like to take it in the end...
Perhaps you have a friend?

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:08:35 PM

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Dearest friend, I'm oh so blue
To learn your master wasn't twue.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:15:34 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Dearest friend, I'm oh so blue
To learn your master wasn't twue.

lol.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:19:56 PM

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You sure did turn your chap on
When you went and bought a strap-on.

< Message edited by dcnovice -- 4/26/2008 10:26:11 PM >

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:25:39 PM

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My heart sure felt your woe
When you learned your domme was pro.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:29:21 PM

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There's nothing quite as titillating
as words that are humiliating
whether condescending, deprecating
or just quite downright mean;

and so unto you, my licentious whores,
for whom I reserve my most sadistic mores,
I offer to use and abuse to the core
all your holes and the whole of your being.

Love, Daddy

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:31:34 PM

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Dear submissive, we must chat
For I fear you're getting fat.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:32:41 PM

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Ooh, good one, Lumy.

Alas, my brain and myself aren't working tonight... tired...

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/26/2008 10:37:39 PM

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May I share my friendly glee
At your recent CBT?
Though your nuts are bruised and sore,
I suspect you'll soon want more.

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