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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/27/2008 6:54:59 PM

dcnovice

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Roses are red;
Blood drops are too.
That's just a hint
Of what's in store for you.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/27/2008 7:43:00 PM

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happy birthday- yer one year closer to dying, ya old fart!

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/27/2008 7:45:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

Oil can be slippery
but rotten fish will smell...
if you don't like my greeting cards
you can all go to hell!

aaaahhhahhhahhaa! oh god, you all are making me cackle!

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/27/2008 8:47:24 PM

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LOL, you all crack me up.

ok, i know this may sound familar, but here it goes.
Front of card:
Your tits don't hang low, they don't wobble to and fro.
You can't tie them in a knot, you can't tie them in a bow.
You can't throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier,
Yoooouuurr tits don't hang loooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Inside:
Congrats on the tit job.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/27/2008 8:50:21 PM

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Front of card:

Thinking of You.

Inside:
Your pain and suffering i want to ease,
so for You i get down on my knees.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/27/2008 9:14:46 PM

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So i'm a controlling Dom...
what am I gonna let you do about it?

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/27/2008 9:18:30 PM

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Roses are red
Subs black and blue
I am so happy
To be collaring you
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So sorry to hear about your physical therapy
Enjoy the TENS unit while you can!
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Congratualtions on your Marriage
though I dont think they meant for you to take the "Old ball and chain" thing literally...

DV

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/28/2008 3:58:11 PM

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Well, I've been away from this thread for a bit, but I'm back to resume my ode to Hallmark...not that anyone gives a flying crap!

Anyhoo...here we go!

Your love is like a can of soda
it tickles my nose with the fizz
I also love the way your skin glistens
when it's covered in my jizz!

Being married to you for 25 years
should show you I'm no quitter...
I think I deserve a reward,
so bend over so I can shag your shitter!

Happy Silver Anniversary, Darling!

I love it when you lick my balls
and take my cock deep down your throat
But lately, with all that hair on your chin,
it's like I'm being deep-throated by a billy goat!

Your breasts were always a work of art
and they sung such an angelic song,
but since when did your 38D's
turn into a 44 Long?

Fret not, my dear,
and don't you sob...
For your birthday,
I'm giving you a boob job!

Happy Birthday, Honey!

Dearest Mistress, You approached me from across the room
and I admit I was instantly smitten,
But damn I was seriously mistaken
because you're as dominant as a box of declawed kittens!

Now don't get angry with me
you don't have to get pissy...
Besides, you can't blame me
because you swing a flogger like a freakin' sissy!

I had a really great time last night
playing oily, naked Twister.
I have some bad news, though...
I'm leaving you for your sister!

I hope y'all enjoyed these, too.....if not, then you don't know what humor is!

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/28/2008 4:10:47 PM

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Front: I wanted to send you a card to let you know I was thinking about you ...

Inside: ... but I thought it would spoil the surprise to have you buy it, address it, and mail it to yourself.

Handwritten note: Worthless lazy cunt, for not anticipating my desire to send a card to yourself from me, you are released.
Love, your former Dom

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/28/2008 4:54:22 PM

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LOL at the handwritten note.

my contribution (if Goreans exchanged greeting cards):

Front:
<image: star-filled galaxy with an inviting, beautiful green planet in the center of the image (so much like Earth), and three luminous moons in orbit>

Well, on Gor....

Inside:

There is no fucking Gor!

Happy Birthday from one realist to another.

(disclaimer: I appreciate the fun and the serious side of the Gorean Lifestyle very much, its just a joke,)

One more...

Picture a bellydancer motif...

Front:

you've danced the dance

with a sultry air

you've served the kahlana

with style and flair

you've stabled His tarn

without losing a limb

you've even proffered a cup

with a sweetened rim

Inside:

Congratulations on giving a whole new meaning to the term "rim job."

Good luck on your silks test!

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/28/2008 5:47:04 PM

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/28/2008 6:16:55 PM

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 4/28/2008 6:17:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

     COVER          INSIDE

+--------------+----------------+
|              |              |
|    To My     |     Daddy      |
| Darling girl | knows what you |
|              |      did.      |
|              |              |
|              |      YES,      |
|              |   you are in   |
|              |      BIG       |
|              |    TROUBLE.    |
|              |              |
+--------------+----------------+

*gulps and takes a deep breath*

Yep... big, big, BIG trouble.....

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 5/10/2008 9:35:22 AM

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As I crack my whip
Do you bite your lip ?

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 5/10/2008 10:04:13 AM

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Merry Christmas!

You cum guzzling cunt.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 5/10/2008 11:25:03 AM

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That one wins. Twice.

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 5/12/2008 6:44:27 AM

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Your tip is red,
My ass is blue,
Thanks for the beating, Master,
Please allow me to suck you

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RE: can you write a greeting card? - 5/12/2008 7:52:42 AM

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