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lighthearted -> Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:22:14 PM)

it's been a long time since I've seen a thread about favorite euphemisms for sex.  my latest favorite is "snu-snu" (thank you, Futurama), along with the perennial "horizontal bop" and "making bacon"...

so, what's your favorite?




purepleasure -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:33:51 PM)

belly bopping, fucking, riding the wild stallion all work for me.[sm=sex.gif]




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:35:05 PM)

bumpin uglies always made me laugh.... my favorite is Dance the wicked dance (its from a really good book series)




lronitulstahp -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:38:17 PM)

"hittin' skins, knockin' boots, boneing, jumpin' the bones"....all those '90's slang terms from hip-hop 
"Drinking babies"...exclusively for swallowing after bj's




Leatherist -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:42:21 PM)

cornholing. [:D]




DDraigeuraid -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:42:39 PM)

OK, old, bad, and the only Hawaiian I know.  ehyuwannaleime
Dragon (creeps back into the lair.)




lronitulstahp -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:43:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

cornholing. [:D]
[:'(]errm...you ARE sadistic, huh?




Emperor1956 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:43:54 PM)

Boning
Porking
Making the beast with two backs
Screwing

This has all been done before, you know:  http://www.cracked.com/article_15166_best-worst-euphemisms-sex.html
"Riding the bologna pony"??

E.

Edited to add:  Cornholing is NOT penis/vagina sex....sheeesh...its a venerable term for anal.   And, oddly enough, a term for a kid's beanbag game in the western and southern suburbs of Chicago.  Wife still gets the giggles when I read her something like "And St. Anthony's of the Lake will have its winter carnival.  Come see if you can beat Father Emil at cornholing!"

E.




Leatherist -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:45:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

cornholing. [:D]
[:'(]errm...you ARE sadistic, huh?


Moi? [;)]




lighthearted -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:48:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

This has all been done before, you know:  http://www.cracked.com/article_15166_best-worst-euphemisms-sex.html



well, yes, I think I kind of said that in my OP [:D]...although I realize this isn't cracked.com

edited because I also realize I can't spell...




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 8:48:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956


Come see if you can beat Father Emil at cornholing!"

E.

You fantastic bastard, you made me fall off my chair




cjan -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/3/2008 9:24:50 PM)

horizontal mambo
the humpty dance




Level -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 3:19:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lighthearted

it's been a long time since I've seen a thread about favorite euphemisms for sex.  my latest favorite is "snu-snu" (thank you, Futurama), along with the perennial "horizontal bop" and "making bacon"...

so, what's your favorite?


Dippin' a line.
 
Oh, what a dirty mind to start such a thread, no wonder I like you so much.....[8D]




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 5:27:21 AM)

dancing between the sheets

after hitting first, second and third base ...then you slide towards home




rubberpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 5:55:56 AM)

I always liked when Mistress would "ride the wild Elmo".

I'm kinda partial to "fo-shizzling my schnitzle", "making Lil' Johnny projectile vomit", and "doing the banzai bunny", too.




kittinSol -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 6:07:21 AM)

Faire l'amour.
Et la tendresse, bordel?
Se connaitre bibliquement.




batshalom -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 6:27:51 AM)

getting The Goodness!




rubberpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 6:28:17 AM)

Tickle the pickle?
Flutter my putter?

Getting old school on this one...
Doing the hanky panky!!!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 6:31:22 AM)

Time to make the Donuts!




rubberpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 6:44:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Time to make the Donuts!


Damn, girl...now I'm hungry for donut holes! [:D]  Are they cream filled?




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