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kittinSol -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 8:29:13 PM)

That's cute :-) . Babe! I haven't even thought of macrame in like, twenty five years years or something! Remember when they'd hang pot plants in them? It was the height of interior decoration.

Fuck, now I feel old [&o] .

Oh well, not old enough not to fuck [8D] .




domahpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 8:33:34 PM)

LMAO kittin!
my mom had a macrame business,
i remember all that and more than you could imagine!
if it could be imagined, she could macrame it!




kittinSol -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 8:37:11 PM)

Cool. I always admire people who can make beautiful things with their hands... Could she make a king size hammock [8D] ?




Arrrchibald -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 8:45:32 PM)

Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 9:24:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted

it's been a long time since I've seen a thread about favorite euphemisms for sex.  my latest favorite is "snu-snu" (thank you, Futurama)...


Ah, snu-snu!  Lol, mine too!




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 9:32:25 PM)

i call it "some" and "more" as in i want "some" and i want "more". lol
and when that doesn't work, i straight out say "i want to fuck"




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 10:18:04 PM)

Charming the Snake
Makin batter
Movin Furnature (From my ex, cause we always moved her bed, or couch or whichever :P)




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 10:51:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Edited to add:  Cornholing is NOT penis/vagina sex....sheeesh...its a venerable term for anal.   And, oddly enough, a term for a kid's beanbag game in the western and southern suburbs of Chicago.  Wife still gets the giggles when I read her something like "And St. Anthony's of the Lake will have its winter carnival.  Come see if you can beat Father Emil at cornholing!"

E.


Apparently it's an everywhere-but-here nickname.  I have a friend from Ohio who mentioned that she was cornholing at a party she went to, and you should have seen the look our Indiana faces.  "But... but... it was that kind of party and you didn't invite us?!"  It took quite a while, lots of explaining and a ton of giggling to finally sort out what she meant.  Whoever came up with that one was either truly an innocent or my new best friend.  One or the other.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 10:52:13 PM)

Scrog was the favorite of my ex-roommate.
For me, shag gets the most use when I'm trying not to drop f-bombs.
My all time favorite has to be tupping. 
(Even now an old black ram is tupping your white ewe. ~ Othello)




TJsCheekypet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/5/2008 3:25:43 AM)

In Kentucky we used to say bonking, yet here in the UK ive heard it called boinking...either way yer just 'doin the do' [:D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/5/2008 4:28:29 AM)

Hide the salami
Riding the white pony
Laying pipe

...and for the girls, "grinding gash"
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It was boinking in Michigan (circa 1970s)




KMsAngel -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/5/2008 4:40:54 AM)

showing your age there rs [;)]




CreativeDominant -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/5/2008 7:50:49 AM)

Growing up in the late 60's-early 70's, it was "finding your groove" or "waxing the skin surfboard".
I like "shaggin'", "dippin' the candlewick" and on those occasions when the ums were around, "we need to have a quiet discussion tonight".




HouseWulf -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/5/2008 10:09:15 AM)

Playing Tiger (that's where she lays on the floor, rolls around and growls and then I throw the meat to her).




hejira92 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/5/2008 12:28:05 PM)

Just remembered this one:
 
The oldest um was 2 1/2 or 3 and walked in on us. "Can I do naked hugging, too?"




CreativeDominant -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/6/2008 7:08:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

Just remembered this one:
 
The oldest um was 2 1/2 or 3 and walked in on us. "Can I do naked hugging, too?"


~chuckles~...I like that.




rubberpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/6/2008 9:18:00 PM)

I always enjoyed it when I got to "sink the pink". [8|]




KMsAngel -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/7/2008 3:24:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Growing up in the late 60's-early 70's, it was "finding your groove" or "waxing the skin surfboard".
I like "shaggin'", "dippin' the candlewick" and on those occasions when the ums were around, "we need to have a quiet discussion tonight".


wow. *rummages around* here, have a knitted afghan, slippers and a cardigan - such a venerable man you are, cd!

[sm=hippie.gif]

btw, shaggin = [sm=gaah.gif]




mercifulsiren -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/7/2008 2:24:25 PM)

here are some of my favorites
1. shagging
2. knocking boots
3. doing some rack p.t.
4. naked mamboo
5. doing the laundry.....that is what we say when the little one is in the room




ResidentSadist -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/7/2008 2:45:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
showing your age there rs

I though I cleverly hid my age by failing to mention:

”Watching the submarine races”




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