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christine1 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 6:48:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 "Riding the bologna pony"?? E. ~perks~ lol, did someone say balogna?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 6:50:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Time to make the Donuts! Damn, girl...now I'm hungry for donut holes! [:D] Are they cream filled? yes and sometimes filled with Cherry Jam

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 6:53:11 AM)
Have you ever noticed that some can make anything sound filthy dirty and oh so lewd? yesterday, Cjan told me that he would "sauce my noodles" anytime. I thought we were taking about Pasta but ooooooh!

Twstdkinkerbell -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:00:45 AM)
Doin' it Booty call Gettin' some Bumpin' ulgys

rubberpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:05:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Have you ever noticed that some can make anything sound filthy dirty and oh so lewd? yesterday, Cjan told me that he would "sauce my noodles" anytime. I thought we were taking about Pasta but ooooooh! Some of us have that gift. I've told Mistress that I'd happily "shiver Her timbers and rotate Her barnacles" anyday! Others I've used in the past are: Talkin' to Woody Walkin' the Plank Tappin' That Ass Doin' the Boingy Boingy Surfin' the Salami

Lynnxz -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:54:53 AM)
My ex and I always said "Scrumping"

hejira92 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:55:02 AM)
Playing Scrabble (Created when my older son -17- told my younger son -14- why my door was locked the other night when Master was here. Quickly becoming a family favorite.)

MsStarlett -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:56:02 AM)
One of my old friends called it "Let's play Bury the Water Heater. " Unique. I like unusual things.

rubberpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 8:00:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Playing Scrabble (Created when my older son -17- told my younger son -14- why my door was locked the other night when Master was here. Quickly becoming a family favorite.) When I was dating an ex-, her son wanted to know the same thing as to why his mommy's door was closed when I slept over. I told him I was doing her taxes and she was being audited! LOL

cjan -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 11:33:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Have you ever noticed that some can make anything sound filthy dirty and oh so lewd? yesterday, Cjan told me that he would "sauce my noodles" anytime. I thought we were taking about Pasta but ooooooh! I dunno what else you could have thought, dear. As you say, we were discussing cooking and baking. Some folks just have dirty, naughty minds.

TJsCheekypet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 11:38:21 AM)
bonking. (damn the 80's were great!)

hejira92 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 2:21:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TJsCheekypet bonking. (damn the 80's were great!) And here I thought it was boinking....

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 2:26:14 PM)
Horizontal Hokey Pokey. Mattress Test Pilot Certification

hejira92 -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 2:31:29 PM)
Another Bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For Makin' Whoopie Old fashioned, yes, but a classic.

curvyslavegirl -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 2:33:07 PM)
strangely enough i performed that song at a murder mystery party last night.

rubberpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 4:04:19 PM)
Since I'm Irish, I'd love it if Mistress would "shellac my shillelagh"!!! [sm=sex.gif] Hey, She's Irish, too!!! Maybe She could "snag me pot 'o gold"! "Care for MY lucky charms"?

PanthersMom -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:15:56 PM)
we have young ones in the house, so it's referred to as "quality time" an "adult discussion" or "date night". personally i prefer "skin surfing", "hide the salami" or "aerobic exercise"........ all that heavy breathing, yanno! PM

SteelofUtah -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:22:53 PM)
Ahem ::Clears Throat:: The Beast with two backs Bumpin uglies while doin the Horizontal Hokey Pokey. Thank you Also fun to use Inspecting her Cervex Splunking Yoodelin in the Valley Climbin Mount (Enter girls name here) Polishing the Silverware Humping the Sweet Canal Not so Obvious Poping a Beta in the VCR Waxing Misty Taking my time cleaning my room (My room was never clean and I never spent long cleaning it, Mom always fell for it anyway) Programing the Remote control Calling Simon (Don't ask ..... ahh fuck-it I had sex with my friends sister in his room and I said it took so long cause I was calling Simon.) Thank you again Steel

kittinSol -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:29:38 PM)
Executive stress relief.

domahpet -> RE: Doing the nasty (5/4/2008 7:51:31 PM)
< used to macramre, even had a ''how to macrame book'' we'd pass so the ums wouldnt know what was up ;) "hey babe? wanna show me how to do those knots again? ;)"

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