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pahunkboy -> Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 5:35:15 AM)
eye candy is in season. enuff to drive one wild. What goes thru your mind when you see an awesome looking person on the street. Do you say it to the person. Are you scared that if you layed him or her- it would not be what you want. or the he/she would want your stuff [assets or control you] Are there moments you connect with a gaze and how would you approach the person? we all look at something. OH are you skilled at looking w/o looking? most of all- how do you zero in for the kill? ??

LadyEllen -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 5:40:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy What goes thru your mind when you see an awesome looking person on the street. I usually wonder, why someone placed a mirror there? E

Rule -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 6:03:19 AM)
lol. Vain you. But you do are pretty.

LadyEllen -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 6:55:26 AM)
well thank you Rule! Perhaps you need to get out more? Or as the advert says, you should have gone to Specsavers!? E

celticlord2112 -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 7:11:49 AM)
quote: What goes thru your mind when you see an awesome looking person on the street. Do you say it to the person. What goes through my mind (and mouth) when I see a hot woman walking down the street? "Good job, God!"

DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 8:22:07 AM)
What goes through my mind? Thats easy - strategies on how to make the move. You dont do "the staring thing" cause thats creepy. Ideally you just wait and opportunity will arise. My ex-wife I found when she stumbled and dropped her luggage and purse in Buffalo/Niagra airport... Just move in an help her gather her things and offer a kindly - Where are you parked? Ill give you a hand.... OR you could see an adoreable little store clerk trying to hoist a case of soda up to the top shelf when you mosey your strong 6'4" self over there to lend a hand... It is especially easy to pick up the young beauties when their boyfriends act like assholes, sit in an open air cafe long enough and some young buck with a beauty will frig things up by arguing with her about money, making her carry 300 pounds of stuff to the beach while he carries a beer bottle, checking out a pair of tits in a bikini too obviously etc and then send over a drink or walk by with some kind words.... Before you know it shell be leaving with you... Keep in mind its a numbers game - you might get shot down 99 times but that 100th will wake up beside you...Keep a posotive attitude and outlook and consider this - Im 40 years old right now and today, somewhere in the world a gorgeous blonde was born who will be sucking my dick in 18, 19, or 20 years.... LOL

kittinSol -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 8:59:31 AM)
Oh dear... you really do have a whole pick-up strategy going, don't you. How creepy [:(] .

pahunkboy -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:03:28 AM)
actually I find his reply interesting.

Aynne -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:06:56 AM)
Kittin! I just read that mess and was going to walk away..but..come on. Somewhere right now a girl is being born that will suck his dick in 18 years? Stop, that is just frigging priceless. Well, it certainly explains his posts on the political board. Sheesh.......

kittinSol -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:08:18 AM)
Creepy is interesting sometimes [:D] - mind you, what the Flying Picket wrote there is nothing new. Read it all before.

DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:09:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Oh dear... you really do have a whole pick-up strategy going, don't you. How creepy [:(] . All men do! Some are just better at it than others.... Walking up to random women and mumbling "Duh, yer purdy" is about as ineffective as "the Meigs approach" from Silence of the Lambs. You need an ice breaker and a conversation starter and its timing, timing, timining. Much like sales.... In effect, thats what you are doing - selling them on the idea of joining you for coffee, dinner, boat ride, airplane flight, movie, horizontal mambo, etc.....

kittinSol -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:09:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne Somewhere right now a girl is being born that will suck his dick in 18 years? It was a lovely thought, wasn't it [&:] ?

divi -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:10:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne Kittin! I just read that mess and was going to walk away..but..come on. Somewhere right now a girl is being born that will suck his dick in 18 years? Stop, that is just frigging priceless. Well, it certainly explains his posts on the political board. Sheesh....... lol that is pretty funny

kittinSol -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:11:47 AM)
Do you think that women are fooled by your attempts at not seeming creepy [sm=biggrin.gif]? They may want to get laid and let you go ahead with your beautiful courting technique, but they can read you like a book. Mate.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:12:48 AM)
I know I have perfected the art of enjoying the scenery without getting caught. I love working retail, someone good looking is there and I am encouraged to go ask if they need help finding something. Granted, this was alot more amusing when I was still looking, but now when the younger girls and the gay guys are twittering about a good looking guy in the store, I have no issue walking up and asking if they need help. DV

DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:19:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Do you think that women are fooled by your attempts at not seeming creepy [sm=biggrin.gif]? They may want to get laid and let you go ahead with your beautiful courting technique, but they can read you like a book. Mate. No I dont think they are fooled, nor am I trying to fool them. There is nothing creepy about choosing your moment. Walking up to random women on the streeet and mumbling Duh yer awful purdy will result in either a "fuck off" or at best a "thank you, I know". Walking up to that chick who just had an argument with her asshole boyfriend and saying "this is none of my business but you dont deserve that and can do better" will result in her venting... a few well chosen jokes and you have some laughter going, her mood is improved, you go to another place (before asshole BF comes back and apologizes) then you have a nice day.... No fooling and theres nothing creepy about capitlaizing on someone elses mistake. Thats how fighter pilots win battles... The other guy fucks up, you take the opportunity and splash him.

Leatherist -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:21:39 AM)
Or she figures out the game, and nails you as an amoral opportunist-game over.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:26:37 AM)
Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? no..i scare them...

Aynne -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:28:17 AM)
Well kittin, like the man said, it's like sales. But if that is what he is selling, who the hell is buying?! Caveat emptor..[8\|] way to woo the ladies.. quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne Somewhere right now a girl is being born that will suck his dick in 18 years? It was a lovely thought, wasn't it [&:] ?

DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/8/2008 9:28:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Leatherist Or she figures out the game, and nails you as an amoral opportunist-game over. Absolutely! Nobody has a 100% close rate. To quoute Kenny Rogers You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away and know when to run". But if you dont suceed - try again. Case in point, I once had a drink thrown on me... I laughed it off, come up with an appropriately witty response, and took the waitress home who was better looking than the woman I approached in the first place. There is always a Plan B... As I said, today one is being born who will be available in 18 years..... I have time.... I can log six more divorces before shes ready, willing, and legal LOL

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