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RealityLicks -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 5:03:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomAviator Ever dropped bombs on Saddam Husseins fucking house? I have. I just dont need to prove my masculinity by beating the fucking snot out of some kid with a wild hair having a temper tantrum... Which of Saddam's many houses was this and was it occupied and defended? If so, what sort of opposition did you have to face? Do you love the smell of napalm in the morning?

pahunkboy -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 5:35:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RealityLicks quote: ORIGINAL: DomAviator Ever dropped bombs on Saddam Husseins fucking house? I have. I just dont need to prove my masculinity by beating the fucking snot out of some kid with a wild hair having a temper tantrum... Which of Saddam's many houses was this and was it occupied and defended? If so, what sort of opposition did you have to face? Do you love the smell of napalm in the morning? never heard of him.

kittinSol -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 5:39:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy never heard of him. [sm=biggrin.gif]

RealityLicks -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 6:20:00 AM)
PA, you wag!

girlygurl -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 6:28:45 AM)
A good looking man (or woman) is like fine art, I can stand back and admire him/her for hours. [:)] girly

Raechard -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 12:18:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomAviator Ill be blunt... If they can get a better deal why not take it? Ok as for my "move in to pick up the pieces" approach.... If some cheap bastard is bitching and throwing a temper tantrum because his girlfriend wants to go on the $14 Duck tour in Galveston and instead he wants to make her watch him play pool all day while shes bored out of her mind well then fuck him. If she strikes my fancy Ill take her, and while Im at it once were done with the duck tour well go on the horse drawn carriage ride, take the ghost tour, and hop in my Vette or Eddie Bauer and head to Kemah to go out on the Beast and the Boardwalk too! If he doesnt want to make her happy, then someone else will. There is no reason some gorgeous little 19 year old hottie needs to take shit and put out in the back seat of an 87 Camaro for a bottle of Miller Lite and a half a Whattaburger! Ok at least here in Texas - some of the guys need to learn that Gilleys is long closed, Urban Cowboy is from a bygone era and the Bud and Sissy approach no longer works. "I apologize clear back to the first time I done hit ya sisssy now shut up and watch me ride this here bull" no longer flies... Im not dragging them off by the hair kicking and screaming, they go cause they want to. Not because Im "the lesser of two evils" but because they see a better deal when it comes along. You'd be amazed how many beautiful women are treated like shit and not listened to. Listening and actually giving a shit of what they say goes a long way. Doing things they want to do goes a long way. Sitting through the chick flick instead of the slice and dice slasher flick goes a long way. I can catch the horror flick next week for a buck at the Nasa Dollar 8 some afternoon when the weather is below VFR minimums so my schedule is canceled. The hot chick is a "act now" deal and as the saying goes "Carpe Diem" You sound perfect so why are you alone and how did your last relationship come to an end? Why do you need to be constantly on the lookout for a new one? There is something wrong with your approach and maybe there is some middle ground to be found between my conservative approach and your low standards. Out of curiosity what is the longest relationship you have had and do you ever tire of paying out money to keep them interested in you because I can think of a far cheaper option if all you are looking for is sex with teenage girls.

subtee -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 12:44:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomAviator "rusty crusty chili mouthed American pig squid ape" OMG...the tears are streaming down my face...can't...breathe

DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 1:02:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard You sound perfect so why are you alone and how did your last relationship come to an end? Why do you need to be constantly on the lookout for a new one? There is something wrong with your approach and maybe there is some middle ground to be found between my conservative approach and your low standards. Out of curiosity what is the longest relationship you have had and do you ever tire of paying out money to keep them interested in you because I can think of a far cheaper option if all you are looking for is sex with teenage girls. I am not "alone" I am shopping / evaluating options. As for how my last relationship came to an end - I divorced my ex-wife because I could no longer stand her. She was a teacher and was completely OCD and that didnt suit my personality type. I was only partially kidding when I quipped previously that she had a six page procedure to piss - she literally did have a multipage written lesson plan to walk her class to lunch and one for taking the class on a restroom break. She bitched about pictures in the house being "tilted" until I literally bought a fucking laser transit to show her they were fine and thus shut her up. Stopping to get a cold soda at a convenience store on the way to the beach wasn't on her computer printed itinerary and sent her off kilter. It was a matter of divorce her or strangle her and divorce was the more gentle and legal option. As for my last "non married" relationship - I broke it off with her because while she was incredibly gorgeous and unbelieveably sweet she was painfully stupid and I realized she wasn't a partner she was a pet. The woman asked a sommelier if he had any Boone. I took her out for a lobster dinner and she said "God damn thats the biggest mudbug I ever saw" (Mudbug is texas for crawfish) and sucked the head. She tipped an airline Captain! She wrote a college paper about the importance of the US Constitution in which she got it mixed up with the USS Constitution and she went on to explain how its important because it leads "water parades".... We are still friendly, and I think shes a great person but there was just no future in it and there was no point leading her on and using her for sex because the relationship couldnt go anyplace . As for do I ever get tired paying out money - nope! I like to have fun and having fun means spending money. Thats what drives the economy. I'd rather drop the price of two tickets than to go alone, or to buy two dinners than to cook, etc. There is no such thing as free pussy... You pay for it one way or another even if youre married - as I have been twice. (In fact, the "free" pussy costs more! ) But to answer your obviously sarcastic question - nope I dont care about spending money. Im comfortable, and once the bills are paid, whats left is disposable income for buying toys, having fun, and enjoying life. I wont be able to spend it in the box so Im going to enjoy it while I can - with anyone who strikes me as fun to be with.

kittinSol -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 1:04:30 PM)
We hear you - you are perfect and your ex-wife was not. Now... why did you marry her in the first place again [8\|] ?

DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 1:31:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol We hear you - you are perfect and your ex-wife was not. Now... why did you marry her in the first place again [8\|] ? Im not perfect, I am happy go lucky and dont sweat the small shit. I have enough regimentation and strict adherence to procedure at work. I dont want to come home and use a fucking checklist to water the plants. That doesnt make Laura bad that she does... It just made us incompatible. I married her because I mistakenly assumed there would be a happy middle. I understood her lesson plans and regimentation in her professional life. In mine I still use checklists each and every time to do things Ive done literally 10,000 times before. I just didnt realize that her obsession carried over to EVERYTHING. We didnt live together before we married (HUGE MISTAKE) so I didnt realize she would go into hysterics when the paperboy missed the porch or if god forbid the red panties wound up in the wash because ITS THURSDAY AND SHE ALWAYS WEARS THEM ON THURSDAY!!!!!! Somewhere out there, there is someone ideally suited for Laura who will gladly provide the structure she needs to thrive and who will sit around measuring pictures to ensure they didnt tilt during the night due to some undetected seismic activity . That someone just wasnt me and Im sure my "fuck it lets go somewhere" approach to life annoyed her as much as she annoyed me. (Actually, if you ever saw that TV show "Monk" I think they would be great together! LOL)

steffie -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/13/2008 6:52:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy What goes thru your mind when you see an awesome looking person on the street. No one is attractive to me, until they open their mouth. They could look like like a fashion model - but when they open their mouth they could sound like Goofy. So i withhold any sort of impression about anyone, until we've had a conversation. Can't begin to tell you the number of men and women i've met who on first glance might have looked attractive, only to turn out to be losers, users, dope fiends, manic-depressive, or under a restraining order. Remember Jeffrey Dahlmer? He wasn't a bad looking man. Same with Tawny Kitaen. Attractive at one time. Wacko now. Imagine if you had gotten involved with either of them soley based on their looks. You might be dead.

SleepyDom -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/14/2008 9:25:39 PM)
Yea, good looking people scare me. When I see them, I immediately go hide somewhere. That's why I don't have mirrors in my house. I once saw myself and since I'm so extremely good looking, I was scared to death. I hid under the bed for two hours.

QuietlySeeking -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/16/2008 6:49:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard You sound perfect so why are you alone and how did your last relationship come to an end? Why do you need to be constantly on the lookout for a new one? There is something wrong with your approach and maybe there is some middle ground to be found between my conservative approach and your low standards. Out of curiosity what is the longest relationship you have had and do you ever tire of paying out money to keep them interested in you because I can think of a far cheaper option if all you are looking for is sex with teenage girls. I find it amusing that men who are transparent about who they are, what their goals are, and what tactics they use are called a number of derogatory names and have their relationships called into question, while women who do the same thing have a nice neat little word to describe the same traits: feminist.

DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/16/2008 8:14:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking I find it amusing that men who are transparent about who they are, what their goals are, and what tactics they use are called a number of derogatory names and have their relationships called into question, while women who do the same thing have a nice neat little word to describe the same traits: feminist. Quietly, I concur. What I find equally amusing though is how some men - who think themselves Dominants - know so little about the true nature of women that they assume they are these feeble minded little creatures who can be led astray and taken advantage of by the likes of me... How 1830's to think that women don't like dating, sex, and all that goes with it as much as we guys do... One has to ask how can they dominate what they do not understand and if they are indeed being served by a sub how damaged and lacking in self esteem must that sub be? To use an analogy from the animal kingdom - the people who handle cobras barehanded such as the late Steve Irwin amaze me. However, its not too impressive if somebody is handling an old blind snake at the end of its lifespan who has had its venom glands removed and fangs pulled... LOL The ability not to get bucked off the pony at the petting zoo does not a cowboy make LOL. Now hop on a young mustang filly, and if ya can ride then you've got some talent... [:D]

subtee -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/16/2008 10:28:48 AM)
So, this is a diatribe against the AGED submissives? And a man who is a Dominant to these aged submissives is not a cowboy, not a "crocodile hunter"; if indeed he is being served she is, naturally then, "damaged" and without self esteem? [Just wanting to be sure the addled and dying tissues of my brain are understanding you correctly.]

DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/16/2008 10:38:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee So, this is a diatribe against the AGED submissives? And a man who is a Dominant to these aged submissives is not a cowboy, not a "crocodile hunter"; if indeed he is being served she is, naturally then, "damaged" and without self esteem? [Just wanting to be sure the addled and dying tissues of my brain are understanding you correctly.] Not at all. Its an observation about how people who dont understand women and hold to the 1800's belief that they are helpless brainless creatures who dont want to play just as much as the guy does couldnt possibly be truly dominant over anyone of substance. How can you dominate what you dont understand? Nothing at all to do about a subs chronological age so much as a dom pushing around someone who has a broken spirit and no self esteem or spunk left. To expand my anology a mature cobra is more deadly than a young one - more experience, bigger fangs, more venom... The woman I pick up get picked up because they want to be not because they are helpless "prey" as some implied. Whats more, I think a lot of doms forget (or never knew) that its actually the sub who holds the power. The sub chooses who to serve, they arent whacked over the head with a club and dragged off. How many subs with a brain and a smidgeon of self esteem will respond to the ubiquitous "I am MASTER on your knees bitch" first e-mails so commonplace here...

pahunkboy -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/16/2008 12:05:09 PM)
Its true, fun cost money. On doma's ex, I have seen that. "if you love me, you will jump when I say jump" -- I seen a socialworker ply her trade to a guy whom obeyed for maybe 20 years. He came to be miserable. He came to regret his life. If crooked pictures are the ladies worst problem, then she dont get out much. I dont beleive Doma is out of line on this thread. I asked about this topic. He is only posting what many would never admit. Even if you deplore it, IMO this is how I learn. Tho a curious mind has got me in trouble many MANY times! Even when I die, I think there will be an incident at the funeral. Thats my life.

Justme696 -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/16/2008 12:06:41 PM)
good looking people don't scare me..unless they show they are attractive..and just keep talking about it. no that is not scary...but irritating :P

subtee -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/16/2008 12:11:38 PM)
Oh. I thought you were being a "rusty crusty chili mouthed american squid ape," 'cause I know you like them extra youthful...

Justme696 -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/16/2008 12:13:42 PM)
quote: How many subs with a brain and a smidgeon of self esteem will respond to the ubiquitous "I am MASTER on your knees bitch" first e-mails so commonplace here... every one has their weak moments when horny....

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