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DomAviator -> RE: Good lookin men/woman scare u ?? (5/17/2008 7:01:06 AM)
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy
Welllllllllllllllllllll! I for one cant tell if your sentences in the post even geometric, or horizontallly level, scewed, or otherwise unbalanced ?? hehehe :-D
The uniform thing is true. To a lesser extent on woman too. [nurses and french maids]
I am the cleaning staff and the garden staff of my house. It must be nice to afford to hire out. Tho I am lucky- as many would want...to be out of a noisey apartment dump.
For anyone wanting a uniform- thrift stores-ebay- you can find em. scrubs are for both sexes, gosh- I had bought a park ranger uniform, but never used it. LOL bad me.
Actually, due to the Mexican dayworker situation / undocumented worker situation here in Texas its amazingly affordable to get thing done. My cleaning lady is $25 my dog shit guy is $5 a week.
You know thats what pisses me off about people who say "the economy sucks, theres no opportunity, you cant get ahead" Here is a guy who came from Mexico with nothing ok and for $5 a week he is willing to pick up all the dog shit in my yard? Fuck yes of course Ill hire him. For me its WELL worth a five dollar bill not to have to deal with 7 days worth of labrador landmines! Now I did the math It takes him 5 minutes to do my yard, and he has like 5 other clients on my street. So he comes to my street for a half hour, walks off with $30 + (Im not sure exactly its $5 for the first dog and like $2 for addl dogs so some people pay more than $5.) Then he goes to the next block to service his clients there. Figure with travel time etc he picks up shit for 3/4 of each hour... He does this five days a week youre looking at roughly $90,000 gross. Some business cards, beat up old car , latex gloves trash bags etc - even at a 50% margin the guy is pulling in $45K a year because hes willing to do something nobody wants to do... So maybe they should have the welfare office pass out latex gloves and trashbags to those who "cant find work" in todays economy. LOL
As for the uniform thing - I offer a serious caution. If used as a role playing bedroom toy thats fine but DO NOT buy certain uniforms to wear in public as a chick pick up aid. For example it is a FEDERAL OFFENSE to wear a United States Military uniform. even in the movies, the insignia is slightly wrong to cover the actors. If you are walking through an airport in a pilot's uniform you damn well better have an airman's certificate in your pocket and a security badge from the airport system or you will have an unpleasant conversation with the TSA. You mentioned the "Park Ranger" uniform... In Texas park rangers are police officers. (Not "Texas Rangers" which are like an elite branch of the DPS but police officers from the Texas Parks Commission.) Hence, if you wear that park ranger uniform in public you better have ID and a police officers commission or you will get prison time for impersonating a police officer. (In Texas you dont even have to wear it, just posess it!)
Even some things that guys may use to pick up chicks - like the common NAVY SEALS baseball cap or T-Shirt... If you walk into the wrong bar wearing one of those, you damn well better have your challenge coin, BUDS class number, and swim buddys name or they will beat you half to death. My dad wasnt a SEAL - he was a fleet diver, SeaBee UCT diver and eventually EOD diving Master Chief... I remember being about 10 years old in a bar with him (30 years ago they let kids in bars with their dads). There was some guy posing as a Navy diver to get a little ass and the real ones in the bar held him down on the pool table and started breaking bones.
Use uniforms as a play aid in private but dont go out in public with anything that might get you fucked over badly. For the women as an example, a hooters girl uniform you bought on Ebay or a set of medical scrubs wont cause you grief - but a dressing up as a flight attendant, a cop, or Col McKenzie from JAG will get you grief galore.
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