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Griswold -> I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:04:58 PM)

I've determined I can't take care of myself.

I'm going to kill myself without a woman to straighten me out.

I haven't actually decided exactly how I'm going to kill myself...I think that's kind of "after the fact" kind of stuff....I have some books on the subject....(none of which, I'd like to add, are in the slightest interesting).  It certainly won't involve anything sharp.

But I do know I can't do it...(take care of myself, that is)...I can't do it.

I'm not kidding anyone in saying this....I don't know how.

I can make killer money, that's easy....but I'm a mess as to myself.

I'll just be over here---------->>>> (wondering how to make sense of all this).



lilabbotsfordgrl -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:06:18 PM)

Dude, if this is a joke, it sucks.  If you're serious, get help immediately.




Leatherist -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:06:42 PM)

dehydrate while looking at pornography?
 
Just trying to be helpful! [:D]



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:07:46 PM)

ok gris...ya need another beer...or a bottle of viagra.



GreedyTop -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:08:49 PM)

*hugs* Gris... need an ear? feel free to reach out on the other side, hon....



bookworm966 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:09:22 PM)

If you're serious, a woman cant 'straighten you out'.  There's something deeper than any woman can fix.  Unless she is a qualified psychiatrist or therapist. 



KCherry -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:09:39 PM)

*Huggles* I am not good at words of encouragement but if you ever need to talk I will give it a go. 



CalifChick -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:10:18 PM)

Gris honey, we know you can't take care of yourself, and YOU know you can't take care of yourself.  Your first step on the slippery slope was when you got cable/satellite/whatever it was you got.

Now come rest your tired head on my plushy bosom and close your eyes and everything will be okay.

Cali



camille65 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:10:44 PM)

cmail. Yes you can keep doing it, please just decide to make that choice? To keep doing it.Please.You made me cry Gris.



frazzle121 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:12:48 PM)

Get off the computer and find a life.  Oh and if this is meant as a joke, it just back fired.

Some people have genuine problems, dont belittle them.



tsatske -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:13:35 PM)

I could be wrong, but i don't think Gris meant, 'I'm going to kill myself' in the depressed or goth kind of way, more in the, 'I just burned my hand trying to heat soup! I can't figure out how to pour myself a flipping soda pop! What - I'm out of toilet paper? how can that be? ' kind of way - as in, without a chick around to take care of him, he is going to die of benighn and unintended self neglect.
unfortunatly, I'm owned, but Gris is a sweet guy, surely some pretty young thing will rush to His rescue, yes?



batshalom -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:13:56 PM)

You mean kill yourself by doing things like eating soup out of a can, or kill yourself trying to figure out how to iron, or kill yourself by refusing to stop to ask for directions and drive off something that drops off suddenly? If all ya need is a woman, Gris, there are plenty of us around here, and some of us are even service-types.



camille65 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:15:15 PM)

I ran out of toilet paper yesterday.Well....... I could 'see' it but not reach it, the package was 6 feet away on the other side of the bathroom.Terribly frustrating when you can't reach the Charmin.



CalifChick -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:16:57 PM)

Ya know Gris, if you're making killer money, you can hire a personal assistant to keep your, uh, personal self all taken care of.

Cali



Kalista07 -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:19:00 PM)

edit to just be disgusted...Nothing to see here folks...Move along



Zensee -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:20:43 PM)

Can I have your stuff?


Z.



lronitulstahp -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:21:39 PM)

       Gris...i'm working on bringing out my inner Domme...the bossy chick i am at work HAS to be able to show up in bed.  If you could wait maybe a few months, i'm sure i could get you in line.  i'm always mistaken for a Domme at any kink event anyway...black boots and bustiers apparently mean something in this community.  Hey I'll do away with the lower cased i's, a Domme friend told me they're internet bullshit anyway[;)]...How about you be my first strap-on victim?  Gwyn and Greedy will tell me where to get the best stuff.  Come to Florida, the three of us will take turns breaking you, and then we can invite cjan over and get the party going!  More and more this is starting to sound like a pretty good idea....

       Edited...because i want you to know i have lived through suicide attempts and successful suicides of those i love dearly...it hurts like hell...it can never be so bad that you have nothing to live for...i truly believe G-d has not given us the spirit of fear...you have to just face the issue and decide to overcome....HUGS to you!!!!!



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:22:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Zensee

Can I have your stuff?


Z.



how do you know his penis is bigger?  (sorry...you said stuff....)



Griswold -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:24:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

dehydrate while looking at pornography?
 
Just trying to be helpful! [:D]


(This could work).



Zensee -> RE: I can't do it.... (5/8/2008 5:25:57 PM)

Whatever the size a spare is always handy... (sorry, I said HANDY! - *snort*)

I meant more like all the stuff that killer money can buy.


Z.



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