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ORIGINAL: Owner59 This is a great example of why teachers should get tenure and why they need unions to protect them from the loons. This is probably the most absurd socialist drivel I have yet heard. First of all teachers shouldnt have unions AT ALL. They are college graduate PROFESSIONALS and as such should be professional exempt. If a teacher needs a freaking union to protect his or her rights then they are too stupid to be in the classroom teaching others. Unions stem from a day when few could read or write, few knew their rights, and the workers were being exploited by the Andrew Carnegies of the world. If a college graduate cant learn their own employment rights and labor laws hey are beyond hope... Secondly, tenure is BEYOND STUPID. There should NEVER be a job in which it is almost impossible to fire you regardless of performance just because youve been there. Shit, hes been a surgeon at this hospital for 10 years hes tenured who cares if his patients have an 80% mortality rate!!! Oh no we dont need to sim check that airline captain every six months - he has tenure! Why yeah that engineer has been here since there were vacuum tubes and wouldnt know an IC if one was in his anus but by god hes got tenure. HOW UNBELIEVEABLY ABSURD. Yeah Ok , none of her students can read but by God she has tenure! Do you have any idea how many IDIOT teachers there are out there? I was married to a teacher, who constantly brought her teacher friends home, and I have dated several and let me tell you a lot of teachers are the best argument for homeschooling I have ever heard! How about a woman who DOESNT SPEAK SPANISH teaching bilingual kindergarten? How about a teacher who can tell you the plot of every episode of Sex In The City but who doesnt know how to balance her checkbook without using jellybeans? (She calls them "manipulatives" under a math strategy known as The Chicago Method..) Teachers are fucking frightening and they are getting worse and worse... Sure there are some dedicated professionals but there is an increasing number of ditzy idiot chicks who get into it because they get summers off and "need to do something until they get married". One of my ex's friends came right out and admitted "She hates kids, but hey its $42K and she can tan all summer so she can put up with the little fuckers from Sept to May." Lets give her tenure! Hell lets give Debra LaFave tenure, and Lisa Robyn Marinelli and Mary Jo Spack and Stephanie Ragusa too! For Christ's sake everyone else keeps their job on MERIT but lets tenure teachers! LOL Finally - the person who is the subject of the story was a SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. That is a person who is kind of the urinal cake of teacher world. Subs are nobody, they are nothing but names on a list, they have no union rights or employment contracts, and in most cases dont even have any teaching qualification beyond SOME COLLEGE. (They do NOT have to be graduates!) In my ex-wifes district it was up to HER to find a sub. So if she wasnt going in, she would pull the list from her briefcase and start calling till she found one who wanted to work. She would then tell them what to do and leave the principal a voicemail that she wont be in and (name) is subbing. Subs are either unemployed people, often college dropouts or those with useless liberal arts degrees, ex teachers who have done the stay at home mom thing and who will pick up a day here and there if and when they feel like it for less than $100, or flunkies who didnt pass the teaching exam or otherwise couldnt get a job in an environment so teacher hungry that they have billboards saying "Want to be a teacher? When can you start?" At my ex-wifes district this is the requirement to be a sub: We require: A minimum of 60 semester hours of college credit (verified by original transcripts) Excellent People Skills Proficiency in the English Language Substitute Orientation Attendance Criminal History Check Here is the pay scale Certified Subs - $85 (ie licensed teachers) Degreed Subs - $75 (those with 4 year degrees in whatever but no teaching license.) Non-Degreed Subs - $70 (those who only have 60 sh or more but no BS or BA degree) Note that subs, including certified ones are paid less than the mexican dayworkers I hired to paint my house. $70 - $85 a day as opposed to the $100 for the dayworker... Yeah, these are the elite they need tenure and unions LOL. Who gives a shit if this guy loses his job, he can make more doing his magic tricks in the park for tips... I found this to be really insulting to all the teachers out there that care and most teachers where I am from have a Masters degree. In the Chicago school system a substitute has to have a B.S. to substitute teach. By the way, I teach at a vocational school and although I could not even balance my checkbook with jelly beans, I teach anatomy and science. I enjoy Sex and the City. Sue me. Ban me from teaching. Even though I am one of the most passionate Instuctors around, and dont get paid for all the aggravation or hours I put in. No one teaches to get rich. The majority do it for the love and passion for teaching. As for States that have a bad record for education and hiring bad teachers thats on the state, not teachers in general.
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