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Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:28:16 AM   
FirmhandKY


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Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

Last Updated: 1:23PM BST 21/05/2008

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.


Read the whole story.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:35:41 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:42:19 AM   
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Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15...


Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this.  

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:43:54 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:50:50 AM   
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Short answer......NO!!!

I love my Bike! Lol

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:52:39 AM   
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Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15...


Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this.  

perhaps in his youth he was STEERED in the wrong direction...?


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:56:25 AM   
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Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15...


Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this.  

perhaps in his youth he was STEERED in the wrong direction...?



Just a good example of auto-erotica, I think.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:58:01 AM   
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Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15...


Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this.  

perhaps in his youth he was STEERED in the wrong direction...?



Just a good example of auto-erotica, I think.

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has to be EXAUSTing......i would think


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 5:59:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		When I read the thread title, I thought to my self, "ya, I love my car"

Then I read the article and came to the conclusion, maybe I don't love it that much.

I am kinda curious as to where he, uh, well you know.....

I did see a really hot video once, of a really hot girl and a stick shift knob, but I don't think that was love.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:00:18 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:01:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: TreasureKY


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Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15...


Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this.  

perhaps in his youth he was STEERED in the wrong direction...?



Just a good example of auto-erotica, I think.

Firm



has to be EXAUSTing......i would think



Yea, he must have been very tired....

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:07:45 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:10:44 AM   
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Short answer......NO!!!

I love my Bike! Lol


DAMN!!! You beat Me to it. I was gonna say that!


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:11:11 AM   
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I wonder where he parked "it'?


Lord only knows.  I don't get it... I guess one has to be specifically geared towards this kind of thing.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:16:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		Alright, now I'm picking apart all the times I overheard some guy say "would ya look at the headlights and bumpers on that one". Boy, do I feel silly. I just took it for granted they were referring to me. Who knew?

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:21:21 AM   
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Alright, now I'm picking apart all the times I overheard some guy say "would ya look at the headlights and bumpers on that one". Boy, do I feel silly. I just took it for granted they were referring to me. Who knew?


ROFL...that was great erin!

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:21:29 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:26:13 AM   
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sounds like he was not firing with all his pistons....


... but his crankshaft is turning ...

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:28:57 AM   
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sounds like he was not firing with all his pistons....


... but his crankshaft is turning ...



That may be, but he's certainly not the type to get my motor revved. 

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:33:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Firm, you only gave us a trunkated version of the story. The man's into helicopters as well:

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But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.



Which reminds me of a certain poster here  .

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