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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (11/22/2012 7:41:46 AM)

I second that sentiment, Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends. Hope y'all have a great day. And for those shopping Black Friday, good luck. Please come home uninjured from the trampling and grabbing! [;)]




Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (11/22/2012 8:38:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Happy Thanksgiving


Thanks!  I hope that yours was wonderful!




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/2/2012 10:10:02 PM)

Alright, would someone tell me WHY i can LEGALLY own a weapon that fires 6000 rounds a minute and not a fully operational anti aircraft tank? How the hell am I supposed to shoot down that fat guy in red on christmas eve.

You do know that he is a pervert, watching everyone while they are sleeping or awake.




ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/3/2012 9:13:30 AM)

I am so tempted to tell the kids that he is watching them bathe...damn you Jeff!




DesFIP -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/3/2012 12:24:43 PM)

Jeff, you have to set up your hunting blind in a nearby tree and get him when he lands on the roof. Even if you miss him, you should get some venison.




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/3/2012 2:40:49 PM)

Clearly the jolly old fat pervert has cams in every bath room on the planet, and in every bedroom. Hell he has the whole planet wired.

He is guilty of invasion of privacy, breaking and entering, being a peeping tom, voyeurism in the very least, and quite probably espionage, since he is clearly observing the activities in every top secret facility on the planet. What is he doing with all that intel?

Add to that, when was his sleigh inspected by the FAA? I mean how safe can it be? For that matter is it really a sleigh pulled by eight reindeer?

I mean he allegedly visits every home on the planet in ONE night, so clearly he is using some technology that is very advanced, so what is the power source? How do we know it is not responsible for climate change?




Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/3/2012 7:43:02 PM)

Jeff, I just wanted to let you know that Roscoe DOES enjoy chili, rogan josh, sloppy joes, roast beef sammies, and jalapeno sausage hot doggy things. I cannot recall what else it was that you were wanting me to feed him. But he would probably like that too.




ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/3/2012 7:44:19 PM)

No pizza yet?




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/3/2012 9:31:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Jeff, I just wanted to let you know that Roscoe DOES enjoy chili, rogan josh, sloppy joes, roast beef sammies, and jalapeno sausage hot doggy things. I cannot recall what else it was that you were wanting me to feed him. But he would probably like that too.



Damian prefers table food to his baby food. He will be 10 months old on the sixth and his mother restricts what I can try him on. He has had pizza, and loves pepperoni, he also likes summer sausage, chili and unknown to his mom, smoked oysters.

He has eight teeth, has reached the point where we no longer can put him in the walker (he tries to turn it over reaching for things on the floor) so we have taken the seat out and flipped the back so it helps him learn to walk.

If it were up to him he would wear no clothes or diapers. His big thing now is to try and escape when you take a diaper off him for changing, or if he has failed in that, he gives you seven kinds of hell while you put clothes on him.

He waves bye bye when you leave, and is fascinated by the christmas lights. His big thing is to sit in my lap while I am playing perfect world and has somehow figured out what key to hit to teleport me out of a quest.

If he is on the floor he can reach the power button on my computer, and proceeds to turn it off.

Bath time is interesting, since he has not grasped the idea that water stays in the tub, he splashes it everywhere.

He likes the bbc america show "top gear" about super cars and the like, and will sit quietly and watch the history channel with me.

He also watched the original Psycho with me and giggled a lot. I am not sure if he did not grasp what was going on or if he has a very warped since of humor,.

He fell asleep watching Santa Paws and How the Grinch Stole Christmas.




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/6/2012 10:25:16 PM)

I killed the thread




Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/7/2012 4:45:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I killed the thread


Naw.  We just have not figured out a good response yet. 




DesFIP -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/7/2012 11:57:10 AM)

I knew kids today learn to play video games real early but ten months must be a record.

I have spent the last three days making apple butter. I have just finished scrubbing the stove, walls and floor, that stuff gets everywhere. And I only have 8 12 ounce jars. I'll be lucky if this makes it to next year.




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/7/2012 2:14:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I knew kids today learn to play video games real early but ten months must be a record.

I have spent the last three days making apple butter. I have just finished scrubbing the stove, walls and floor, that stuff gets everywhere. And I only have 8 12 ounce jars. I'll be lucky if this makes it to next year.



His technique is simple, he bangs on the keyboard until something happens, while I try to keep him from banging on the keyboard.




UnholyBear -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/7/2012 3:24:20 PM)

Don't mind me, just having a look around.




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/7/2012 5:43:20 PM)

I just spent 20 minutes trying to change a 10month old contortionist.




Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/10/2012 1:07:35 AM)

It is that amazing full body flip they do while you are holding onto their legs.




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/10/2012 2:38:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

It is that amazing full body flip they do while you are holding onto their legs.


Yup, not to mention other tricks that they do, and when they get away, they take off out of rich




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/12/2012 7:57:18 PM)

9 days till the world is supposed to end.




ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2012 11:01:05 AM)

Got my Amaretto ready...going down with Coke and a tall triple glass of it. If the end of the world does not happen, at least I am happy.




DesFIP -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2012 7:36:21 PM)

And if it does, you won't even notice!




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