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ORIGINAL: cjan

Nah, we men are truly simple creatures with few and simple needs. They are, in order:

1) Tight pussy

2) Loose shoes

3) A warm, dry place to sleep

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ORIGINAL: christine1

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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

There are few problems of male life that cannot be solved with a blowjob and a beer...

Also and I say this only partly in jest - you know why we men like blowjobs so much? Because when our dick is in her mouth she isnt TALKING! No "Does this make my ass look fat?"or  "why dont you like my mother?" or "Do you think Tina is sexy?" or "Oh My God I have got to tell you what happened to Brenda!" or "Kevers, the flight waitress is mean to me and they stoled my luggage! My churches chicken is in there and they said they already put it on the other plane!!!"  

lol, here DA, have a beer.  why the heck do you think we women are always pushing beer on men?  when that bottle is up to your lips, (no symbolism there, nope), you can't complain much either.

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ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach

DA  - nah.. I'm not gonna say it  (prudence being the better part of valor at times, and all that)

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

You forgot a working remote for the TV.....

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ORIGINAL: Real_Trouble

For me:

- Smart enough to at least keep up with me in conversation (generally, smarter is better here)
- Hot, kinky sex
- Physical attractiveness
- The ability to carry on a genuinely compelling conversation (perhaps not all of the time - none of us are always 'on', but at least sometimes)
- To have their own meaningful goals in life (I have no time for those without ambition or those who expect me to support them entirely)
- The ability to function effectively in life and make practical decisions well (at least some of the time, again, not expecting perfection here)
- To be honest and trustworthy when dealing with me
- To put up with my eccentricity and book habit

All of those are necessary but not sufficient on their own.  I require them all out of someone, or I'd rather not be in the relationship in the first place.

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ORIGINAL: cjan

Nah, we men are truly simple creatures with few and simple needs. They are, in order:

1) Tight pussy

2) Loose shoes

3) A warm, dry place to sleep

You forgot a working remote for the TV.....

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ORIGINAL: TreasureKY

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

You forgot a working remote for the TV.....

With a willing sub, you don't really need a remote. 

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But this is the core and my Sir has talked about it more than once. He says when women ask a man,"what are you thinking?' and he says, "nothing", He means it. Women are always over analyzing men.

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What is it that males - regardless of orientation towards dom/sub - want out of women?

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ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach

And yet, no really satisfactory answer has ever been given.  I probably shouldn't post this while I'm having a "not even Lemonaide" day, but since it's a factor in what has made today (and this week) so frustrating, I'm going to anyway.
 
What is it, Honestly, that men want?  I don't mean "what do sub men want" or "what do dom men want" - because frankly, that is the easy part.  The subs (both male and female) want someone to take charge.  The doms (again both male and female) want someone to take charge Of.  All well and good, but completely irrelevant to what it is that I'm having a hard time figuring out.
 
What is it that males - regardless of orientation towards dom/sub - want out of women?
 
Is it Eyecandy and Sex?  (not necessarily in that order)
Or is it something that not even males can explain in a satisfactory manner?
 
While I was much (Much) younger, I asked my father - as the  male who was closest to me - what it is that men want.  His answer was fairly straightforward, but the older I get, the more I question whether it's still relevant, and whether it was even really Relevant to anyone other than himself when he gave me this answer:   "Men want Betty Crocker in the Kitchen, June Cleaver in Public, and The Happy Hooker in the bedroom."  After saying that, he refused to elaborate further.  Was he right?  Was he wrong?  Am I simply to frustrated right now with males in general for the answer to make much difference?

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: LondonArt

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ORIGINAL: Level

Different men want different things.

 

Don't be silly, we all want the same things, as listed in Memorandum 27 from the annual secret meeting. You did attend your local male network meeting for the year to pick up a copy of the guidelines, right?

No, I got lost on the way, and by the time I asked for directions, the meeting was over.

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ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub
... two different ... men ... asked me if i would become their mistress. 
 
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Maybe Men Themselves don't really know what They want from women.

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ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub

i was absolutely floored.  Did all the work we'd done together matter at all?  Were they secretly fantasizing about me while we were deciding which company should win the $35 million contract we'd just awarded?  Why would they want a 40 yr old woman as a mistress to begin with? 
 
After all the time we'd worked together did they really believed i'd be interested in becoming a prostitute?
 
Yet other Men i've known -- in and out of D/s -- want my company.  They want to stay in touch, and fix my problems if They can.  They want me to be happy.

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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

LMFAO So right firm ... See this is the thing of translation from female. If I tell a woman In a bar "So how about a blowjob" that means "Would you suck my dick?" but some women hear it as "I really like you! I think you would complete my life. Will you come redecorate my house? How soon can you start moving stuff in? How many children shall we have? What do you think of Tanner for a boy and JordanLee for a girl? Would you like copies of my credit cards? Whats your ring size?Do you like "Up Where We belong" how would that be for our first dance? Where shall we honeymoon....."

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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

LMFAO So right firm ... See this is the thing of translation from female. If I tell a woman In a bar "So how about a blowjob" that means "Would you suck my dick?" but some women hear it as "I really like you! I think you would complete my life. Will you come redecorate my house? How soon can you start moving stuff in? How many children shall we have? What do you think of Tanner for a boy and JordanLee for a girl? Would you like copies of my credit cards? Whats your ring size?Do you like "Up Where We belong" how would that be for our first dance? Where shall we honeymoon....."